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Author: Katarina Brandt

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“I Literally Have No Time During Finals,” Reports Comm Student From Disneyland

May 4, 2016June 19, 2020 Katarina Brandt 5498 Views articles
by Katarina Brandt SPACE MOUNTAIN—On Tuesday afternoon, communications major Jessica Gilmore reported from the line of Space Mountain that she Read more
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96 Year Old Rushes Frat, Finds Comfort in Old World Values

April 12, 2016June 17, 2020 Katarina Brandt 4147 Views articles
by Katarina Brandt and Thomas Marshall USC -- On Tuesday, 96-year-old junior Walter Richardson was initiated into the Omega Lambda Read more
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Study: Class Attendance Inversely Proportional to Percent Chance of Precipitation

April 8, 2016June 19, 2020 Katarina Brandt 3223 Views articles
by Katarina Brandt USC --  A new study released on Tuesday by the USC Office of Student Attendance shows that poor weather Read more
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Fangirl of Popular Band Claims She’s Definitely “Not Like The Rest”

March 4, 2016June 19, 2020 Katarina Brandt 3763 Views articles
by Katarina Brandt LOS ANGELES, CA -- On wednesday afternoon, fans lined up hours early at Amoeba Music for a Read more

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