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Author: Mimi Evans

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Cutting Edge Professor Unable to Play YouTube Video

January 25, 2017June 19, 2020 Mimi Evans 4197 Views
by Mimi Evans USC -- Particle physics professor Steve Karim has a PhD in Quantum Theory. He understands nearly everything Read more
College Local 

Student Destroys Faith in Humanity by Putting Ketchup On Pizza

December 2, 2016June 19, 2020 Mimi Evans 3746 Views
by Mimi Evans USC — Michelle Russo was perusing the salad bar at Parkside Café with friend Chris Garcia when Read more
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Shy Girl Breaks Out of Shell, Reveals She’s a Mutant Lizard

October 28, 2016October 28, 2016 Mimi Evans 6879 Views
by Mimi Evans USC — It was early Friday morning when the students in Introduction to Ecology noticed something amiss. When Read more
College USC 

“I’m So Poor” Complains Girl Who Just Spent $6 on a Sprinkles Cupcake

October 4, 2016June 19, 2020 Mimi Evans 5764 Views
by Mimi Evans USC -- Sophomore Rayleigh Magda stood outside the Bookstore Monday evening with her friend, Amy Green. Magda Read more
College 

Student Haunted by Memory of Sarcastic Personal Introduction Taken Literally

August 25, 2016June 19, 2020 Mimi Evans 3411 Views
by Mimi Evans USC -- At exactly 11:43 AM on Monday, August 22nd, freshman Heather Lian made the most embarrassing Read more
College 

Student Can’t Decide If He’ll Intern at Father’s Company or Do Some Volunteer Bullshit This Summer

April 28, 2016June 19, 2020 Mimi Evans 5386 Views articles
by Mimi Evans LOS ANGELES, CA­ — Sophomore Paul Sterry was at Chipotle late Wednesday night in hopes of solidifying Read more
World 

Thesaurus.com Shuts Down, This Is Very Not Good For Everyone

March 3, 2016January 21, 2021 Mimi Evans 4576 Views articles
by Mimi Evans REFERENCE.COM HQ — Thesaurus.com shut down on Tuesday amid concerns from lawmakers that it encouraged diversity of Read more
Local 

Depressed Girl Undergoes Miraculous Personality Change After Being Told to Smile

February 19, 2016February 19, 2016 Mimi Evans 3942 Views articles
by Mimi Evans LOS ANGELES, CA­ — Riya Patel was riding the Metro Expo line alone on Saturday night when Read more

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