From the Archives: Top 10 Commandments
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Sack of Troy Writers Get Lazy and Use ChatGPT to Write Generic Article Mocking Someone With More Power Than Them
By Levi Elias and ChatGPT (But Mostly ChatGPT) In a move surprising absolutely no one, [INSERT NAME OF PERSON IN
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Web Reg Announces Ticketmaster Collab, GE Seats Sell for $485
By Izzy Ster LOS ANGELES, CA – In light of students registering for classes in the coming weeks, USC announced
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From the Archives: Jesus Goes Another Round, Comes a Second Time
By Liam Stephenson BETHLEHEM – After getting stripped to his underwear and tied up to a wooden pole, local wisdom
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M&M’s Spokescandies Executed by Firing Squad at Super Bowl
By Hannah Avrith GLENDALE, AZ– This Super Bowl Sunday, the world famous colorful M&M’s spokescandies were executed by a firing
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Girlboss Alert! Local Woman Uses Neck Massager as Neck Massager
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