Leonardo DiCaprio Spotted On Campus Protesting School of Gerontology
By Levi Elias LOS ANGELES, CA — One-time Oscar winner and long-time Oscar audience member Leonardo DiCaprio was spotted on
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Trump Picks Shakira as Running Mate in 2024 Presidential Campaign
By Audrey Serrano PALM BEACH, FL — One-term president and infinite-term tax evader Donald Trump has selected pop singer Shakira
College
Leonardo DiCaprio Spotted On Campus Protesting School of Gerontology
By Levi Elias LOS ANGELES, CA — One-time Oscar winner and long-time Oscar audience member Leonardo DiCaprio was spotted on
World
Local 7 Year Old Caught Funneling Lemonade Stand Profits To Somalian Paramilitary Group
By Gitika Pahwa FAIR HAVEN, VT – Local parents are in shock following news that a Lincoln Elementary 2nd grader’s
Sports
Concussed Football Men to Redefine Mathematics as Big 10 Welcome 15 and 16
By Jessica Wild ROSEMONT, IL —The head of USC Athletic Department and Commissioner of the Big Ten Conference met to
Girlboss Alert!
Girlboss Alert! Local Woman Uses Neck Massager as Neck Massager
By Alexandra Ornes LOS ANGELES, CA – In a total #girlboss moment last Tuesday, Annie Bridger used her neck massager
