Dear Mom: Let’s Not Watch Lady Bird Together

May 8, 2022May 8, 2022 Izzy Ster 307 Views

By Izzy Ster LOS ANGELES, CA — Things went south this Mother’s Day for local girl Emily Moore when she,

Girlboss Alert! Local Woman Uses Neck Massager as Neck Massager

By Alexandra Ornes LOS ANGELES, CA – In a total #girlboss moment last Tuesday, Annie Bridger used her neck massager

June 2, 2021June 2, 2021 Emily Torp 1342 Views

By Emily Torp CAPE CORAL, FL – This girl (gas station) is on fire! Literally! A Southern Florida Shell Gas

By Luca Soltero LOS ANGELES, CA – Melinda Gates has divorced Bill Gates. This Gatekeeping #qween was not playing any

By Emily Torp HOUSTON, TX – Helicopter Ingenuity, or “Ginny,” as her operators in Houston call her, successfully landed on

By Rachel Michelman Dear Editor, Listen, punk. Let’s get things straight. You’re a freaking nerd who doesn’t know your place

SUEZ CANAL, EGYPT – Seamen have reported yet another hold up in the Suez Canal this morning, but this time,

By Alexandra Ornes LOS ANGELES, CA – In a total bad bitch moment, Always has come out with a new

By Alexandra Ornes After the obligatory mourning period, I think I’m finally ready to share my feelings with the world.

March 9, 2021March 8, 2021 Hannah Ryan 1021 Views

By Hannah Ryan Hark! The Gods are displeased and ‘tis time to talk about it. Everyone is running ‘round willy-nilly