Trump Horrified to Learn Last Four Years Spent in Presidential Simulator Were Real

By Thomas Johnston WASHINGTON, D.C.— President Trump received a cruel wake-up call today when he finally discovered that the last

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By Jetsam We were all shocked when Ursula the sea witch tricked King Triton into giving her his magic trident.

By Charlotte Phillipp LOS FELIZ, LOS ANGELES — The situation in the White House is exactly like Bong Joon-ho’s “Parasite,”

By Emily Torp WASHINGTON, DC — President Donald Trump has finally made the concession that the nation has been waiting

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By Staff MACON, GA — Shutting his blinds and opening an incognito tab to ogle exit polls, Georgian conservative Ted

By Mia Young RENO, NV – While many Americans are outraged over the proposed $600 stimulus check, local eight year

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By Alexandra Ornes SAN FRANCISCO, CA – With Biden’s official win of the electoral college it is guaranteed he will

By Prerika Chawla WASHINGTON D.C. – Rudy Giuliani has tested positive for the coronavirus just days after attending a hearing

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