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Opinion: Jesus is One of Those “Birth Week Girls”

December 23, 2022December 22, 2022 Scott Altsuler 108 Views

By Scott Altsuler We all know that one person that takes their birthday and celebrates the whole week, and I

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College 

Top 10 Reasons to Get Into a Relationship in College

November 28, 2022November 27, 2022 Scott Altsuler 183 Views

By Scott Altsuler College is a time for making new friends, and it’s always better when those friends come with

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One Amazon: Bezos Launches Project to Burn Rest of Amazon Rainforest

October 17, 2022October 16, 2022 Scott Altsuler 185 Views

By Scott Altsuler SEATTLE, WA – Amazon CEO Jeff Bezos has launched a new project that promises complete deforestation of

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Attention Vortex 

Line Up Ladies! The GEICO Gecko Is Hot Now

September 20, 2022September 19, 2022 Scott Altsuler 440 Views

By Scott Altsuler CHEVY CHASE, MD – Earlier this week, GEICO unveiled a new, sexier look for their iconic lizard,

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  • McDonald’s Adult Happy Meals Reflect 1980’s Nostalgia with Mini Collapsing Berlin Wall Toy
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