Sperm Racing Rematch to Take Place in My Bedroom
By Ella Grossman LOS ANGELES — This Friday, the world’s first Sperm Race took place at LA Center Studio in
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Trump Actually Anti-Capitalist King
By: Charlotte Dekle WASHINGTON, DC—Inside sources revealed that Trump is deliberately crashing the economy so he can free the United
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The Great Migration: USC Students Flock East for Coachella
By Sarah Ruiz LOS ANGELES, CA – Pack your pills and poppers, USC’s finest scholars are heading East for the
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Confusing: Pope Reincarnated
By Staff VATICAN CITY — In a shock announcement Monday morning The Vatican revealed that Pope Francis has been reincarnated
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Opinion: Why I, A 5’10” Unathletic Male, Am The Perfect Candidate To Replace Juju Watkins This Season
By Dean Woods LOS ANGELES, CA – The USC community and the nation as a whole witnessed a devastating moment
