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Squirrels Now Begging to Hit Your Vape Too
College 

Squirrels Now Begging to Hit Your Vape Too

April 30, 2026 Jackson Sneeringer 0
Flailing Alumni Account Forced to Post Derrick
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Flailing Alumni Account Forced to Post Derrick

April 22, 2026 Margaret Danenhauer 0
Local Surgeon Does Operations in 15 Minutes or They’re Free
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Local Surgeon Does Operations in 15 Minutes or They’re Free

April 16, 2026 Rafael Diaz 0
Theatre Major Pretending to Have Midterms to Fit In
College USC 

Theatre Major Pretending to Have Midterms to Fit In

April 13, 2026 Margaret Danenhauer 0

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Squirrels Now Begging to Hit Your Vape Too
College 

Squirrels Now Begging to Hit Your Vape Too

April 30, 2026 Jackson Sneeringer 0

By Jackson Sneeringer LOS ANGELES — It’s a bad day for all college nic addicts: the New York City squirrels

Flailing Alumni Account Forced to Post Derrick
College USC 

Flailing Alumni Account Forced to Post Derrick

April 22, 2026 Margaret Danenhauer 0
Local Surgeon Does Operations in 15 Minutes or They’re Free
Local 

Local Surgeon Does Operations in 15 Minutes or They’re Free

April 16, 2026 Rafael Diaz 0
Theatre Major Pretending to Have Midterms to Fit In
College USC 

Theatre Major Pretending to Have Midterms to Fit In

April 13, 2026 Margaret Danenhauer 0

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RFK Jr. Launches ‘Just Say No’ Anti-Vax Campaign
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RFK Jr. Launches ‘Just Say No’ Anti-Vax Campaign

April 4, 2026 Margaret Danenhauer 0

By Margaret Danenhauer  WASHINGTON, D.C. – Secretary of Health Robert F. Kennedy Jr. announced a new education venture to warn

Bari Weiss Guts 60 Minutes; Now 15 Seconds
Politics U.S. 

Bari Weiss Guts 60 Minutes; Now 15 Seconds

March 27, 2026 Khalid Karshe 0
USC Announces Two Separate But Equal Gubernatorial Debates
College Politics U.S. USC 

USC Announces Two Separate But Equal Gubernatorial Debates

March 24, 2026 Noelle Medina 0
Erika Kirk Hires Cirque du Soleil Performers for 2026 Tour
Politics U.S. 

Erika Kirk Hires Cirque du Soleil Performers for 2026 Tour

March 19, 2026 Jackson Sneeringer 0

College

Squirrels Now Begging to Hit Your Vape Too
College 

Squirrels Now Begging to Hit Your Vape Too

April 30, 2026 Jackson Sneeringer 0

By Jackson Sneeringer LOS ANGELES — It’s a bad day for all college nic addicts: the New York City squirrels

Flailing Alumni Account Forced to Post Derrick
College USC 

Flailing Alumni Account Forced to Post Derrick

April 22, 2026 Margaret Danenhauer 0
Theatre Major Pretending to Have Midterms to Fit In
College USC 

Theatre Major Pretending to Have Midterms to Fit In

April 13, 2026 Margaret Danenhauer 0
Film Student Forced Into Intervention Over ‘Whimsical’ Letterboxd Top 4
College Entertainment Film Bro Friday 

Film Student Forced Into Intervention Over ‘Whimsical’ Letterboxd Top 4

April 6, 2026 Gracie Silberman 0

World

Man Who Restates What You Said But Louder Wins Pulitzer Prize
U.S. World 

Man Who Restates What You Said But Louder Wins Pulitzer Prize

March 31, 2026 Charlotte Dekle 0

By Charlotte Dekle LOS ANGELES — Area man Pat Agonia has just won the Pulitzer Prize for Criticism for restating

Canada Blames Olympic Hockey Losses on Lack of Wasians
Sports U.S. World 

Canada Blames Olympic Hockey Losses on Lack of Wasians

February 23, 2026 Jackson Sneeringer 0
GoFundMe to Save Rainforests Accidentally Saves Rainforest Cafes
Entertainment U.S. World 

GoFundMe to Save Rainforests Accidentally Saves Rainforest Cafes

October 15, 2025 Gracie Silberman 0
Rainbow Goldfish Only Four Fucking Colors
World 

Rainbow Goldfish Only Four Fucking Colors

October 11, 2025 Violet Rose Wang 0

Sports

Canada Blames Olympic Hockey Losses on Lack of Wasians
Sports U.S. World 

Canada Blames Olympic Hockey Losses on Lack of Wasians

February 23, 2026 Jackson Sneeringer 0

By Jackson Sneeringer MILAN, ITALY — Following an embarrassing defeat by both the USA Olympic Women’s and Men’s hockey teams

Inspirational: Parents At USC Target On Game Day Celebrate First Day In Public
College Sports USC 

Inspirational: Parents At USC Target On Game Day Celebrate First Day In Public

November 7, 2025 Noelle Medina 0
USC Admin Announces Budget Woes Will Be Solved as Soon as Six-Leg Parlay Hits This Weekend
College Sports USC 

USC Admin Announces Budget Woes Will Be Solved as Soon as Six-Leg Parlay Hits This Weekend

October 6, 2025 Alex Wong 0
Pronoun Debate Comes To a Boil as Him Gets 29% on Rotten Tomatoes
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Pronoun Debate Comes To a Boil as Him Gets 29% on Rotten Tomatoes

September 25, 2025 Gabby Frugoni 0

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