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Aw!!! Guy You Hooked Up With Last Summer Who Didn’t Wear A Condom Because It’s “Uncomfortable” Just Posted The Politico Infographic On His IG Story!

May 3, 2022May 3, 2022 Kathy Thach 125 Views

By Kathy Thach NEW YORK, NEW YORK — Local woman Cassie Jackson was shocked and angered after logging onto Instagram

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Watershed Moment as 6-3 Conservative Supermajority Becomes 6-3 Conservative Supermajority

April 7, 2022May 10, 2022 Josh Wolk 292 Views

by Joshua Wolk WASHINGTON — After a fiery nomination process, Ketanji Brown Jackson has been confirmed in a 53-47 vote.

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History Repeats Itself: It’s January 6th Again

January 6, 2022January 6, 2022 Preston Long 479 Views

By Preston Long WASHINGTON – Exactly one year after the darkest day in recent memory, millions of Americans were shocked

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Packers to Scout Kyle Rittenhouse for His “Excellent Defense”

November 11, 2021November 11, 2021 Mia Young 502 Views

By Mia Young “Green Bay Packers huddle” by Mike Morbeck is licensed under CC BY-SA 2.0

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Increasingly Bold Joe Manchin Demands Congress Remove All Vowels from Reconciliation Bill

October 20, 2021October 20, 2021 Jonathan Krone 542 Views

By Jonathan Krone WASHINGTON, DC – As negotiations rage on in Congress, an increasingly obstinate Joe Manchin recently demanded that

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Random Security Checks Extra Random Today

September 11, 2021September 11, 2021 Staff 580 Views

By Staff Photo by Phil Mosley on Unsplash

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Texas Mothers Scrambling to Arrange Last-Minute Baby Showers

September 1, 2021September 1, 2021 Staff 617 Views

By Staff Photo by Luma Pimentel on Unsplash

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35% of Graduate Students Prove Grad School Doesn’t Necessarily Make You Smarter

August 5, 2021August 5, 2021 Alexandra Ornes 599 Views

By Alexandra Ornes Graphics and data belong to The Daily Trojan

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“I Heart New York” Shirt Not Looking So Hot Right Now

August 4, 2021August 4, 2021 Mia Young 514 Views

By Mia Young Photo by @trommelkopf on Unsplash

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Republicans Launch “Go Fund Me” Alternative “Get a Job, Loser”

May 26, 2021May 27, 2021 Emily Torp 836 Views

By Emily Torp BOISE, ID – Republicans have developed a platform for individuals going through financial hardship to rival the

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