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ART COLUMN: Rorschach’s Newest Painting Looks an Awful Lot Like My Drunk Dad

March 25, 2026March 31, 2026 Alex Choy

By Alex Choy MY THERAPIST’S OFFICE — Swiss psychologist Hermann Rorschach unveiled a new exhibit at the Los Angeles County

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OPINION: I Took Every Buzzfeed Quiz, The Results Were Frightening

February 6, 2026January 31, 2026 Gracie Silberman

By: Gracie Silberman LOS ANGELES –  2026 is the new 2016 according to my Instagram feed #noticing, but everyone is

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Storytime: I Failed My Math Test for Being Christian

December 14, 2025January 16, 2026 Charlotte Dekle

By Charlotte Dekle LOS ANGELES, CA — This past week, I have faced more adversity than most people face in

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College Editorial USC 

A Definitive Ranking of The USC Village Accent Walls

October 9, 2025January 16, 2026 Gracie Silberman

By: Gracie Silberman LOS ANGELES, CA-  As we get closer to the LA 2028 Olympics, and thus The Village’s true

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To Struggling Harvard Students…We’re Here For You

June 15, 2025July 23, 2025 Margaret Danenhauer

By Margaret Danenhauer In a time where higher education is under attack, Harvard students and their educations have become political

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Opinion: I’m One Internship Interview From Giving Up and Moving to a Cabin in the Woods

February 24, 2025February 27, 2025 Quinn Healey

By Quinn Healey LOS ANGELES, CA – Another day, another company that has yet to get back to me after

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OPINION: Would

December 10, 2024December 13, 2024 Liam Stephenson

By Liam Stephenson

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Opinion: Why I, A Straight White Cisgender Male, Will Be Watching This Season Of Dancing With The Stars With A Keen Eye

November 22, 2024December 2, 2024 Levi Elias

By Levi Elias LOS ANGELES, CA — Because I like it. It’s pretty good.

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OPINION: Start The Steal

November 6, 2024November 6, 2024 Violet Rose Wang

By Violet Wang Washington, D.C. – Listen up liberals, the jig is up. We need to start the steal. I

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I Pretended To Look Confused At The Timothee Chalamet Lookalike Competition Because #needthat

October 29, 2024October 31, 2024 Noelle Medina

By Noelle Medina NEW YORK, NY – As a woman desperately searching for a scrawny dog boy who looks like

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