Author: Staff
Capitalist Nightmare: Sickly Woman Forced to Work Until The Day She Died
By Mia Young and Preston Long LONDON, ENGLAND — In a shocking display of cruel, capitalistic inhumanity, area old woman
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Rejected Met Gala Themes
Our journalists at The Sack of Troy obtained leaked documents from the Met Gala, and based on the principle of
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Brockhampton Disbands, Will Now Be Grooming Kids Separately
By Staff Brockhampton, a favorite amongst those bitches with the Fjallraven backpacks and Doc Martens, has gone on indefinite hiatus
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Hungover Philosophy Student Wakes Up As Giant Insect
By Staff LOS ANGELES, CA — After downing nine natty lites at Lambda Chi Alpha this Sunday, senior philosophy student
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SDA Cuts “I Hope I Get It” From Chorus Line Production
LOS ANGELES, CA – Addressing concerns for the upcoming production of A Chorus Line, School of Dramatic Arts Dean Emily
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Coronavirus Tests Positive for Ed Sheeran
By Staff SUFFOLK, ENGLAND — Expressing regret that it hadn’t taken precautionary action against the singer-songwriter, the Coronavirus announced today
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Netflix Announces ‘James and the Giant Peach’ Spinoff, ‘Nicki Minaj’s Cousin’s Friend and the Time His Balls Inflated Like a Goodyear Blimp and Carried Him to Brooklyn’
By Staff “When we saw Nicki Minaj’s Twitter thread, we knew it was a match made in entertainment heaven,” said
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Random Security Checks Extra Random Today
By Staff Photo by Phil Mosley on Unsplash
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