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Author: Thomas Marshall

Entertainment Local 

Every Week is Sweeps Week for NBC Janitor

November 16, 2017January 21, 2021 Thomas Marshall 3466 Views
by Thomas Marshall LOS ANGELES -- While the rest of Hollywood waits all year for that special week known as Read more
Local 

Half Post-it Note Over Laptop Webcam Not Getting Paid Nearly Enough for What it Sees

October 11, 2017October 11, 2017 Thomas Marshall 3886 Views
by Thomas Marshall LOS ANGELES – In today’s economy, it’s hard to find work, and for those lucky few that Read more
College USC 

Couple Living at Parkside and New North Break Up Over Long Distance Relationship

October 27, 2016June 19, 2020 Thomas Marshall 3845 Views
by Thomas Marshall USC -- Freshmen Bea Tran and Dan Algeri began dating shortly after orientation. Algeri lived in New Read more
Columns Strong Feelings 

I Was a Feminist Until I Learned I Couldn’t Sexually Harass My Coworkers

October 6, 2016 Thomas Marshall 3260 Views
by Thomas Marshall I like to think of myself as a progressive. I read the literature, I try to keep Read more
Entertainment Local 

Dad Forced to Bring Loser Daughter to Springsteen Concert

September 2, 2016June 19, 2020 Thomas Marshall 5574 Views

“The other dads are going to think I’m so lame if I have to be there with my buzzkill kid.”

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Local 

Poor Kid Without ‘Pokémon Go’ Just Throwing Rocks At Animals In Park

July 27, 2016July 27, 2016 Thomas Marshall 9100 Views
by Thomas Marshall and Jack Hackett LAKEWOOD PARK -- I was reading in the park the other day, when all Read more
Politics 

Treasury Makes 3/5ths Compromise, Puts Harriet Tubman on $12 Bill

April 26, 2016January 21, 2021 Thomas Marshall 7942 Views articles
by Thomas Marshall US TREASURY -- A nationwide poll was conducted recently, and abolitionist Harriet Tubman was chosen to be Read more
Local 

Lonely Man Excited for Chocolate to Go On Sale February 15

February 15, 2016 Thomas Marshall 3134 Views articles
by Thomas Marshall LOS ANGELES – Local sad man Jack Stanfield spent this past Valentine’s Day eagerly awaiting for unsold Read more
News in Brief 

Failed Alcoholic Becomes Writer

January 27, 2016 Thomas Marshall 3402 Views articles
by Thomas Marshall WRITER’S CAFÉ -- In his younger years, Jack-Francis Jerome was your average, semi-successful alcoholic. He was well Read more
Local 

‘Nose Still Missing’ Reports Baby

January 22, 2016 Thomas Marshall 3630 Views articles
by Thomas Marshall BRENTWOOD, CA -- 2 year old Gabby Higgins reports that her nose, taken yesterday by her visiting Read more
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Facebook Mom Didn’t Want to Get Political But Decides This is Where She Draws the Line

Facebook Mom Didn’t Want to Get Political But Decides This is Where She Draws the Line

August 20, 2020 Rachel Michelman No Comment

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