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Goy Boss Alert: This Non-Jewish Person Wished Their Jewish Friend Happy Hanukkah
Local 

Goy Boss Alert: This Non-Jewish Person Wished Their Jewish Friend Happy Hanukkah

December 4, 2021 Rachel Michelman 0
Progressive Family Relinquishes Wishbone Tradition, Pulls Apart Jessica’s Expired IUD
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Progressive Family Relinquishes Wishbone Tradition, Pulls Apart Jessica’s Expired IUD

November 24, 2021 Sarah Cortina 0
Trojan Check Update Requires Students to Report if They Feel Like Shooting up Campus
College News in Pictures USC 

Trojan Check Update Requires Students to Report if They Feel Like Shooting up Campus

November 22, 2021 Staff 0
USC to Rename Former VKC Building the Crypto.com Center For International and Public Affairs
College News in Pictures USC 

USC to Rename Former VKC Building the Crypto.com Center For International and Public Affairs

November 18, 2021 Josh Wolk 0
Goy Boss Alert: This Non-Jewish Person Wished Their Jewish Friend Happy Hanukkah
Local 

Goy Boss Alert: This Non-Jewish Person Wished Their Jewish Friend Happy Hanukkah

December 4, 2021 Rachel Michelman 0
Progressive Family Relinquishes Wishbone Tradition, Pulls Apart Jessica’s Expired IUD
Local 

Progressive Family Relinquishes Wishbone Tradition, Pulls Apart Jessica’s Expired IUD

November 24, 2021 Sarah Cortina 0
Trojan Check Update Requires Students to Report if They Feel Like Shooting up Campus
College News in Pictures USC 

Trojan Check Update Requires Students to Report if They Feel Like Shooting up Campus

November 22, 2021 Staff 0
USC to Rename Former VKC Building the Crypto.com Center For International and Public Affairs
College News in Pictures USC 

USC to Rename Former VKC Building the Crypto.com Center For International and Public Affairs

November 18, 2021 Josh Wolk 0

Local

Goy Boss Alert: This Non-Jewish Person Wished Their Jewish Friend Happy Hanukkah
Local 

Goy Boss Alert: This Non-Jewish Person Wished Their Jewish Friend Happy Hanukkah

December 4, 2021 Rachel Michelman 0

By Rachel Michelman LOS ANGELES, CA – Groundbreaking social progress was made this holiday season when a non-jewish person wished

Progressive Family Relinquishes Wishbone Tradition, Pulls Apart Jessica’s Expired IUD
Local 

Progressive Family Relinquishes Wishbone Tradition, Pulls Apart Jessica’s Expired IUD

November 24, 2021 Sarah Cortina 0
Every Day a “No Bone” Day for Local Incel
Local News in Pictures 

Every Day a “No Bone” Day for Local Incel

November 10, 2021 Alexandra Ornes 0
Local Indie Boy Only Watches Black and White Films, Doesn’t See Color
Local 

Local Indie Boy Only Watches Black and White Films, Doesn’t See Color

November 8, 2021 Sarah Cortina 0
Big Truck Honks
Local 

Big Truck Honks

November 3, 2021 Rachel Michelman 0

Politics

Packers to Scout Kyle Rittenhouse for His “Excellent Defense”
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Packers to Scout Kyle Rittenhouse for His “Excellent Defense”

November 11, 2021 Mia Young 0

By Mia Young “Green Bay Packers huddle” by Mike Morbeck is licensed under CC BY-SA 2.0

Increasingly Bold Joe Manchin Demands Congress Remove All Vowels from Reconciliation Bill
News in Brief Politics 

Increasingly Bold Joe Manchin Demands Congress Remove All Vowels from Reconciliation Bill

October 20, 2021 Jonathan Krone 0
Random Security Checks Extra Random Today
News in Pictures Politics 

Random Security Checks Extra Random Today

September 11, 2021 Staff 0
Texas Mothers Scrambling to Arrange Last-Minute Baby Showers
News in Pictures Politics 

Texas Mothers Scrambling to Arrange Last-Minute Baby Showers

September 1, 2021 Staff 0

College

Trojan Check Update Requires Students to Report if They Feel Like Shooting up Campus
College News in Pictures USC 

Trojan Check Update Requires Students to Report if They Feel Like Shooting up Campus

November 22, 2021 Staff 0

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USC to Rename Former VKC Building the Crypto.com Center For International and Public Affairs
College News in Pictures USC 

USC to Rename Former VKC Building the Crypto.com Center For International and Public Affairs

November 18, 2021 Josh Wolk 0
Sustainability at USC: Spit Tests to Power Water Fountains, New Indoor Pool
College USC 

Sustainability at USC: Spit Tests to Power Water Fountains, New Indoor Pool

November 15, 2021 Lili Adkins 0
USC Gains Ivy Status After Receiving Bomb Threat
College News in Pictures USC 

USC Gains Ivy Status After Receiving Bomb Threat

November 11, 2021 Josh Wolk 0

World

Coronavirus Tests Positive for Ed Sheeran
Entertainment World 

Coronavirus Tests Positive for Ed Sheeran

October 26, 2021 Staff 0

By Staff  SUFFOLK, ENGLAND — Expressing regret that it hadn’t taken precautionary action against the singer-songwriter, the Coronavirus announced today

CDC Suggests Deterring Delta, Beta Variants by Asking Them to Name Five Brothers
News in Pictures World 

CDC Suggests Deterring Delta, Beta Variants by Asking Them to Name Five Brothers

July 24, 2021 Sarah Cortina 0
Area Man Definitely Not Compensating for Anything
Local News in Pictures World 

Area Man Definitely Not Compensating for Anything

July 20, 2021 Alexandra Ornes 0
World Crisis Makes Ex Boyfriend Not Seem So Bad Right Now
World 

World Crisis Makes Ex Boyfriend Not Seem So Bad Right Now

April 29, 2021 Angie Stroud 0

Sports

Packers to Scout Kyle Rittenhouse for His “Excellent Defense”
News in Pictures Politics Sports 

Packers to Scout Kyle Rittenhouse for His “Excellent Defense”

November 11, 2021 Mia Young 0

By Mia Young “Green Bay Packers huddle” by Mike Morbeck is licensed under CC BY-SA 2.0

Firing Of Helton Fails, USC Resorts To Bioterrorism To Shift Odds
College News in Brief Sports USC 

Firing Of Helton Fails, USC Resorts To Bioterrorism To Shift Odds

November 10, 2021 Sarah Cortina 0
Clay Fired: Check Out This Roski Student’s Pottery
College News in Pictures Sports USC 

Clay Fired: Check Out This Roski Student’s Pottery

September 13, 2021 Josh Wolk 0
Youth Soccer Star Who Missed Easy Shot Probably Taking a Dive For the Mob
News in Pictures Sports 

Youth Soccer Star Who Missed Easy Shot Probably Taking a Dive For the Mob

April 27, 2021 Preston Long 0

Girlboss Alert!

Girlboss Alert! Local Woman Uses Neck Massager as Neck Massager
Girlboss Alert! Local 

Girlboss Alert! Local Woman Uses Neck Massager as Neck Massager

June 15, 2021 Alexandra Ornes 0

By Alexandra Ornes LOS ANGELES, CA – In a total #girlboss moment last Tuesday, Annie Bridger used her neck massager

Girlboss Alert! This Southern Florida Gas Station Just Had a “Glow Up”
Girlboss Alert! Local 

Girlboss Alert! This Southern Florida Gas Station Just Had a “Glow Up”

June 2, 2021 Emily Torp 0
Girlboss Alert! Melinda Takes Half of Bill’s Shit
Entertainment Girlboss Alert! 

Girlboss Alert! Melinda Takes Half of Bill’s Shit

May 20, 2021 Luca Soltero 0
Girlboss Alert! The Mars Helicopter “Ingenuity” Is Definitely a Woman
Columns Girlboss Alert! 

Girlboss Alert! The Mars Helicopter “Ingenuity” Is Definitely a Woman

April 15, 2021 Emily Torp 0
Girl Boss Alert! Another Ship Gets Stuck in the Suez Canal But It Drew A Vagina This Time
Columns Girlboss Alert! 

Girl Boss Alert! Another Ship Gets Stuck in the Suez Canal But It Drew A Vagina This Time

March 29, 2021 Sarah Cortina 0

Columns

Girlboss Alert! The Mars Helicopter “Ingenuity” Is Definitely a Woman
Columns Girlboss Alert! 

Girlboss Alert! The Mars Helicopter “Ingenuity” Is Definitely a Woman

Apologies to the Editor: I’m Not Really Sorry But My Mom Said I Had to Apologize
Apologies to The Editor Columns 

Apologies to the Editor: I’m Not Really Sorry But My Mom Said I Had to Apologize

Girl Boss Alert! Another Ship Gets Stuck in the Suez Canal But It Drew A Vagina This Time
Columns Girlboss Alert! 

Girl Boss Alert! Another Ship Gets Stuck in the Suez Canal But It Drew A Vagina This Time

Girlboss Alert! Cute Design of Tampon Applicator Makes Periods TOTALLY Worth It
Columns Girlboss Alert! 

Girlboss Alert! Cute Design of Tampon Applicator Makes Periods TOTALLY Worth It

Opinion: I Miss Trump’s Twitter More Than My Ex
Columns Strong Feelings 

Opinion: I Miss Trump’s Twitter More Than My Ex

Op-Ed: The Gods Are Displeased
Columns Strong Feelings 

Op-Ed: The Gods Are Displeased

Girlboss Alert! Meghan Markle Calls the Queen A Bitch In New Oprah Interview
Columns Girlboss Alert! 

Girlboss Alert! Meghan Markle Calls the Queen A Bitch In New Oprah Interview

Apologies to the Editor: I’m Sorry, But Can We Just Forget About Last Night?
Apologies to The Editor Columns 

Apologies to the Editor: I’m Sorry, But Can We Just Forget About Last Night?

Girlboss Alert! This Mother and Daughter Both Tested Positive for COVID-19!
Columns Girlboss Alert! 

Girlboss Alert! This Mother and Daughter Both Tested Positive for COVID-19!

Opinion: Haha U Up?
College Columns Strong Feelings 

Opinion: Haha U Up?

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