Supreme Court Bans Weather App While They’re At It
By Liam Stephenson WASHINGTON, D.C. – The U.S. Supreme Court’s decision to ban Tik Tok has extended to other apps,
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Politics
Trump Wins, Vance Still A Loser
By Margaret Danenhauer UNITED STATES — Although the presidential election has been called for Donald Trump, the American people unanimously
College
Scheduling A Mandatory Meeting, And 5 Other Signs That Your Academic Advisor Wants You
By Dean Woods LOS ANGELES, CA – As class registration for next semester rolls around once again, emails are flying
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The Keebler Elves Break Into the Vape Industry
By Nino Muratori KEEBLER HOLLOW TREE FACTORY, PA – Not to get political, but it’s no secret that “Sleepy” Joe
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SC Loses After Freshman Forgets To Kick Lamppost
By Bill Rockas LOS ANGELES, CA – As the Trojans concluded their lackluster Big 10 season with a loss to
