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Author: Thomas Marshall

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Every Week is Sweeps Week for NBC Janitor

November 16, 2017January 21, 2021 Thomas Marshall 2201 Views
by Thomas Marshall LOS ANGELES -- While the rest of Hollywood waits all year for that special week known as Read more
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Half Post-it Note Over Laptop Webcam Not Getting Paid Nearly Enough for What it Sees

October 11, 2017October 11, 2017 Thomas Marshall 2350 Views
by Thomas Marshall LOS ANGELES – In today’s economy, it’s hard to find work, and for those lucky few that Read more
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Couple Living at Parkside and New North Break Up Over Long Distance Relationship

October 27, 2016June 19, 2020 Thomas Marshall 2548 Views
by Thomas Marshall USC -- Freshmen Bea Tran and Dan Algeri began dating shortly after orientation. Algeri lived in New Read more
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I Was a Feminist Until I Learned I Couldn’t Sexually Harass My Coworkers

October 6, 2016 Thomas Marshall 1947 Views
by Thomas Marshall I like to think of myself as a progressive. I read the literature, I try to keep Read more
Entertainment Local 

Dad Forced to Bring Loser Daughter to Springsteen Concert

September 2, 2016June 19, 2020 Thomas Marshall 3535 Views

“The other dads are going to think I’m so lame if I have to be there with my buzzkill kid.”

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Poor Kid Without ‘Pokémon Go’ Just Throwing Rocks At Animals In Park

July 27, 2016July 27, 2016 Thomas Marshall 5605 Views
by Thomas Marshall and Jack Hackett LAKEWOOD PARK -- I was reading in the park the other day, when all Read more
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Treasury Makes 3/5ths Compromise, Puts Harriet Tubman on $12 Bill

April 26, 2016January 21, 2021 Thomas Marshall 6219 Views articles
by Thomas Marshall US TREASURY -- A nationwide poll was conducted recently, and abolitionist Harriet Tubman was chosen to be Read more
College Local 

96 Year Old Rushes Frat, Finds Comfort in Old World Values

April 12, 2016June 17, 2020 Thomas Marshall 2824 Views articles
by Katarina Brandt and Thomas Marshall USC -- On Tuesday, 96-year-old junior Walter Richardson was initiated into the Omega Lambda Read more
Local 

Man Pushed Out of Wheelchair Being Bad Sport About April Fools Prank

April 1, 2016June 19, 2020 Thomas Marshall 6090 Views articles
by Jack Hackett and Thomas Marshall PRANKVILLE -- Local badass Craig Benson pulled off the most hilarious April fools prank Read more
Attention Vortex Columns 

QUIZ: Which BuzzFeed Quiz Are You?

February 16, 2016 Thomas Marshall 561628 Views articles
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