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Skateboarder Eats Shit, Contracts E Coli

February 16, 2022February 16, 2022 Jackson Irvine 334 Views

By Jackson Irvine HOLLYWOOD, CA — Yesterday evening medical professionals were called to the home of 22-year-old, self-described home boy

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Packers to Scout Kyle Rittenhouse for His “Excellent Defense”

November 11, 2021November 11, 2021 Mia Young 502 Views

By Mia Young “Green Bay Packers huddle” by Mike Morbeck is licensed under CC BY-SA 2.0

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Firing Of Helton Fails, USC Resorts To Bioterrorism To Shift Odds

November 10, 2021November 10, 2021 Sarah Cortina 349 Views

By Sarah Cortina and Alexandra Ornes The “weekender” has become the “10 days, given symptoms do not change or new

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Clay Fired: Check Out This Roski Student’s Pottery

September 13, 2021October 12, 2021 Josh Wolk 1282 Views

By Josh Wolk Photo by Elisabetta Lombardo on Unsplash

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Youth Soccer Star Who Missed Easy Shot Probably Taking a Dive For the Mob

April 27, 2021June 12, 2021 Preston Long 814 Views

By Preston Long

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Bills Make History By Not Losing

January 9, 2021June 9, 2021 Mia Young 1088 Views

By Mia Young BUFFALO, NY —Quarterback Josh Allen led the Buffalo Bills to a historic finish this afternoon against the

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Bloodbath In Trojan Football Fan Section As Strong Wind Takes Out All 200 of The Cardboard Cutout Attendees

December 18, 2020January 21, 2021 Emily Torp 1550 Views

By Emily Torp LOS ANGELES, CA – The entire cardboard cutout fan section at the latest USC football game was

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Football Gamblers Place Bets on Which PAC-12 Teams Will Cause Largest COVID-19 Outbreak in Their Surrounding Areas

October 22, 2020January 21, 2021 Rachel Michelman 1264 Views

By Rachel Michelman LOS ANGELES, CA — With the return of football for the Pac-12 Conference, sports gamblers now have

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Los Angeles Lakers Piss in Every Single Corner of Staples Center to Establish Dominance Over Clippers

October 19, 2020January 21, 2021 Carson Diamond 1223 Views

By Carson Diamond LOS ANGELES, CA — Fresh off their NBA Finals victory, the Los Angeles Lakers once again decided

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Female Jogger Breaks Personal Record for Most Miles with Van Following

May 22, 2020January 23, 2021 Melanie Hoffmann 1514 Views
By Melanie Hoffmann TUCSON, AZ — On Thursday, local Tucson resident Winona Clark passed a personal milestone in her fitness Read more
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