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Apologies to The Editor Columns 

Apologies to the Editor: I’m Not Really Sorry But My Mom Said I Had to Apologize

March 30, 2021March 29, 2021 Rachel Michelman 2166 Views

By Rachel Michelman Dear Editor, Listen, punk. Let’s get things straight. You’re a freaking nerd who doesn’t know your place

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Apologies to The Editor Columns 

Apologies to the Editor: I’m Sorry, But Can We Just Forget About Last Night?

March 5, 2021March 3, 2021 Rachel Michelman 1830 Views

By Rachel Michelman Dear Editor, Morning. No, I don’t want pizza you left on your counter, but thanks for the

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