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Writer’s Strike Catches Up With Succession Finale As Logan Returns And Lays Waste To Westeros
Entertainment 

Writer’s Strike Catches Up With Succession Finale As Logan Returns And Lays Waste To Westeros

May 29, 2023 Bill Rockas 0
Midwesterner Identifies as Californian After Two Semesters
Local 

Midwesterner Identifies as Californian After Two Semesters

May 11, 2023 Rachel Michelman 0
Local Guy Best Friend Continues the Search for His Hug After a Year and a Half
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Local Guy Best Friend Continues the Search for His Hug After a Year and a Half

May 7, 2023 Izzy Ster 0
Chili’s “Cinco De Mayo” Special Just 5 Bowls of Mayonnaise
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Chili’s “Cinco De Mayo” Special Just 5 Bowls of Mayonnaise

May 5, 2023 Jackson Irvine 0

Local

Writer’s Strike Catches Up With Succession Finale As Logan Returns And Lays Waste To Westeros
Entertainment 

Writer’s Strike Catches Up With Succession Finale As Logan Returns And Lays Waste To Westeros

May 29, 2023 Bill Rockas 0

By Bill Rockas LOS ANGELES, CA – In retaliation with the Writer’s Strike, Max executives scrapped the last episode of

Midwesterner Identifies as Californian After Two Semesters
Local 

Midwesterner Identifies as Californian After Two Semesters

May 11, 2023 Rachel Michelman 0
Local Guy Best Friend Continues the Search for His Hug After a Year and a Half
Uncategorized 

Local Guy Best Friend Continues the Search for His Hug After a Year and a Half

May 7, 2023 Izzy Ster 0
Chili’s “Cinco De Mayo” Special Just 5 Bowls of Mayonnaise
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Chili’s “Cinco De Mayo” Special Just 5 Bowls of Mayonnaise

May 5, 2023 Jackson Irvine 0

Politics

Sack of Troy Writers Get Lazy and Use ChatGPT to Write Generic Article Mocking Someone With More Power Than Them
Politics 

Sack of Troy Writers Get Lazy and Use ChatGPT to Write Generic Article Mocking Someone With More Power Than Them

April 13, 2023 Levi Elias 0

By Levi Elias and ChatGPT (But Mostly ChatGPT) In a move surprising absolutely no one, [INSERT NAME OF PERSON IN

Police to Earn Statehood Before DC
Politics 

Police to Earn Statehood Before DC

March 8, 2023 Sarah Cortina 0
George Santos Also Editor-In-Chief of The Sack of Troy
Politics 

George Santos Also Editor-In-Chief of The Sack of Troy

February 3, 2023 Levi Elias 0
Kevin McCarthy Fills Rejection Punch Card, Earns Free Frosty
Politics 

Kevin McCarthy Fills Rejection Punch Card, Earns Free Frosty

January 9, 2023 Izzy Ster 0

College

Web Reg Announces Ticketmaster Collab, GE Seats Sell for $485
College USC 

Web Reg Announces Ticketmaster Collab, GE Seats Sell for $485

April 4, 2023 Izzy Ster 0

By Izzy Ster LOS ANGELES, CA – In light of students registering for classes in the coming weeks, USC announced

Breaking: Party Rock is in the House Tonight
College 

Breaking: Party Rock is in the House Tonight

March 30, 2023 Izzy Ster 0
USC Begins Asian and Pacific Islander Month Celebrations Early, Promotes Youth in Asia
College USC 

USC Begins Asian and Pacific Islander Month Celebrations Early, Promotes Youth in Asia

March 28, 2023 Audrey Serrano 0
Opinion: If Starbucks Doesn’t Start Putting the Vanilla in My Vanilla Soy Latte I’m Going to Start Union Busting
College USC 

Opinion: If Starbucks Doesn’t Start Putting the Vanilla in My Vanilla Soy Latte I’m Going to Start Union Busting

March 27, 2023 Hannah Avrith 0

World

From the Archives: Jesus Goes Another Round, Comes a Second Time
World 

From the Archives: Jesus Goes Another Round, Comes a Second Time

April 9, 2023 Liam Stephenson 0

By Liam Stephenson BETHLEHEM – After getting stripped to his underwear and tied up to a wooden pole, local wisdom

CDC Releases New Statement For Birth Control Side Effects: “Too Bad, Slut”
World 

CDC Releases New Statement For Birth Control Side Effects: “Too Bad, Slut”

March 8, 2023 Sarah Cortina 0
Depressed Groundhog: “Who Cares?”
World 

Depressed Groundhog: “Who Cares?”

February 2, 2023 Izzy Ster 0
Study Finds That Porn Creates Unrealistic Expectations For Pizza Deliveries
World 

Study Finds That Porn Creates Unrealistic Expectations For Pizza Deliveries

January 26, 2023 Bill Rockas 0

Sports

M&M’s Spokescandies Executed by Firing Squad at Super Bowl
Sports 

M&M’s Spokescandies Executed by Firing Squad at Super Bowl

February 14, 2023 Hannah Avrith 0

By Hannah Avrith GLENDALE, AZ– This Super Bowl Sunday, the world famous colorful M&M’s spokescandies were executed by a firing

Dog Tom Brady Retires After 22nd Season of Puppy Bowl
Sports 

Dog Tom Brady Retires After 22nd Season of Puppy Bowl

February 12, 2023 Joshua Wolk 0
Duracell Marketing Emphasizes Aerodynamics of D-Batteries Ahead of Super Bowl
Sports 

Duracell Marketing Emphasizes Aerodynamics of D-Batteries Ahead of Super Bowl

February 11, 2023 Levi Elias 0
Concussed Football Men to Redefine Mathematics as Big 10 Welcome 15 and 16
College Sports USC 

Concussed Football Men to Redefine Mathematics as Big 10 Welcome 15 and 16

July 1, 2022 Jess Wild 0

Girlboss Alert!

Girlboss Alert! Local Woman Uses Neck Massager as Neck Massager
Girlboss Alert! Local 

Girlboss Alert! Local Woman Uses Neck Massager as Neck Massager

June 15, 2021 Alexandra Ornes 0

By Alexandra Ornes LOS ANGELES, CA – In a total #girlboss moment last Tuesday, Annie Bridger used her neck massager

Girlboss Alert! This Southern Florida Gas Station Just Had a “Glow Up”
Girlboss Alert! Local 

Girlboss Alert! This Southern Florida Gas Station Just Had a “Glow Up”

June 2, 2021 Emily Torp 0
Girlboss Alert! Melinda Takes Half of Bill’s Shit
Entertainment Girlboss Alert! 

Girlboss Alert! Melinda Takes Half of Bill’s Shit

May 20, 2021 Luca Soltero 0
Girlboss Alert! The Mars Helicopter “Ingenuity” Is Definitely a Woman
Columns Girlboss Alert! 

Girlboss Alert! The Mars Helicopter “Ingenuity” Is Definitely a Woman

April 15, 2021 Emily Torp 0
Girl Boss Alert! Another Ship Gets Stuck in the Suez Canal But It Drew A Vagina This Time
Columns Girlboss Alert! 

Girl Boss Alert! Another Ship Gets Stuck in the Suez Canal But It Drew A Vagina This Time

March 29, 2021 Sarah Cortina 0

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