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Sack of Troy’s Couple’s Costumes

November 2, 2022November 2, 2022 Staff 215 Views

Happy Halloween! The only thing spookier than ghosts, never finding love and the innate morality of human existence is a

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Editorial 

Sack Advice

September 27, 2022September 27, 2022 Staff 153 Views
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Top 10 GILFS Who Died Before I Got The Chance

September 13, 2022October 20, 2022 Staff 382 Views

By Staff Queen Elizabeth of England died at age 96 last week, and it’s times like these when I wonder

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World 

Capitalist Nightmare: Sickly Woman Forced to Work Until The Day She Died

September 8, 2022September 8, 2022 Staff 264 Views

By Mia Young and Preston Long LONDON, ENGLAND — In a shocking display of cruel, capitalistic inhumanity, area old woman

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Rejected Met Gala Themes

May 4, 2022May 5, 2022 Staff 540 Views

Our journalists at The Sack of Troy obtained leaked documents from the Met Gala, and based on the principle of

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Brockhampton Disbands, Will Now Be Grooming Kids Separately

January 14, 2022January 14, 2022 Staff 852 Views

By Staff Brockhampton, a favorite amongst those bitches with the Fjallraven backpacks and Doc Martens, has gone on indefinite hiatus

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College Local 

Hungover Philosophy Student Wakes Up As Giant Insect

January 14, 2022January 23, 2022 Staff 514 Views

By Staff LOS ANGELES, CA — After downing nine natty lites at Lambda Chi Alpha this Sunday, senior philosophy student

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College News in Brief USC 

SDA Cuts “I Hope I Get It” From Chorus Line Production

December 15, 2021December 23, 2021 Staff 1074 Views

LOS ANGELES, CA – Addressing concerns for the upcoming production of A Chorus Line, School of Dramatic Arts Dean Emily

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College News in Pictures USC 

Trojan Check Update Requires Students to Report if They Feel Like Shooting up Campus

November 22, 2021November 22, 2021 Staff 769 Views

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Packers to Scout Kyle Rittenhouse for His “Excellent Defense”

November 11, 2021November 29, 2022 Staff 758 Views

By Staff “Green Bay Packers huddle” by Mike Morbeck is licensed under CC BY-SA 2.0

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