Entire Department Conspires to Grant Your D-Clearance As Late As Possible
By Violet Wang LOS ANGELES, CA – Like the Romans persecuting Jesus Christ, sources say the entirety of your major’s
Read moreBy Violet Wang LOS ANGELES, CA – Like the Romans persecuting Jesus Christ, sources say the entirety of your major’s
Read moreBy Levi Elias LOS ANGELES, CA — This Saturday, October 12th’s highly anticipated matchup pinning USC against football juggernaut Penn
Read moreBy Julian Avrith LOS ANGELES, CA– I think it’s really cute that you’re spending this fall break goofing off at
Read moreBy Phineas Kelly MINNEAPOLIS, MN – Despite a heartbreaking loss, the Trojans learned an important and relatable lesson about friendship
Read moreBy Phineas Kelly LOS ANGELES – As USC students and faculty grow frustrated with the additional security at all campus
Read moreBy Izzy Ster LOS ANGELES, CA – As homesick freshmen count down the days for mommy and daddy to buy
Read moreBy Julian Avrith LOS ANGELES, CA– What’s up, coke whores?! Who’s ready to transition to Brat Summer to Brat To
Read moreBy Nino Muratori LOS ANGELES, CA – With all of you bright-eyed and bushy-tailed freshmen finally moving in, we wanted
Read moreBy Levi Elias LOS ANGELES, CA — Each year, clubs at USC are getting harder and harder to get into
Read moreBy Levi Elias LOS ANGELES, CA — Move-in day has come and gone, which means every freshman has already cemented
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