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Haughty Freshman Pridefully Declines Opportunity for Free Food

by Rob Smat MCCARTHY QUAD, USC — Oh, the folly of man. Specifically one man: Arnoz Curry, biomedical engineering major,

by Matt Abrahamson Des Moines, IA – Greg Malone, a 36 year old chemical engineer and graduate from the Viterbi

by Rob Smat ROSKI SCHOOL OF THEATRE — Local acting student Marie Friedlander is at her wit’s end. It all

by Axel Hellman and Noah Suarez-Sikes From Uber and Lyft to Tinder and Farmersonly, the biggest new names in the

by Elias Nash USC–Halfway through the semester, USC’s new freshman class has had plenty of time to assimilate into their

Editor’s Note: This article was first printed in Curious Troy, a satirical publication that operated from 1997-1998, under the title

by Andy Gause On Saturday night, Lance Griffin, a senior studying flirting, made it his goal to get his structural

by Zoe Haddad MUSHROOM KINGDOM 2:35 PM PST, Tue October 14, 2014–Many injured, de-winged in Mushroom Kingdom today. A mustached

by Luke Phillips A USC accounting major, John Elbright, is reportedly concerned about his long-term girlfriend’s decision to attend a

by Tyler Pullen Earlier today, as lawless cyclists rode rampant through the streets, specifically on Jefferson between Orchard and McClintock,