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Ratatouille Sequel? This Movie is About a Guinea Pig Who Writes Funny Letterboxd Reviews Under This Guy’s A24 Hat
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Ratatouille Sequel? This Movie is About a Guinea Pig Who Writes Funny Letterboxd Reviews Under This Guy’s A24 Hat

March 20, 2023 Liam Stephenson 0
Colorblind Dumbass Pinched to Death On St Patrick’s Day
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Colorblind Dumbass Pinched to Death On St Patrick’s Day

March 17, 2023 Bill Rockas 0
The Sack of Troy Oscar’s Predictions
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The Sack of Troy Oscar’s Predictions

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Police to Earn Statehood Before DC
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Police to Earn Statehood Before DC

March 8, 2023 Sarah Cortina 0

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Ratatouille Sequel? This Movie is About a Guinea Pig Who Writes Funny Letterboxd Reviews Under This Guy’s A24 Hat
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Ratatouille Sequel? This Movie is About a Guinea Pig Who Writes Funny Letterboxd Reviews Under This Guy’s A24 Hat

March 20, 2023 Liam Stephenson 0

By Liam Stephenson LOS ANGELES, CA – Pixar fans and insufferable people rejoice! Disney has released the trailer to “Five

Colorblind Dumbass Pinched to Death On St Patrick’s Day
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Colorblind Dumbass Pinched to Death On St Patrick’s Day

March 17, 2023 Bill Rockas 0
The Sack of Troy Oscar’s Predictions
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The Sack of Troy Oscar’s Predictions

March 12, 2023 Staff 0
Police to Earn Statehood Before DC
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Police to Earn Statehood Before DC

March 8, 2023 Sarah Cortina 0

Politics

Police to Earn Statehood Before DC
Politics 

Police to Earn Statehood Before DC

March 8, 2023 Sarah Cortina 0

By Sarah Cortina WASHINGTON, D.C. — Despite a long-standing fight to grant statehood to the District of Columbia, and amid

George Santos Also Editor-In-Chief of The Sack of Troy
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George Santos Also Editor-In-Chief of The Sack of Troy

February 3, 2023 Levi Elias 0
Kevin McCarthy Fills Rejection Punch Card, Earns Free Frosty
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Kevin McCarthy Fills Rejection Punch Card, Earns Free Frosty

January 9, 2023 Izzy Ster 0
Secretary of Transportation Hires Hundreds of Children to Kick The Back of Your Fucking Seat
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Secretary of Transportation Hires Hundreds of Children to Kick The Back of Your Fucking Seat

December 27, 2022 Bill Rockas 0

College

30 Ways USC Will Spend Your Extra Tuition Dollars
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30 Ways USC Will Spend Your Extra Tuition Dollars

March 8, 2023 Staff 0

By Staff It was reported that USC tuition will rise by 5%. While USC students may be concerned, The Sack

“Weed Opened My Third Eye” Says Man Who Hasn’t Opened a Book in Five Years
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“Weed Opened My Third Eye” Says Man Who Hasn’t Opened a Book in Five Years

March 7, 2023 Lili Adkins 0
In Time For Latest Deftones Drop, USC Expands Lyft Zone to Include Fairfax Heaven by Marc Jacobs Store
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In Time For Latest Deftones Drop, USC Expands Lyft Zone to Include Fairfax Heaven by Marc Jacobs Store

March 4, 2023 Audrey Serrano 0
Average Man Overhyped by Interesting Woman
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Average Man Overhyped by Interesting Woman

March 3, 2023 Rachel Michelman 0

World

CDC Releases New Statement For Birth Control Side Effects: “Too Bad, Slut”
World 

CDC Releases New Statement For Birth Control Side Effects: “Too Bad, Slut”

March 8, 2023 Sarah Cortina 0

By Sarah Cortina ATLANTA, GA — Following a rise in complaints from women about the side effects that often come

Depressed Groundhog: “Who Cares?”
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Depressed Groundhog: “Who Cares?”

February 2, 2023 Izzy Ster 0
Study Finds That Porn Creates Unrealistic Expectations For Pizza Deliveries
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Study Finds That Porn Creates Unrealistic Expectations For Pizza Deliveries

January 26, 2023 Bill Rockas 0
BREAKING: Ye Caught Stealing Jewish Kids’ Gifts From Under Tree All Along
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BREAKING: Ye Caught Stealing Jewish Kids’ Gifts From Under Tree All Along

December 25, 2022 Joshua Wolk 0

Sports

M&M’s Spokescandies Executed by Firing Squad at Super Bowl
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M&M’s Spokescandies Executed by Firing Squad at Super Bowl

February 14, 2023 Hannah Avrith 0

By Hannah Avrith GLENDALE, AZ– This Super Bowl Sunday, the world famous colorful M&M’s spokescandies were executed by a firing

Dog Tom Brady Retires After 22nd Season of Puppy Bowl
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Dog Tom Brady Retires After 22nd Season of Puppy Bowl

February 12, 2023 Joshua Wolk 0
Duracell Marketing Emphasizes Aerodynamics of D-Batteries Ahead of Super Bowl
Sports 

Duracell Marketing Emphasizes Aerodynamics of D-Batteries Ahead of Super Bowl

February 11, 2023 Levi Elias 0
Concussed Football Men to Redefine Mathematics as Big 10 Welcome 15 and 16
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Concussed Football Men to Redefine Mathematics as Big 10 Welcome 15 and 16

July 1, 2022 Jess Wild 0

Girlboss Alert!

Girlboss Alert! Local Woman Uses Neck Massager as Neck Massager
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Girlboss Alert! Local Woman Uses Neck Massager as Neck Massager

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By Alexandra Ornes LOS ANGELES, CA – In a total #girlboss moment last Tuesday, Annie Bridger used her neck massager

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Girlboss Alert! This Southern Florida Gas Station Just Had a “Glow Up”

June 2, 2021 Emily Torp 0
Girlboss Alert! Melinda Takes Half of Bill’s Shit
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Girlboss Alert! Melinda Takes Half of Bill’s Shit

May 20, 2021 Luca Soltero 0
Girlboss Alert! The Mars Helicopter “Ingenuity” Is Definitely a Woman
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Girlboss Alert! The Mars Helicopter “Ingenuity” Is Definitely a Woman

April 15, 2021 Emily Torp 0
Girl Boss Alert! Another Ship Gets Stuck in the Suez Canal But It Drew A Vagina This Time
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Girl Boss Alert! Another Ship Gets Stuck in the Suez Canal But It Drew A Vagina This Time

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