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Sperm Racing Rematch to Take Place in My Bedroom
USC 

Sperm Racing Rematch to Take Place in My Bedroom

May 3, 2025 Ella Grossman 0
Move Over “Severance”! Apple TV Premieres New Hit Show “Get Out with White People”
Entertainment 

Move Over “Severance”! Apple TV Premieres New Hit Show “Get Out with White People”

May 3, 2025 Margaret Danenhauer 0
Spending Cuts Force LA Times “Festival of Books” to Rebrand as “Festival of Book”
USC 

Spending Cuts Force LA Times “Festival of Books” to Rebrand as “Festival of Book”

May 3, 2025 Phineas Kelly 0
Trump Actually Anti-Capitalist King
Politics 

Trump Actually Anti-Capitalist King

May 3, 2025 Charlotte Dekle 0

Local

Sperm Racing Rematch to Take Place in My Bedroom
USC 

Sperm Racing Rematch to Take Place in My Bedroom

May 3, 2025 Ella Grossman 0

By Ella Grossman  LOS ANGELES — This Friday, the world’s first Sperm Race took place at LA Center Studio in

Move Over “Severance”! Apple TV Premieres New Hit Show “Get Out with White People”
Entertainment 

Move Over “Severance”! Apple TV Premieres New Hit Show “Get Out with White People”

May 3, 2025 Margaret Danenhauer 0
Spending Cuts Force LA Times “Festival of Books” to Rebrand as “Festival of Book”
USC 

Spending Cuts Force LA Times “Festival of Books” to Rebrand as “Festival of Book”

May 3, 2025 Phineas Kelly 0
Trump Actually Anti-Capitalist King
Politics 

Trump Actually Anti-Capitalist King

May 3, 2025 Charlotte Dekle 0

Politics

Trump Actually Anti-Capitalist King
Politics 

Trump Actually Anti-Capitalist King

May 3, 2025 Charlotte Dekle 0

By: Charlotte Dekle WASHINGTON, DC—Inside sources revealed that Trump is deliberately crashing the economy so he can free the United

Conservative Man Longs for Good Ol’ Days of Pangaea
Politics 

Conservative Man Longs for Good Ol’ Days of Pangaea

March 3, 2025 Charlotte Dekle 0
Top 10 Rights I’m Gonna Miss Having
Politics 

Top 10 Rights I’m Gonna Miss Having

February 27, 2025 Violet Rose Wang 0
Patriotic! BP Spills Oil In Gulf of America
Politics Uncategorized 

Patriotic! BP Spills Oil In Gulf of America

February 12, 2025 Levi Elias 0

College

The Great Migration: USC Students Flock East for Coachella
College 

The Great Migration: USC Students Flock East for Coachella

April 11, 2025 Sarah Ruiz 0

By Sarah Ruiz LOS ANGELES, CA – Pack your pills and poppers, USC’s finest scholars are heading East for the

Girl Gets Parents to Fund Trip to Cabo by Saying She Can Get Around Tariffs
College 

Girl Gets Parents to Fund Trip to Cabo by Saying She Can Get Around Tariffs

March 14, 2025 Violet Rose Wang 0
Scheduling A Mandatory Meeting, And 5 Other Signs That Your Academic Advisor Wants You
College 

Scheduling A Mandatory Meeting, And 5 Other Signs That Your Academic Advisor Wants You

December 2, 2024 Dean Woods 0
“Sassy Man” Friend Just A Really Dickish Straight Guy
College 

“Sassy Man” Friend Just A Really Dickish Straight Guy

November 20, 2024 Megan Dang 0

World

Confusing: Pope Reincarnated
World 

Confusing: Pope Reincarnated

April 21, 2025 Staff 0

By Staff VATICAN CITY  — In a shock announcement Monday morning The Vatican revealed that Pope Francis has been reincarnated

Top 10 Reasons To Cage All Gingers
World 

Top 10 Reasons To Cage All Gingers

March 26, 2025 Gracie Silberman 0
Twitter Likes Reinstated: Girls Around the World Excited to Stalk Their Situationships a Sixth Way
World 

Twitter Likes Reinstated: Girls Around the World Excited to Stalk Their Situationships a Sixth Way

March 10, 2025 Gracie Silberman 0
The Keebler Elves Break Into the Vape Industry
World 

The Keebler Elves Break Into the Vape Industry

December 13, 2024 Nino Muratori 0

Sports

Opinion: Why I, A 5’10” Unathletic Male, Am The Perfect Candidate To Replace Juju Watkins This Season
Sports 

Opinion: Why I, A 5’10” Unathletic Male, Am The Perfect Candidate To Replace Juju Watkins This Season

March 28, 2025 Dean Woods 0

By Dean Woods LOS ANGELES, CA – The USC community and the nation as a whole witnessed a devastating moment

NFL Playoffs Briefly Overshadowed By Hulking Alien Monolith Blocking the Sun
Sports 

NFL Playoffs Briefly Overshadowed By Hulking Alien Monolith Blocking the Sun

February 3, 2025 Phineas Kelly 0
SC Loses After Freshman Forgets To Kick Lamppost
Sports 

SC Loses After Freshman Forgets To Kick Lamppost

November 30, 2024 Bill Rockas 0
Rivalry Game Actually Just A Mid-Off
Sports 

Rivalry Game Actually Just A Mid-Off

November 23, 2024 Izzy Ster 0

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