Every Week is Sweeps Week for NBC Janitor
by Thomas Marshall LOS ANGELES -- While the rest of Hollywood waits all year for that special week known as Read more
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Half Post-it Note Over Laptop Webcam Not Getting Paid Nearly Enough for What it Sees
by Thomas Marshall LOS ANGELES – In today’s economy, it’s hard to find work, and for those lucky few that Read more
Couple Living at Parkside and New North Break Up Over Long Distance Relationship
by Thomas Marshall USC -- Freshmen Bea Tran and Dan Algeri began dating shortly after orientation. Algeri lived in New Read more
I Was a Feminist Until I Learned I Couldn’t Sexually Harass My Coworkers
by Thomas Marshall I like to think of myself as a progressive. I read the literature, I try to keep Read more
Dad Forced to Bring Loser Daughter to Springsteen Concert
“The other dads are going to think I’m so lame if I have to be there with my buzzkill kid.”
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Poor Kid Without ‘Pokémon Go’ Just Throwing Rocks At Animals In Park
by Thomas Marshall and Jack Hackett LAKEWOOD PARK -- I was reading in the park the other day, when all Read more
Treasury Makes 3/5ths Compromise, Puts Harriet Tubman on $12 Bill
by Thomas Marshall US TREASURY -- A nationwide poll was conducted recently, and abolitionist Harriet Tubman was chosen to be Read more
96 Year Old Rushes Frat, Finds Comfort in Old World Values
by Katarina Brandt and Thomas Marshall USC -- On Tuesday, 96-year-old junior Walter Richardson was initiated into the Omega Lambda Read more
Man Pushed Out of Wheelchair Being Bad Sport About April Fools Prank
by Jack Hackett and Thomas Marshall PRANKVILLE -- Local badass Craig Benson pulled off the most hilarious April fools prank Read more
