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Opinion: Tandem Lyft Bicycle Doesn’t Look So Bad Now, Does It?
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Opinion: Tandem Lyft Bicycle Doesn’t Look So Bad Now, Does It?

January 30, 2023 Jackson Irvine 0
Study Finds That Porn Creates Unrealistic Expectations For Pizza Deliveries
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Study Finds That Porn Creates Unrealistic Expectations For Pizza Deliveries

January 26, 2023 Bill Rockas 0
“The White Lotus” Creator Mike White Announces Season 3 Will Take Place at the Lorenzo
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“The White Lotus” Creator Mike White Announces Season 3 Will Take Place at the Lorenzo

January 24, 2023 Izzy Ster 0
Fraternity slammed for Insensitive Party Themed ‘Guns Shots or Fireworks’
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Fraternity slammed for Insensitive Party Themed ‘Guns Shots or Fireworks’

January 19, 2023 Sarah Cortina 0

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Opinion: Tandem Lyft Bicycle Doesn’t Look So Bad Now, Does It?
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Opinion: Tandem Lyft Bicycle Doesn’t Look So Bad Now, Does It?

January 30, 2023 Jackson Irvine 0

By Jackson Irvine LOS ANGELES, CA — Since USC reimplemented the shared Lyft ride system at the beginning of the

Study Finds That Porn Creates Unrealistic Expectations For Pizza Deliveries
World 

Study Finds That Porn Creates Unrealistic Expectations For Pizza Deliveries

January 26, 2023 Bill Rockas 0
“The White Lotus” Creator Mike White Announces Season 3 Will Take Place at the Lorenzo
College USC 

“The White Lotus” Creator Mike White Announces Season 3 Will Take Place at the Lorenzo

January 24, 2023 Izzy Ster 0
Fraternity slammed for Insensitive Party Themed ‘Guns Shots or Fireworks’
College USC 

Fraternity slammed for Insensitive Party Themed ‘Guns Shots or Fireworks’

January 19, 2023 Sarah Cortina 0

Politics

Kevin McCarthy Fills Rejection Punch Card, Earns Free Frosty
Politics 

Kevin McCarthy Fills Rejection Punch Card, Earns Free Frosty

January 9, 2023 Izzy Ster 0

By Izzy Ster WASHINGTON, D.C. — After Rep. Kevin McCarthy lost an 11th vote for Speaker of the House, the

Secretary of Transportation Hires Hundreds of Children to Kick The Back of Your Fucking Seat
Politics 

Secretary of Transportation Hires Hundreds of Children to Kick The Back of Your Fucking Seat

December 27, 2022 Bill Rockas 0
Herschel Walker Hits the Gym to Train for Runoff
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Herschel Walker Hits the Gym to Train for Runoff

December 6, 2022 Levi Elias 0
Election Deniers Bummed That Trump’s Second Term Almost Over
Politics 

Election Deniers Bummed That Trump’s Second Term Almost Over

November 21, 2022 Bill Rockas 0

College

Opinion: Tandem Lyft Bicycle Doesn’t Look So Bad Now, Does It?
College USC 

Opinion: Tandem Lyft Bicycle Doesn’t Look So Bad Now, Does It?

January 30, 2023 Jackson Irvine 0

By Jackson Irvine LOS ANGELES, CA — Since USC reimplemented the shared Lyft ride system at the beginning of the

“The White Lotus” Creator Mike White Announces Season 3 Will Take Place at the Lorenzo
College USC 

“The White Lotus” Creator Mike White Announces Season 3 Will Take Place at the Lorenzo

January 24, 2023 Izzy Ster 0
Fraternity slammed for Insensitive Party Themed ‘Guns Shots or Fireworks’
College USC 

Fraternity slammed for Insensitive Party Themed ‘Guns Shots or Fireworks’

January 19, 2023 Sarah Cortina 0
Exeter Frat Boy Rates Women By Amount of AP Classes Taken
College 

Exeter Frat Boy Rates Women By Amount of AP Classes Taken

January 13, 2023 Joshua Wolk 0

World

Study Finds That Porn Creates Unrealistic Expectations For Pizza Deliveries
World 

Study Finds That Porn Creates Unrealistic Expectations For Pizza Deliveries

January 26, 2023 Bill Rockas 0

By Bill Rockas JACKSONVILLE, FL – Researchers at The Institute For Hookup Discovery have found that 90% of porn watchers

BREAKING: Ye Caught Stealing Jewish Kids’ Gifts From Under Tree All Along
World 

BREAKING: Ye Caught Stealing Jewish Kids’ Gifts From Under Tree All Along

December 25, 2022 Joshua Wolk 0
Man Pre-Games Driving
World 

Man Pre-Games Driving

December 15, 2022 Bill Rockas 0
World 

From the Archives: Triangle Shirtwaist Factory Rated One of Best Places to Work

November 8, 2022 Rachel Michelman 0

Sports

Concussed Football Men to Redefine Mathematics as Big 10 Welcome 15 and 16
College Sports USC 

Concussed Football Men to Redefine Mathematics as Big 10 Welcome 15 and 16

July 1, 2022 Jess Wild 0

By Jessica Wild ROSEMONT, IL —The head of USC Athletic Department and Commissioner of the Big Ten Conference met to

Rival High School Football Team Swallowed by Sinkhole to Hell After Supreme Court Approves Summoning Circles
Politics Sports 

Rival High School Football Team Swallowed by Sinkhole to Hell After Supreme Court Approves Summoning Circles

June 29, 2022 Joshua Wolk 0
Clear Bag Policy Apparently Doesn’t Apply If Bag is Stuffed With Cocaine
Local Sports 

Clear Bag Policy Apparently Doesn’t Apply If Bag is Stuffed With Cocaine

May 27, 2022 Sarah Cortina 0
Skateboarder Eats Shit, Contracts E Coli
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Skateboarder Eats Shit, Contracts E Coli

February 16, 2022 Jackson Irvine 0

Girlboss Alert!

Girlboss Alert! Local Woman Uses Neck Massager as Neck Massager
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Girlboss Alert! Local Woman Uses Neck Massager as Neck Massager

June 15, 2021 Alexandra Ornes 0

By Alexandra Ornes LOS ANGELES, CA – In a total #girlboss moment last Tuesday, Annie Bridger used her neck massager

Girlboss Alert! This Southern Florida Gas Station Just Had a “Glow Up”
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Girlboss Alert! This Southern Florida Gas Station Just Had a “Glow Up”

June 2, 2021 Emily Torp 0
Girlboss Alert! Melinda Takes Half of Bill’s Shit
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Girlboss Alert! Melinda Takes Half of Bill’s Shit

May 20, 2021 Luca Soltero 0
Girlboss Alert! The Mars Helicopter “Ingenuity” Is Definitely a Woman
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Girlboss Alert! The Mars Helicopter “Ingenuity” Is Definitely a Woman

April 15, 2021 Emily Torp 0
Girl Boss Alert! Another Ship Gets Stuck in the Suez Canal But It Drew A Vagina This Time
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Girl Boss Alert! Another Ship Gets Stuck in the Suez Canal But It Drew A Vagina This Time

March 29, 2021 Sarah Cortina 0

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