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The Sack of Troy Oscar’s Predictions

March 12, 2023March 19, 2023 Staff 114 Views

By Izzy Ster and Bill Rockas Glitz! Glamour! Whites! Sack of Troy has all the accurate predictions made for the

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College USC 

30 Ways USC Will Spend Your Extra Tuition Dollars

March 8, 2023March 8, 2023 Staff 152 Views

By Staff It was reported that USC tuition will rise by 5%. While USC students may be concerned, The Sack

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We found 95 instances of plagiarism in a USC scientist’s new book. Sales have been suspended

March 6, 2023March 6, 2023 Staff 256 Views

By Staff The publication of a new book by Dr. David Agus, the media-friendly USC oncologist who leads the Lawrence

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College USC 

Sack of Troy’s Couple’s Costumes

November 2, 2022November 2, 2022 Staff 345 Views

Happy Halloween! The only thing spookier than ghosts, never finding love and the innate morality of human existence is a

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Editorial 

Sack Advice

September 27, 2022September 27, 2022 Staff 224 Views
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Editorial 

Top 10 GILFS Who Died Before I Got The Chance

September 13, 2022October 20, 2022 Staff 561 Views

By Staff Queen Elizabeth of England died at age 96 last week, and it’s times like these when I wonder

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World 

Capitalist Nightmare: Sickly Woman Forced to Work Until The Day She Died

September 8, 2022September 8, 2022 Staff 338 Views

By Mia Young and Preston Long LONDON, ENGLAND — In a shocking display of cruel, capitalistic inhumanity, area old woman

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World 

Rejected Met Gala Themes

May 4, 2022May 5, 2022 Staff 668 Views

Our journalists at The Sack of Troy obtained leaked documents from the Met Gala, and based on the principle of

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Brockhampton Disbands, Will Now Be Grooming Kids Separately

January 14, 2022January 14, 2022 Staff 981 Views

By Staff Brockhampton, a favorite amongst those bitches with the Fjallraven backpacks and Doc Martens, has gone on indefinite hiatus

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College Local 

Hungover Philosophy Student Wakes Up As Giant Insect

January 14, 2022January 23, 2022 Staff 634 Views

By Staff LOS ANGELES, CA — After downing nine natty lites at Lambda Chi Alpha this Sunday, senior philosophy student

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