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RFK Jr. Launches ‘Just Say No’ Anti-Vax Campaign

April 4, 2026April 3, 2026 Margaret Danenhauer

By Margaret Danenhauer  WASHINGTON, D.C. – Secretary of Health Robert F. Kennedy Jr. announced a new education venture to warn

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Bari Weiss Guts 60 Minutes; Now 15 Seconds

March 27, 2026March 31, 2026 Khalid Karshe

By Khalid Karshe NEW YORK – Nationwide outrage has erupted following Bari Weiss’ stunning decision to  rebrand 60 Minutes as

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College Politics U.S. USC 

USC Announces Two Separate But Equal Gubernatorial Debates

March 24, 2026March 31, 2026 Noelle Medina

By Jackson Parker and Noelle Medina LOS ANGELES – After abruptly canceling its California gubernatorial debate, USC announced it would

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Erika Kirk Hires Cirque du Soleil Performers for 2026 Tour

March 19, 2026March 31, 2026 Jackson Sneeringer

By Jackson Sneeringer PHOENIX — Famed widow and drag queen extraordinaire Erika Kirk is turning heads yet again following the

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Epstein Family Plaza Renamed to ████████ Plaza

March 1, 2026March 31, 2026 Alex Choy

By Alex Choy LOS ANGELES, CA — Children everywhere can breathe a sigh of relief. To avoid association with  prominent

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Ashamed Leftist Enjoys Country Song

February 26, 2026March 31, 2026 Margaret Danenhauer

By Margaret Danenhauer  AUSTIN, TX — Certified City Boy Noah Wylienout, once quoted saying “country music is like Trump, in

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Trump Breaks Ground on New Führerbunker for President’s Day

February 16, 2026March 31, 2026 Rafael Diaz

By Rafael Diaz WASHINGTON, D.C. — As part of his President’s Day celebration, President Trump announced that he will begin

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Jail Actually Housing Upgrade for Many Working Journalists

January 30, 2026January 31, 2026 Margaret Danenhauer

By Margaret Danenhauer  LOS ANGELES COUNTY JAIL — Many journalists who were unlawfully detained by ICE this morning were unexpectedly

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Politics U.S. 

POTUS Changes Holiday Name To “Trump-MLK Day”

January 19, 2026January 19, 2026 Dean Woods

By Dean Woods WASHINGTON, D.C. — Six weeks after removing MLK Day and Juneteenth from the National Parks calendar, Trump

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Petroleo the Oil Wizard Seen Whispering to Trump During Press Conference 

January 3, 2026January 18, 2026 Pablo Rodriguez

By Pablo Rodriguez MAR-A-LAGO, FL – During today’s press conference regarding the invasion of Venezuela and capture of President Maduro

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