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Facebook to Ban Deepfakes Unless They’re Mark Zuckerberg’s Face on a Hunky, Muscular Body

Facebook to Ban Deepfakes Unless They’re Mark Zuckerberg’s Face on a Hunky, Muscular Body

July 9, 2020 Staff 0

Guy Running Stock Market Graph Just Tracing the Track of El Toro at Six Flags Great America

Guy Running Stock Market Graph Just Tracing the Track of El Toro at Six Flags Great America

July 8, 2020 Melanie Hoffmann 0

New Stimulus Bill Will Send “Get Well Soon” Balloon To Every Coronavirus Patient

New Stimulus Bill Will Send “Get Well Soon” Balloon To Every Coronavirus Patient

July 7, 2020 Jonathan Krone 0

Jeff Bezos Buys Happiness

Jeff Bezos Buys Happiness

July 6, 2020 Karan Menon 0

Facebook to Ban Deepfakes Unless They’re Mark Zuckerberg’s Face on a Hunky, Muscular Body

Facebook to Ban Deepfakes Unless They’re Mark Zuckerberg’s Face on a Hunky, Muscular Body

July 9, 2020 Staff 0

Guy Running Stock Market Graph Just Tracing the Track of El Toro at Six Flags Great America

Guy Running Stock Market Graph Just Tracing the Track of El Toro at Six Flags Great America

July 8, 2020 Melanie Hoffmann 0

New Stimulus Bill Will Send “Get Well Soon” Balloon To Every Coronavirus Patient

New Stimulus Bill Will Send “Get Well Soon” Balloon To Every Coronavirus Patient

July 7, 2020 Jonathan Krone 0

Jeff Bezos Buys Happiness

Jeff Bezos Buys Happiness

July 6, 2020 Karan Menon 0

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Update: Your Hometown Same Hell Hole It Was Five Minutes Ago

Update: Your Hometown Same Hell Hole It Was Five Minutes Ago

June 30, 2020 Rachel Michelman 0

By Rachel Michelman YOUR HOMETOWN, USA — Although it feels like a century since you last googled “Why am I

Woman Working from Home Grabbing Own Ass for Sense of Normalcy

Woman Working from Home Grabbing Own Ass for Sense of Normalcy

June 29, 2020 Melanie Hoffmann 0

Violent Terrorist Puts Pickles on Cop’s Burger Even Though They Specifically Said No Pickles

Violent Terrorist Puts Pickles on Cop’s Burger Even Though They Specifically Said No Pickles

June 23, 2020 Jonathan Krone 0

Study Reveals 95% of Movies on Netflix Are Too “Out There” for Mom

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Study Reveals 95% of Movies on Netflix Are Too “Out There” for Mom

May 26, 2020 Staff 0

Female Jogger Breaks Personal Record for Most Miles with Van Following

Female Jogger Breaks Personal Record for Most Miles with Van Following

May 22, 2020 Melanie Hoffmann 0

News in Brief

Visibly Erect Tommy Trojan Asks to Be Covered in Duct Tape All Year

College News in Brief USC

Visibly Erect Tommy Trojan Asks to Be Covered in Duct Tape All Year

November 26, 2019 Drew Thomas-Nathan 0

Last Minute DIY Skeleton Costume!

Last Minute DIY Skeleton Costume!

November 1, 2019 Melanie Hoffmann 0

Homeless Man With Funny Sign Still Homeless

Local News in Brief

Homeless Man With Funny Sign Still Homeless

February 11, 2019 Susi Basse 0

Every Day “Turkey Day” For Bowling Larry

Every Day “Turkey Day” For Bowling Larry

November 22, 2018 Sam Kushell 0

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Facebook to Ban Deepfakes Unless They’re Mark Zuckerberg’s Face on a Hunky, Muscular Body

Facebook to Ban Deepfakes Unless They’re Mark Zuckerberg’s Face on a Hunky, Muscular Body

July 9, 2020 Staff 0

By Preston Long MENLO PARK, CA — Facebook joined the fight against disinformation last week when Chief Technical Officer Mike

Guy Running Stock Market Graph Just Tracing the Track of El Toro at Six Flags Great America

Guy Running Stock Market Graph Just Tracing the Track of El Toro at Six Flags Great America

July 8, 2020 Melanie Hoffmann 0

New Stimulus Bill Will Send “Get Well Soon” Balloon To Every Coronavirus Patient

New Stimulus Bill Will Send “Get Well Soon” Balloon To Every Coronavirus Patient

July 7, 2020 Jonathan Krone 0

Post Office Starts Offering Bubble Wrap Popping to Make Ends Meet

Post Office Starts Offering Bubble Wrap Popping to Make Ends Meet

June 26, 2020 Jonathan Krone 0

World

Facebook to Ban Deepfakes Unless They’re Mark Zuckerberg’s Face on a Hunky, Muscular Body

Facebook to Ban Deepfakes Unless They’re Mark Zuckerberg’s Face on a Hunky, Muscular Body

July 9, 2020 Staff 0

By Preston Long MENLO PARK, CA — Facebook joined the fight against disinformation last week when Chief Technical Officer Mike

Guy Running Stock Market Graph Just Tracing the Track of El Toro at Six Flags Great America

Guy Running Stock Market Graph Just Tracing the Track of El Toro at Six Flags Great America

July 8, 2020 Melanie Hoffmann 0

New Stimulus Bill Will Send “Get Well Soon” Balloon To Every Coronavirus Patient

New Stimulus Bill Will Send “Get Well Soon” Balloon To Every Coronavirus Patient

July 7, 2020 Jonathan Krone 0

Jeff Bezos Buys Happiness

Jeff Bezos Buys Happiness

July 6, 2020 Karan Menon 0

Sports

Female Jogger Breaks Personal Record for Most Miles with Van Following

Female Jogger Breaks Personal Record for Most Miles with Van Following

May 22, 2020 Melanie Hoffmann 0

By Melanie Hoffmann TUCSON, AZ — On Thursday, local Tucson resident Winona Clark passed a personal milestone in her fitness

Local Man Reaches Bottom of Pornhub

Local Man Reaches Bottom of Pornhub

May 13, 2020 Jonathan Krone 0

Threesome Less Fun After Two People Cancel Last-Minute

Threesome Less Fun After Two People Cancel Last-Minute

March 3, 2020 Staff 0

Coolest Sixth Grader Ever Throws Ball Far

Coolest Sixth Grader Ever Throws Ball Far

December 4, 2019 Jonathan Krone 0

Videos

The Sack Totally Roasts UCLA!

College USC Videos

The Sack Totally Roasts UCLA!

November 17, 2017 Staff 0

Summer 2017 in Review

Summer 2017 in Review

August 21, 2017 Hannah Ceselski 0

In Memoriam: Locked Up, Dismantled Bikes

In Memoriam: Locked Up, Dismantled Bikes

May 5, 2017 Jack Hackett 0

Spring Break 2017 In Review

Spring Break 2017 In Review

March 20, 2017 Staff 0

Wow! This Tour Guide Said “F**k It” and Decided to Give an Honest Tour of Campus

Wow! This Tour Guide Said “F**k It” and Decided to Give an Honest Tour of Campus

January 13, 2017 Matt Hanisch 0

Columns

OPINION: Why We Shouldn’t Have Published Mr. Met’s Op-Ed “Let Me Hit Children With a Baseball Bat”

Columns Strong Feelings

OPINION: Why We Shouldn’t Have Published Mr. Met’s Op-Ed “Let Me Hit Children With a Baseball Bat”

New Netflix Show With Positive, Nuanced Queer Representation Unfortunately Still Sucks

Columns Entertainment Strong Feelings

New Netflix Show With Positive, Nuanced Queer Representation Unfortunately Still Sucks

OPINION: Why’d We Have to Learn Sex Ed If We’d Never Have to Use That Stuff in the Real World?

Columns Politics Strong Feelings

OPINION: Why’d We Have to Learn Sex Ed If We’d Never Have to Use That Stuff in the Real World?

Opinion: Fun Fact Could Have Been Funner

Columns Strong Feelings

Opinion: Fun Fact Could Have Been Funner

I Slept With Every Cast Member of the Classic 80s Sitcom “Lotta Family” Only to Find Out it Never Existed. Here’s What I Learned.

Attention Vortex Columns

I Slept With Every Cast Member of the Classic 80s Sitcom “Lotta Family” Only to Find Out it Never Existed. Here’s What I Learned.

Guess What? Dad’s Gonna Live, So Quit Calling Dibs on the Antiques!

Columns Strong Feelings

Guess What? Dad’s Gonna Live, So Quit Calling Dibs on the Antiques!

Op-Ed: Is Hecuba Likable Enough?

College Columns Strong Feelings

Op-Ed: Is Hecuba Likable Enough?

Well, Mom’s Drunk Again, Which Means We Can Wear Her Scarves

Columns Strong Feelings

Well, Mom’s Drunk Again, Which Means We Can Wear Her Scarves

Quiz: Is He Into You or Does He Want to Kill You and Your Siblings To Get His Hands on the Baudelaire Fortune?

Attention Vortex Columns

Quiz: Is He Into You or Does He Want to Kill You and Your Siblings To Get His Hands on the Baudelaire Fortune?

Stop Complaining, People! Marvel’s Probably Going to Retcon Stan Lee’s Death in a Couple of Months

Columns Strong Feelings

Stop Complaining, People! Marvel’s Probably Going to Retcon Stan Lee’s Death in a Couple of Months

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