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Man Who Restates What You Said But Louder Wins Pulitzer Prize
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Man Who Restates What You Said But Louder Wins Pulitzer Prize

March 31, 2026 Charlotte Dekle 0
Traveler Refuses to Eat Hay: “Only Meat,” Says the Horse
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Traveler Refuses to Eat Hay: “Only Meat,” Says the Horse

March 29, 2026 Alex Choy 0
Bari Weiss Guts 60 Minutes; Now 15 Seconds
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Bari Weiss Guts 60 Minutes; Now 15 Seconds

March 27, 2026 Khalid Karshe 0
ART COLUMN: Rorschach’s Newest Painting Looks an Awful Lot Like My Drunk Dad
Editorial 

ART COLUMN: Rorschach’s Newest Painting Looks an Awful Lot Like My Drunk Dad

March 25, 2026 Alex Choy 0

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Man Who Restates What You Said But Louder Wins Pulitzer Prize
U.S. World 

Man Who Restates What You Said But Louder Wins Pulitzer Prize

March 31, 2026 Charlotte Dekle 0

By Charlotte Dekle LOS ANGELES — Area man Pat Agonia has just won the Pulitzer Prize for Criticism for restating

Traveler Refuses to Eat Hay: “Only Meat,” Says the Horse
College USC 

Traveler Refuses to Eat Hay: “Only Meat,” Says the Horse

March 29, 2026 Alex Choy 0
Bari Weiss Guts 60 Minutes; Now 15 Seconds
Politics U.S. 

Bari Weiss Guts 60 Minutes; Now 15 Seconds

March 27, 2026 Khalid Karshe 0
ART COLUMN: Rorschach’s Newest Painting Looks an Awful Lot Like My Drunk Dad
Editorial 

ART COLUMN: Rorschach’s Newest Painting Looks an Awful Lot Like My Drunk Dad

March 25, 2026 Alex Choy 0

Politics

Bari Weiss Guts 60 Minutes; Now 15 Seconds
Politics U.S. 

Bari Weiss Guts 60 Minutes; Now 15 Seconds

March 27, 2026 Khalid Karshe 0

By Khalid Karshe NEW YORK – Nationwide outrage has erupted following Bari Weiss’ stunning decision to  rebrand 60 Minutes as

USC Announces Two Separate But Equal Gubernatorial Debates
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USC Announces Two Separate But Equal Gubernatorial Debates

March 24, 2026 Noelle Medina 0
Erika Kirk Hires Cirque du Soleil Performers for 2026 Tour
Politics U.S. 

Erika Kirk Hires Cirque du Soleil Performers for 2026 Tour

March 19, 2026 Jackson Sneeringer 0
Epstein Family Plaza Renamed to ████████ Plaza
College Politics USC 

Epstein Family Plaza Renamed to ████████ Plaza

March 1, 2026 Alex Choy 0

College

Traveler Refuses to Eat Hay: “Only Meat,” Says the Horse
College USC 

Traveler Refuses to Eat Hay: “Only Meat,” Says the Horse

March 29, 2026 Alex Choy 0

By Alex Choy LOS ANGELES MEMORIAL COLISEUM – Who’s hungry? Traveler is! For human flesh. USC’s beloved mascot has partnered

USC Announces Two Separate But Equal Gubernatorial Debates
College Politics U.S. USC 

USC Announces Two Separate But Equal Gubernatorial Debates

March 24, 2026 Noelle Medina 0
Spring Break-Up? Future Ex Boyfriend Looks Weird In Shorts
College USC 

Spring Break-Up? Future Ex Boyfriend Looks Weird In Shorts

March 23, 2026 Jada Leung 0
100% of Frats Giving Up Hazing for Lent
College USC 

100% of Frats Giving Up Hazing for Lent

March 11, 2026 Jackson Sneeringer 0

World

Man Who Restates What You Said But Louder Wins Pulitzer Prize
U.S. World 

Man Who Restates What You Said But Louder Wins Pulitzer Prize

March 31, 2026 Charlotte Dekle 0

By Charlotte Dekle LOS ANGELES — Area man Pat Agonia has just won the Pulitzer Prize for Criticism for restating

Canada Blames Olympic Hockey Losses on Lack of Wasians
Sports U.S. World 

Canada Blames Olympic Hockey Losses on Lack of Wasians

February 23, 2026 Jackson Sneeringer 0
GoFundMe to Save Rainforests Accidentally Saves Rainforest Cafes
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GoFundMe to Save Rainforests Accidentally Saves Rainforest Cafes

October 15, 2025 Gracie Silberman 0
Rainbow Goldfish Only Four Fucking Colors
World 

Rainbow Goldfish Only Four Fucking Colors

October 11, 2025 Violet Rose Wang 0

Sports

Canada Blames Olympic Hockey Losses on Lack of Wasians
Sports U.S. World 

Canada Blames Olympic Hockey Losses on Lack of Wasians

February 23, 2026 Jackson Sneeringer 0

By Jackson Sneeringer MILAN, ITALY — Following an embarrassing defeat by both the USA Olympic Women’s and Men’s hockey teams

Inspirational: Parents At USC Target On Game Day Celebrate First Day In Public
College Sports USC 

Inspirational: Parents At USC Target On Game Day Celebrate First Day In Public

November 7, 2025 Noelle Medina 0
USC Admin Announces Budget Woes Will Be Solved as Soon as Six-Leg Parlay Hits This Weekend
College Sports USC 

USC Admin Announces Budget Woes Will Be Solved as Soon as Six-Leg Parlay Hits This Weekend

October 6, 2025 Alex Wong 0
Pronoun Debate Comes To a Boil as Him Gets 29% on Rotten Tomatoes
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Pronoun Debate Comes To a Boil as Him Gets 29% on Rotten Tomatoes

September 25, 2025 Gabby Frugoni 0

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