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Netflix and Chill Added to University Guidelines for Consent

October 16, 2015June 19, 2020 Staff 4398 Views 0 Comment articles, featured

by Staff USC–As the definition of “Netflix and Chill” has taken on a different meaning, teens have begun using video

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Politics 

Deleted Tweets from Donald Trump During Democratic Debate

October 14, 2015January 21, 2021 Staff 4361 Views 0 Comment articles, featured

by Staff UNITED STATES OF ‘MERICA–On Tuesday, Donald Trump announced he would live tweet the First Democratic Presidential Debate. Some

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College Sports USC 

Sarkisian, “You’re Terminated”

October 13, 2015January 21, 2021 Staff 2413 Views 0 Comment articles, featured, sports

by Staff SOUTHERN CALIFORNIA–After two full days of suspension, Steve Sarkisian failed to gain another win for USC football, and

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World 

Other Things Volkswagen Is Hiding

October 12, 2015January 21, 2021 Soraya Simi 2148 Views 0 Comment articles, featured

by Soraya Simi and Annalise Pasztor As the Volkswagen emissions scandal unfolds, further investigation has brought to light a wealth

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Only Student to Show Up to Thursday Night Class on Game Day

October 8, 2015June 19, 2020 Jack Hackett 1896 Views 0 Comment articles, featured

by Jack Hackett and Thomas Marshall A LONELY CLASSROOM–Colton Stock, a sophomore, made the unfortunate decision to schedule a thursday

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Politics 

Controversy Over Whether Climate Change Event Actually Happened

October 7, 2015January 21, 2021 Kim Rogers 2161 Views 0 Comment articles, featured

by Kim Rogers USC allegedly hosted “Know Tomorrow” last week, an event consisting of a variety of activities and programs

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It Rained Today, Drought Over

October 5, 2015October 16, 2015 Jack Hackett 2396 Views 0 Comment articles, featured

by Jack Hackett and Katarina Brandt SOUTHERN CALIFORNIA–Residents all over Southern California looked outside and witnessed water falling from the

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College USC 

USC to Sponsor 500 Syrian Refugees, Only Charging $30,000 Per Student

October 1, 2015June 19, 2020 Staff 2029 Views 0 Comment articles, featured

by Staff USC’s Associate Vice Provost of International Ventures announced last Tuesday the university’s commitment to helping 500 refugees of

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NASA Recalls Claim, Water On Mars Actually Just Leak In Rover

September 30, 2015January 23, 2021 Jack Hackett 1992 Views 0 Comment articles, featured

by Jack Hackett HOUSTON, TX–On Monday September 28, 2015, NASA scientists verified the existence of water on Mars after a

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College Sports USC 

Banned From Drinking in the Locker Room, Sarkisian Plans on Drinking on the Sidelines

September 18, 2015January 21, 2021 Staff 3126 Views 0 Comment articles, featured

by Benji Stoll LOS ANGELES, CA — Following Head Coach Steve Sarkisian’s embarrassing drunken episode at the Salute to Troy

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