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“The White Lotus” Creator Mike White Announces Season 3 Will Take Place at the Lorenzo

January 24, 2023January 24, 2023 Izzy Ster 110 Views

By Izzy Ster LOS ANGELES, CA – The widely-popular show, The White Lotus, announced that its upcoming third season will

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Fraternity slammed for Insensitive Party Themed ‘Guns Shots or Fireworks’

January 19, 2023January 19, 2023 Sarah Cortina 69 Views

By Sarah Cortina LOS ANGELES, CA — UPIFC fraternity Pi Omega Sigma, colloquially known as POS, was slammed this week

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Exeter Frat Boy Rates Women By Amount of AP Classes Taken

January 13, 2023January 10, 2023 Joshua Wolk 96 Views

By Joshua Wolk LOS ANGELES, CA — This past Tuesday, Phillips Exeter Academy alumni Cheston Springharvest scoffed to his fraternity

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Opinion: If USC Brings Back Shared Lyfts, Then Bring Back Splash Bash

January 11, 2023January 10, 2023 Maura Ende 100 Views

by Maura Ende  On Tuesday, January 3, USC Transportation announced a return to the Shared Lyft model for the Spring

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Opinion: Why Can’t USC Men Finish?

January 3, 2023January 3, 2023 Izzy Ster 109 Views

By Izzy Ster After dominating Tulane up until the last four minutes of the Cotton Bowl this afternoon, USC suffered

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Boy Scout Becomes Man Scout

December 5, 2022December 4, 2022 Rachel Michelman 143 Views

By Rachel Michelman PROVO, UT – After graduating from high school and the Eagle Scouts, Elijah Whitmore has been inducted

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5 Affirmations to Comfort Yourself After Getting Dumped

December 2, 2022December 1, 2022 Lili Adkins 180 Views

5 Affirmations to Comfort Yourself after Getting Dumped By Lili Adkins LOS ANGELES, CA –– You’ve been dumped, and it

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Top 10 Reasons to Get Into a Relationship in College

November 28, 2022November 27, 2022 Scott Altsuler 183 Views

By Scott Altsuler College is a time for making new friends, and it’s always better when those friends come with

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Student Thankful to Not Be Hearing Roommate’s Moans During Thanksgiving

November 23, 2022November 22, 2022 Rachel Michelman 157 Views

By Rachel Michelman ST. LOUIS, MO – Thanksgiving is the time to acknowledge the little things one is thankful for:

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Our Statement on UCLA’s Satire Paper

November 17, 2022November 17, 2022 Joshua Wolk 202 Views
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