Cancelled Predator Gets Renewed

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By Staff “An Insight, An Idea with Kevin Spacey: Kevin Spacey” by World Economic Forum is licensed under CC BY-NC-SA 2.0 “Kevin Spacey Set

Girlboss Alert! Melinda Takes Half of Bill’s Shit

May 20, 2021May 21, 2021 Staff 219 Views

By Luca Soltero LOS ANGELES, CA – Melinda Gates has divorced Bill Gates. This Gatekeeping #qween was not playing any

April 7, 2021April 5, 2021 Staff 402 Views

By Staff Just in time for festival season, the CDC has announced that there is no bad drug interaction between

April 1, 2021April 1, 2021 Staff 592 Views

By Staff We are SoGratefulForThis CommendableInstitution. Please don’t shut us down Carol, this is all we have!

January 18, 2021April 7, 2021 Staff 475 Views

By Staff MONTGOMERY, ALABAMA – Following several weeks of rumors and allegations that he’s been “getting soft” and fails to

January 5, 2021January 21, 2021 Staff 255 Views

By Staff MACON, GA — Shutting his blinds and opening an incognito tab to ogle exit polls, Georgian conservative Ted

UNDISCLOSED LOCATION –Deep in the mountains of [redacted], a multi-ethnic, queer-platonic group of buddies is stuck in a bunker, and

After heavy deliberation, The Sack of Troy Editorial Board has concluded that we believe beloved socialist Wallace Shawn is the

Sack of Troy reporter Angie Stroud hits the street to get the REAL story of COVID-19 straight from the people

October 9, 2020October 10, 2020 Staff 480 Views

CHICAGO, IL — Woah! Girlboss incoming! My mom just smacked the shit out of me! Now, it’s usually Dad who