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We found 95 instances of plagiarism in a USC scientist’s new book. Sales have been suspended

March 6, 2023March 6, 2023 Staff 176 Views

By Staff The publication of a new book by Dr. David Agus, the media-friendly USC oncologist who leads the Lawrence

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Griffith Astronomers Find Last Star Visible in LA Just Carl’s Jr. Logo

December 29, 2022December 25, 2022 Joshua Wolk 203 Views

By Joshua Wolk LOS ANGELES — Two months after Governor Gavin Newsom vetoed legislation to reduce light pollution, Griffith Observatory

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Hecuba a Little Too Turned On While Being Wrapped In Duct Tape

November 18, 2022November 17, 2022 Alexandra Ornes 175 Views

By Lexa Ornes LOS ANGELES, CA – It’s Conquest Week at USC, which also happens to be Hecuba’s favorite time

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Self-Proclaimed “Golden Retriever Boy” Comes Out As Furry

October 19, 2022October 18, 2022 Audrey Serrano 237 Views

By Audrey Serrano SAN FRANCISCO, CA – Self-proclaimed ‘Golden Retriever Boy’ Cameron Turner has come out as a furry. The

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