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Cloth Masks Banned, Quirky Girls Distraught

January 5, 2022January 5, 2022 Alexandra Ornes 800 Views

“It’s like they’re trying to take away my identity,” said Francesca Ward, Frannie with an ‘ie’ for short. “When the

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Wow! This Elf on the Shelf Can Tell Exactly When You’re Going to Die (It’s Sooner Than You Think)

December 23, 2021December 23, 2021 Melanie Hoffmann 604 Views

By Melanie Hoffmann Photo by Louise Smith on Unsplash

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Trojan Check Update Requires Students to Report if They Feel Like Shooting up Campus

November 22, 2021November 22, 2021 Staff 856 Views

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USC to Rename Former VKC Building the Crypto.com Center For International and Public Affairs

November 18, 2021November 18, 2021 Joshua Wolk 935 Views

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USC Gains Ivy Status After Receiving Bomb Threat

November 11, 2021November 11, 2021 Joshua Wolk 1888 Views

By Josh Wolk “USC Campus Shot” by redskins5926 is licensed under CC BY-NC 2.0

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Packers to Scout Kyle Rittenhouse for His “Excellent Defense”

November 11, 2021November 29, 2022 Staff 832 Views

By Staff “Green Bay Packers huddle” by Mike Morbeck is licensed under CC BY-SA 2.0

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Every Day a “No Bone” Day for Local Incel

November 10, 2021November 10, 2021 Alexandra Ornes 1050 Views

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Alec Baldwin Unsatisfied with Shot, Says “Let Me Try”

October 28, 2021October 28, 2021 Levi Elias 995 Views

By Levi Elias “Alec Baldwin” by Gage Skidmore is licensed under CC BY-SA 2.0

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Good Will Hunting Just a Name For Depop Resellers Now

October 8, 2021October 8, 2021 Sarah Cortina 581 Views

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Grimes Now Musk’s X X Æ A-Xii-Girlfriend

September 26, 2021October 12, 2021 Joshua Wolk 697 Views

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