Student Finally Watches Hentai Without Subtitles After Four Years of Japanese
By Lili Adkins LOS ANGELES, CA –– USC senior Simon Griffin reports that after eight laborious semesters of intensive Japanese
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Girl Who “Really Found Herself” Freshman Year Gets Tattoo To Prove It
By Alexandra Ornes LOS ANGELES, CA – Maya Blair, a freshman who “really found herself” this year, finally got the
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Student Turns McCarthy Dorm Into a BDSM Dungeon Using Command Strips
By Lili Adkins LOS ANGELES, CA –– While conducting a mandatory Health and Safety Inspection in McCarthy Residential College, USC
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Daily Trojan Suspended After Allegations of Brutal Hazing and Mistreatment of Staff Writers
by Luca Soltero LOS ANGELES, CA — The Daily Trojan has reportedly been suspended by the university due to allegations
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Film Major Minors in Book
By Joshua Wolk LOS ANGELES, CA — Last Tuesday, film major Elizabeth Wright declared a minor in book. “They say
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32 Day Bender Not Really a Bender Anymore
By Alexandra Ornes LOS ANGELES, CA — After waking up on a Thursday afternoon, having slept through his 8am, 12pm,
Read moreAvid Film Watcher Honestly Just Prefers Premiere
By Sarah Cortina LOS ANGELES, CA — Local SCA (better known as “watch movie for grade”) student Martin Thompson states
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New FAFSA Form Simply Asks Question “Do You Ski”
By Sarah Cortina VAIL, COLORADO — Multiple college seniors were denied collegiate financial aid after answering ‘yes’ on the 2022-2023
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Opinion: Why Did I Come To This Euphoria Party If You Won’t Let Me Take Fentanyl?
By Alexandra Ornes LOS ANGELES, CA – Freshman Taylor Howard was disappointed to discover that despite the epic Euphoria-themed party,
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Point: Send Me a Push Counterpoint: Call Me Counter-Counterpoint: Enter a Passcode
By Izzy Ster Point: Send Me a Push By Megan Nelson No one enjoys the Duo Mobile two-factor authentication—it’s time-consuming
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