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2024 Olympics Great Opportunity to Show World Horrendous L.A. Traffic

April 13, 2016June 19, 2020 Rob Smat articles

[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Rob Smat photo by Next Web LA MEMORIAL COLISEUM — The Los Angeles Olympic Committee (LA24), charged with campaigning

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96 Year Old Rushes Frat, Finds Comfort in Old World Values

April 12, 2016June 17, 2020 Katarina Brandt articles

[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Katarina Brandt and Thomas Marshall USC — On Tuesday, 96-year-old junior Walter Richardson was initiated into the Omega Lambda

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Man Pushed Out of Wheelchair Being Bad Sport About April Fools Prank

April 1, 2016June 19, 2020 Jack Hackett articles

[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Jack Hackett and Thomas Marshall PRANKVILLE — Local badass Craig Benson pulled off the most hilarious April fools prank

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Students on Housing Waitlist Offered Temporary Spot Under the 110 Freeway

March 9, 2016June 19, 2020 Quinton Buxton articles

[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Quinton Buxton USC — Ah, spring. Once again the time has arrived when students scramble to secure their humble

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Depressed Girl Undergoes Miraculous Personality Change After Being Told to Smile

February 19, 2016February 19, 2016 Mimi Evans articles

[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Mimi Evans LOS ANGELES, CA­ — Riya Patel was riding the Metro Expo line alone on Saturday night when

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Lonely Man Excited for Chocolate to Go On Sale February 15

February 15, 2016 Thomas Marshall articles

[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Thomas Marshall LOS ANGELES – Local sad man Jack Stanfield spent this past Valentine’s Day eagerly awaiting for unsold

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‘Nose Still Missing’ Reports Baby

January 22, 2016 Thomas Marshall articles

[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Thomas Marshall BRENTWOOD, CA — 2 year old Gabby Higgins reports that her nose, taken yesterday by her visiting

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Tenured Professor Fired After Scathing Student Course Eval

December 7, 2015June 17, 2020 Staff articles

by Amanda Suarez USC–“I’ve taught at this University for 20 years, and I’ve never had something like this happen!” Those

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Salmon-Shorted Bros Swim Hundreds of Miles Upstream, Spawn

August 27, 2015November 27, 2015 Axel Hellman 0 Comment articles, featured

by Axel Hellman During the fall and spring semesters, they congregate in their fraternity houses on the row, and hold

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Child Failed to Post Mother’s Day Selfie On Facebook, Disowned by Mother

May 10, 2015June 19, 2020 Staff articles

by Staff ANYTOWN, USA–Today is Mother’s Day, a time where sons and daughters give their thanks not by showering their mothers

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