Sperm Racing Rematch to Take Place in My Bedroom
By Ella Grossman LOS ANGELES — This Friday, the world’s first Sperm Race took place at LA Center Studio in
Read moreBy Ella Grossman LOS ANGELES — This Friday, the world’s first Sperm Race took place at LA Center Studio in
Read moreBy Phineas Kelly LOS ANGELES — As universities nationwide fear the loss of federal research funding, the University of Southern
Read moreBy Margaret Danenhauer LOS ANGELES — Fight on Trojans! USC has named Joey “The Booger” Santonelli, better known as the
Read moreBy Sarah Ruiz LOS ANGELES, CA – Pack your pills and poppers, USC’s finest scholars are heading East for the
Read moreBy Levi Elias LOS ANGELES, CA – In an email sent to the USC population by the Office of the
Read moreBy Quinn Healey LOS ANGELES, CA/CABO SAN LUCAS, MEX – In a rare display of solidarity, the USC Interfraternity and
Read moreBy Violet Rose Wang LOS ANGELES, CA – Trying to get your parents to spend even more money on your
Read moreBy Levi Elias LOS ANGELES, CA — Soon-to-be retired USC president Carol Folt just realized that she’s wasted her entire
Read moreBy Violet Rose Wang LOS ANGELES, CA – USC administration announced this morning that they would soon be debuting an
Read moreBy Violet Rose Wang LOS ANGELES, CA – In light of the Daily Trojan announcing that USC has slashed their
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