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Capitalism Really Fun in Stardew Valley
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Capitalism Really Fun in Stardew Valley

December 18, 2025 Noelle Medina 0
Wholesome: Professor Brings Cookies to Final; Fails All Students
College USC 

Wholesome: Professor Brings Cookies to Final; Fails All Students

December 16, 2025 Gabby Frugoni 0
Storytime: I Failed My Math Test for Being Christian
College Editorial 

Storytime: I Failed My Math Test for Being Christian

December 14, 2025 Charlotte Dekle 0
No Change in EVK Menu
College USC 

No Change in EVK Menu

December 10, 2025 Margaret Danenhauer 0

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Capitalism Really Fun in Stardew Valley
Entertainment 

Capitalism Really Fun in Stardew Valley

December 18, 2025 Noelle Medina 0

By Noelle Medina PELICAN TOWN – Socialists beware! Despite being advertised as a liberal paradise where everyone is bisexual, beloved

Wholesome: Professor Brings Cookies to Final; Fails All Students
College USC 

Wholesome: Professor Brings Cookies to Final; Fails All Students

December 16, 2025 Gabby Frugoni 0
Storytime: I Failed My Math Test for Being Christian
College Editorial 

Storytime: I Failed My Math Test for Being Christian

December 14, 2025 Charlotte Dekle 0
No Change in EVK Menu
College USC 

No Change in EVK Menu

December 10, 2025 Margaret Danenhauer 0

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Pardoned Thanksgiving Turkey Actually Leader of Money Laundering Scheme
Politics U.S. 

Pardoned Thanksgiving Turkey Actually Leader of Money Laundering Scheme

November 27, 2025 Charlotte Dekle 0

By Charlotte Dekle WASHINGTON, DC — In another move of flagrant disregard for the law, President Donald Juniper Trump has

Student Union Busters Misinterpret Their Job
Politics USC 

Student Union Busters Misinterpret Their Job

November 19, 2025 Violet Rose Wang 0
God Cries Over Los Angeles After Passage of Prop. 50
Local Politics 

God Cries Over Los Angeles After Passage of Prop. 50

November 16, 2025 Charlotte Dekle 0
New Gerrymander Packs Your Room With Your Sibling’s Room
Local Politics U.S. 

New Gerrymander Packs Your Room With Your Sibling’s Room

November 4, 2025 Alex Wong 0

College

Wholesome: Professor Brings Cookies to Final; Fails All Students
College USC 

Wholesome: Professor Brings Cookies to Final; Fails All Students

December 16, 2025 Gabby Frugoni 0

By Gabby Frugoni LOS ANGELES, CA – In this stressful time of final projects, papers, and exams, one USC professor

Storytime: I Failed My Math Test for Being Christian
College Editorial 

Storytime: I Failed My Math Test for Being Christian

December 14, 2025 Charlotte Dekle 0
No Change in EVK Menu
College USC 

No Change in EVK Menu

December 10, 2025 Margaret Danenhauer 0
USC Unveils New School of Fiscally Conservative, Socially Liberal Arts
College Uncategorized USC 

USC Unveils New School of Fiscally Conservative, Socially Liberal Arts

November 18, 2025 Margaret Danenhauer 0

World

GoFundMe to Save Rainforests Accidentally Saves Rainforest Cafes
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GoFundMe to Save Rainforests Accidentally Saves Rainforest Cafes

October 15, 2025 Gracie Silberman 0

By Gracie Silberman ONTARIO MILLS, CALIFORNIA –  A GoFundMe started by College Kids Against Climate Change Club to combat deforestation

Rainbow Goldfish Only Four Fucking Colors
World 

Rainbow Goldfish Only Four Fucking Colors

October 11, 2025 Violet Rose Wang 0
Hundreds Gather for National Agoraphobia Convention
U.S. World 

Hundreds Gather for National Agoraphobia Convention

October 5, 2025 Kira Wallace 0
Taylor Swift Drops First Easter Egg for 2030 Divorce Album
Entertainment Sports World 

Taylor Swift Drops First Easter Egg for 2030 Divorce Album

August 26, 2025 Margaret Danenhauer 0

Sports

Inspirational: Parents At USC Target On Game Day Celebrate First Day In Public
College Sports USC 

Inspirational: Parents At USC Target On Game Day Celebrate First Day In Public

November 7, 2025 Noelle Medina 0

By Noelle Medina LOS ANGELES, CA – They grow up so fast! To celebrate being born yesterday, Trojan parents took

USC Admin Announces Budget Woes Will Be Solved as Soon as Six-Leg Parlay Hits This Weekend
College Sports USC 

USC Admin Announces Budget Woes Will Be Solved as Soon as Six-Leg Parlay Hits This Weekend

October 6, 2025 Alex Wong 0
Pronoun Debate Comes To a Boil as Him Gets 29% on Rotten Tomatoes
Entertainment Film Bro Friday Politics Sports U.S. 

Pronoun Debate Comes To a Boil as Him Gets 29% on Rotten Tomatoes

September 25, 2025 Gabby Frugoni 0
Colorblind MSU Fan Can’t Tell Who To Root For
Sports USC 

Colorblind MSU Fan Can’t Tell Who To Root For

September 20, 2025 Sarah Ruiz 0

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