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Kevin McCarthy Fills Rejection Punch Card, Earns Free Frosty

January 9, 2023January 9, 2023 Izzy Ster 85 Views

By Izzy Ster WASHINGTON, D.C. — After Rep. Kevin McCarthy lost an 11th vote for Speaker of the House, the

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Secretary of Transportation Hires Hundreds of Children to Kick The Back of Your Fucking Seat

December 27, 2022December 25, 2022 Bill Rockas 131 Views

By Bill Rockas WASHINGTON — U.S. Secretary of Transportation, Pete Buttigieg, has instituted an expansive network of juvenile children to

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Herschel Walker Hits the Gym to Train for Runoff

December 6, 2022December 6, 2022 Levi Elias 168 Views

By Levi Elias ATLANTA, GA — This Tuesday, December 6th, Georgia Senate candidates Herschel Walker and Raphael Warnock will engage

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Election Deniers Bummed That Trump’s Second Term Almost Over

November 21, 2022November 20, 2022 Bill Rockas 184 Views

By Bill Rockas CASPER, WY – Through Twitter, Truth.Social, and your step dad’s group chat, election deniers everywhere are expressing

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Caruso Mayoral Loss Karma for Closure of Grove American Girl Place

November 16, 2022November 20, 2022 Audrey Serrano 190 Views

By Audrey Serrano LOS ANGELES, CA — Political scientists have determined that the underlying reason for Rick Caruso’s mayoral loss

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Trump Picks Shakira as Running Mate in 2024 Presidential Campaign

September 27, 2022September 27, 2022 Audrey Serrano 384 Views

By Audrey Serrano PALM BEACH, FL — One-term president and infinite-term tax evader Donald Trump has selected pop singer Shakira

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Ron DeSantis Steps Down As Governor To Pursue Dream Of Being A Travel Agent

September 19, 2022September 19, 2022 Levi Elias 277 Views

By Levi Elias TALLAHASSEE, FLORIDA – Current Florida governor, Ron DeSantis, stepped down this morning from his side hustle government

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Trump Insists Destroyed Documents Simply Being Used As Guinea Pig Bedding

August 10, 2022August 10, 2022 Sarah Cortina 449 Views

By Sarah Cortina  PALM BEACH, FL — After the FBI raided his Mar-a-Lago estate, Donald Trump insisted that incriminating documents

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Pelosi Visits Beautiful Chinese Taipei, Bless Our Fearless Leader Xi Jinping

August 2, 2022August 2, 2022 Jackson Irvine 409 Views

By Jackson Irvine CHINESE TAIPEI—The United States Speaker of the House touched down in Chinese Taipei on Tuesday, much to

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Biden Team Luckily Doesn’t Need To Worry About Long Term Covid

July 21, 2022July 21, 2022 Alexandra Ornes 321 Views

By Lexa Ornes WASHINGTON, DC — With the news that Biden has been diagnosed with Covid-19, his team told the

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