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Conservatives Condemn USC for Inciting Violence With Motto “Fight On!”

February 19, 2021February 19, 2021 Emily Torp 575 Views

By Emily Torp WASHINGTON – As part of the montage presented during the second impeachment trial, former President Donald Trump’s

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Local Girl Catches Covid So She Can Blame Quarantine For Being Lonely On Valentine’s Day

February 11, 2021February 11, 2021 Alexandra Ornes 355 Views

By Alexandra Ornes LOS ANGELES, CA – USC student Sarah Miller was elated to find out she had contracted COVID-19

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USC Diversity Initiative Targets First-Generation Apple Product Users

February 2, 2021February 1, 2021 Eloise Rollins-Fife 272 Views

By Eloise Rollins-Fife LOS ANGELES, CA– The University of Southern California, best known for its scandals and “spoiled children,” is

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Kappa Kappa Gamma Sorority Instagram Post Asks For Forgiveness, But Doesn’t Say What They Need It For

January 25, 2021January 25, 2021 Cooper Roth 282 Views

By Cooper Roth LOS ANGELES, CA – Yesterday, USC Sorority and Fortune 500 corporation, Kappa Kappa Gamma, issued an unspecific

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New SDA Study Finds 80% of BFA Students Believe BAs Don’t Actually Know How to Read

November 24, 2020November 24, 2020 Callahan Teceno 687 Views

By Callahan Teceno  LOS ANGELES, CA — Yesterday, the University of Southern California’s School of Dramatic Arts released a new

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College Politics USC 

USC Still Considered a Non-Profit Because It Uses Tuition Money to Keep Predators Safe

October 16, 2020January 21, 2021 Maggie Bowen 647 Views

By Maggie Bowen UNIVERSITY PARK – Despite the University of Southern California and Devry University now teaching courses through the same

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USC Student Stuck at Home Jumps in Front of Passing Bike Out of Nostalgia

September 29, 2020September 26, 2020 Jack Martino 704 Views

By Jack Martino LOS ANGELES, CA – The COVID-19 pandemic has shifted classes at the University of Southern California to

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College USC 

Ass-Slapping Cyclist Reveals How the Pandemic Has Destroyed His Small Business

September 23, 2020September 18, 2020 Angie Stroud 1026 Views

By Angie Stroud LOS ANGELES, CA —   Online school has caused many college town businesses to suffer, including the

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College USC 

Blackboard Crash Kills 2, Injures 7

September 21, 2020September 21, 2020 Mia Young 865 Views

By Mia Young LOS ANGELES, CA — The Trojan Family is reeling after today’s Blackboard crash left two students dead

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Trojan Check Screening Tool Just A Rectal Thermometer Synced To MyUSC

September 3, 2020January 23, 2021 Bryn Doyle 1011 Views

By Bryn Doyle LOS ANGELES, CA – It was a day like any other for University of Southern California student

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