Man Pushed Out of Wheelchair Being Bad Sport About April Fools Prank
[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Jack Hackett and Thomas Marshall PRANKVILLE — Local badass Craig Benson pulled off the most hilarious April fools prank
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Students on Housing Waitlist Offered Temporary Spot Under the 110 Freeway
[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Quinton Buxton USC — Ah, spring. Once again the time has arrived when students scramble to secure their humble
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Depressed Girl Undergoes Miraculous Personality Change After Being Told to Smile
[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Mimi Evans LOS ANGELES, CA — Riya Patel was riding the Metro Expo line alone on Saturday night when
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Lonely Man Excited for Chocolate to Go On Sale February 15
[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Thomas Marshall LOS ANGELES – Local sad man Jack Stanfield spent this past Valentine’s Day eagerly awaiting for unsold
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‘Nose Still Missing’ Reports Baby
[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Thomas Marshall BRENTWOOD, CA — 2 year old Gabby Higgins reports that her nose, taken yesterday by her visiting
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Tenured Professor Fired After Scathing Student Course Eval
by Amanda Suarez USC–“I’ve taught at this University for 20 years, and I’ve never had something like this happen!” Those
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Salmon-Shorted Bros Swim Hundreds of Miles Upstream, Spawn
by Axel Hellman During the fall and spring semesters, they congregate in their fraternity houses on the row, and hold
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Child Failed to Post Mother’s Day Selfie On Facebook, Disowned by Mother
by Staff ANYTOWN, USA–Today is Mother’s Day, a time where sons and daughters give their thanks not by showering their mothers
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USC Cancels Fountain Run; Drains Fountains, LA River, Lakes, All Other Natural Sources of Water
by Mark Lee USC–Citing Governor Jerry Brown’s new water usage restrictions, President Max C. L. Nikias cancelled the time-old tradition
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Wife of Local Optometrist Excited about Husband’s Sudden Fascination with Dresses
by Matt Abrahamson An overexposed image of a dress has caused serious debate over what color it truly is. Blue
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