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Concussed Football Men to Redefine Mathematics as Big 10 Welcome 15 and 16

July 1, 2022July 1, 2022 Jess Wild 456 Views

By Jessica Wild ROSEMONT, IL —The head of USC Athletic Department and Commissioner of the Big Ten Conference met to

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Rival High School Football Team Swallowed by Sinkhole to Hell After Supreme Court Approves Summoning Circles

June 29, 2022June 29, 2022 Joshua Wolk 632 Views

By Joshua Wolk ST. LOUIS, MO — After the landmark Supreme Court ruling on Kennedy v. Bremerton School District, Clayton

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Clear Bag Policy Apparently Doesn’t Apply If Bag is Stuffed With Cocaine

May 27, 2022May 27, 2022 Sarah Cortina 676 Views

By Sarah Cortina CHICAGO, IL — Local man Travis Porter was disappointed to find out that Wrigley Field’s clear bag

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Skateboarder Eats Shit, Contracts E Coli

February 16, 2022February 16, 2022 Jackson Irvine 955 Views

By Jackson Irvine HOLLYWOOD, CA — Yesterday evening medical professionals were called to the home of 22-year-old, self-described home boy

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Packers to Scout Kyle Rittenhouse for His “Excellent Defense”

November 11, 2021November 29, 2022 Staff 756 Views

By Staff “Green Bay Packers huddle” by Mike Morbeck is licensed under CC BY-SA 2.0

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Firing Of Helton Fails, USC Resorts To Bioterrorism To Shift Odds

November 10, 2021November 10, 2021 Sarah Cortina 522 Views

By Sarah Cortina and Alexandra Ornes The “weekender” has become the “10 days, given symptoms do not change or new

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Clay Fired: Check Out This Roski Student’s Pottery

September 13, 2021October 12, 2021 Joshua Wolk 1762 Views

By Josh Wolk Photo by Elisabetta Lombardo on Unsplash

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News in Pictures Sports 

Youth Soccer Star Who Missed Easy Shot Probably Taking a Dive For the Mob

April 27, 2021June 12, 2021 Preston Long 958 Views

By Preston Long

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Sports 

Bills Make History By Not Losing

January 9, 2021June 9, 2021 Mia Young 1409 Views

By Mia Young BUFFALO, NY —Quarterback Josh Allen led the Buffalo Bills to a historic finish this afternoon against the

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Bloodbath In Trojan Football Fan Section As Strong Wind Takes Out All 200 of The Cardboard Cutout Attendees

December 18, 2020January 21, 2021 Emily Torp 1718 Views

By Emily Torp LOS ANGELES, CA – The entire cardboard cutout fan section at the latest USC football game was

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