Short Man Has Tall Parents

by Christine Politte BOULDER, CO – Sources have confirmed that yes, those tall people are Bradley Sullivan’s parents. The juxtaposition

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By Bryn Doyle REDDING, CA – The Twin XL sheets and Facetime schedule were all prepared for August in the

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LOS ANGELES, CA — Undergraduate Student Government Vice President Rose Ritch was forced to step down Wednesday after making the

By Rachel Michelman With a surge of COVID-19 cases in California and a majority of classes taking place remotely, the

By Drew Thomas-Nathan LOS ANGELES, CA — Amidst ongoing Black Lives Matter protests across the world and at USC, President

By Preston Long LOS ANGELES, CA — As her student body buckled under the weight of layoffs, tuition increases, and

By Veronica Marks LOS ANGELES, CA — Following weeks of letters, petitions, and protests to dismantle racial inequality at the Read more

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By Bryn Doyle CARLSBAD, CA – After two months of quarantine and the school year over, University of Southern California Read more

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By Karan Menon UNIVERSITY PARK, CA — In a stroke of financial genius, Marshall School of Business senior Barnett Rogers Read more

By Jonathan Krone LOS ANGELES, CA — Speaking behind closed doors in a shadowy lair, chairman of the University of Read more