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Breaking: Bruh

January 8, 2022January 8, 2022 Darrien Snyder 380 Views

“Dude. This completely blindsided me. Who the hell saw this coming? Who could have guessed? I am shocked. I am

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Attention Vortex Editorial 

8 Normalized Things We Need To Start Sexualizing

December 14, 2021December 14, 2021 Finn Kobler 2498 Views

By Finn Kobler The last 2 years have been a tumultuous time for everyone politically and personally. Whether it be

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Quiz: Are You Sad or Hungry?

March 4, 2021March 3, 2021 Rachel Michelman 780 Views

By Rachel Michelman COVID-19 has really messed up our lives, which is not cool! Life has been more difficult for

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Quiz: How Alone Will You Be On Valentine’s Day On A Scale from ‘Very Alone’ to ‘I’m Willing to Take a Quiz About This’

February 12, 2021February 11, 2021 Alexandra Ornes 697 Views

By Alexandra Ornes With Valentine’s Day around the corner, the question on everyone’s mind is: how alone will I be

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Quiz: Can You Fully Digest Corn?

February 9, 2021February 9, 2021 Hannah Ryan 1191 Views

By Hannah Ryan The human digestive system is one fickle beast. Take this quiz to find out whether your guts

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QUIZ: Do You Deserve A Trump Pardon?

January 19, 2021January 21, 2021 Rachel Michelman 929 Views

By Rachel Michelman It’s the last day of the Trump presidency, which means it’s time for some pardons on his

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Top 10 COVID Friendly Things to Kiss on New Year’s Eve

December 31, 2020January 21, 2021 Jack Martino 588 Views

By Jack Martino Here at The Sack of Troy, we value the safety of our readers during the COVID 19

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Attention Vortex Entertainment 

Ranking Pixar Movies By How Sexually Attracted I Am To The Main Character

December 28, 2020February 6, 2021 Alexandra Ornes 1627 Views

By Alexandra Ornes With the recent release of Soul, Pixar’s 20th animated feature film, the Sack has decided to rank

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Quiz: Which “Dreidel, Dreidel, Dreidel” Lyric Describes Your Sex Life?

December 10, 2020January 21, 2021 Drew Thomas-Nathan 884 Views

By Drew Thomas-Nathan The Sack of Troy’s most brilliant and dedicated in-house sociologists have discovered that every human being’s sex

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Attention Vortex Entertainment 

Top Five Things Carrie Underwood Did When She Got Cheated On

December 8, 2020January 21, 2021 Mia Young 1999 Views

By Mia Young #1 – Dug her key into the side of his pretty little souped up four wheel drive

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