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USC Cancels Fountain Run; Drains Fountains, LA River, Lakes, All Other Natural Sources of Water

April 24, 2015June 17, 2020 Staff articles

by Mark Lee USC–Citing Governor Jerry Brown’s new water usage restrictions, President Max C. L. Nikias cancelled the time-old tradition

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Wife of Local Optometrist Excited about Husband’s Sudden Fascination with Dresses

March 4, 2015June 19, 2020 Staff articles

by Matt Abrahamson An overexposed image of a dress has caused serious debate over what color it truly is.  Blue

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Haughty Freshman Pridefully Declines Opportunity for Free Food

February 22, 2015June 17, 2020 Rob Smat articles

by Rob Smat MCCARTHY QUAD, USC — Oh, the folly of man. Specifically one man: Arnoz Curry, biomedical engineering major,

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36 Year Old College Educated Male Learns Ponies are not Baby Horses

February 16, 2015December 13, 2015 Staff articles

by Matt Abrahamson Des Moines, IA – Greg Malone, a 36 year old chemical engineer and graduate from the Viterbi

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USC Actress Stuck in Cliché-Filled Beginner’s Level Student Film

November 11, 2014June 17, 2020 Rob Smat articles

by Rob Smat ROSKI SCHOOL OF THEATRE — Local acting student Marie Friedlander is at her wit’s end. It all

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Business Majors Plan App to Find App Programmers

November 9, 2014January 21, 2021 Axel Hellman articles

by Axel Hellman and Noah Suarez-Sikes From Uber and Lyft to Tinder and Farmersonly, the biggest new names in the

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Freshmen Anxiously Await Their First Local Shooting

October 23, 2014June 17, 2020 Staff

by Elias Nash USC–Halfway through the semester, USC’s new freshman class has had plenty of time to assimilate into their

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Building Preview: Verna and Peter Dauterive Hall

October 20, 2014December 13, 2015 Staff

Editor’s Note:  This article was first printed in Curious Troy, a satirical publication that operated from 1997-1998, under the title

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Student’s Promise to Get Buddy ‘Super-Laid’ Goes Unfulfilled

October 15, 2014January 23, 2021 Staff

by Andy Gause On Saturday night, Lance Griffin, a senior studying flirting, made it his goal to get his structural

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Tubby Man On Rampage

October 14, 2014June 19, 2020 Staff

by Zoe Haddad MUSHROOM KINGDOM 2:35 PM PST, Tue October 14, 2014–Many injured, de-winged in Mushroom Kingdom today. A mustached

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