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12 Year Old Receives 3 Miami Dolphins Players in Trade for Full Size Snickers Bar
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College Sophomore Epitome of Adulthood According to College Freshman
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Physics Lecture Drier Than My Girlfriend After I Tried Bringing Quantum Mechanics Into the Bedroom
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Sack Superhero #1: Guy Who’s Read Infinite Jest
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