Sack of Troy’s Couple’s Costumes
Happy Halloween! The only thing spookier than ghosts, never finding love and the innate morality of human existence is a
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Top 10 GILFS Who Died Before I Got The Chance
By Staff Queen Elizabeth of England died at age 96 last week, and it’s times like these when I wonder
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Capitalist Nightmare: Sickly Woman Forced to Work Until The Day She Died
By Mia Young and Preston Long LONDON, ENGLAND — In a shocking display of cruel, capitalistic inhumanity, area old woman
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Rejected Met Gala Themes
Our journalists at The Sack of Troy obtained leaked documents from the Met Gala, and based on the principle of
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Brockhampton Disbands, Will Now Be Grooming Kids Separately
By Staff Brockhampton, a favorite amongst those bitches with the Fjallraven backpacks and Doc Martens, has gone on indefinite hiatus
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Hungover Philosophy Student Wakes Up As Giant Insect
By Staff LOS ANGELES, CA — After downing nine natty lites at Lambda Chi Alpha this Sunday, senior philosophy student
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SDA Cuts “I Hope I Get It” From Chorus Line Production
LOS ANGELES, CA – Addressing concerns for the upcoming production of A Chorus Line, School of Dramatic Arts Dean Emily
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Packers to Scout Kyle Rittenhouse for His “Excellent Defense”
By Staff “Green Bay Packers huddle” by Mike Morbeck is licensed under CC BY-SA 2.0
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