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McDonald’s Adult Happy Meals Reflect 1980’s Nostalgia with Mini Collapsing Berlin Wall Toy

January 16, 2023January 14, 2023 Levi Elias 56 Views

By Levi Elias  CHICAGO, IL – McDonald’s, home of the infamous McDonald’s Sprite, has partnered with Cactus Plant Flea Market

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Best Pickup Lines to Use on Your Hot Relatives

November 24, 2022November 23, 2022 Jess Wild 162 Views

By Jessica Wild Thanksgiving is a time where family has the wonderful opportunity to gather, dine on delicious food, and

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Line Up Ladies! The GEICO Gecko Is Hot Now

September 20, 2022September 19, 2022 Scott Altsuler 440 Views

By Scott Altsuler CHEVY CHASE, MD – Earlier this week, GEICO unveiled a new, sexier look for their iconic lizard,

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Breaking: Bruh

January 8, 2022January 8, 2022 Darrien Snyder 855 Views

“Dude. This completely blindsided me. Who the hell saw this coming? Who could have guessed? I am shocked. I am

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8 Normalized Things We Need To Start Sexualizing

December 14, 2021December 14, 2021 Finn Kobler 4245 Views

By Finn Kobler The last 2 years have been a tumultuous time for everyone politically and personally. Whether it be

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Quiz: Are You Sad or Hungry?

March 4, 2021March 3, 2021 Rachel Michelman 989 Views

By Rachel Michelman COVID-19 has really messed up our lives, which is not cool! Life has been more difficult for

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Quiz: How Alone Will You Be On Valentine’s Day On A Scale from ‘Very Alone’ to ‘I’m Willing to Take a Quiz About This’

February 12, 2021February 11, 2021 Alexandra Ornes 970 Views

By Alexandra Ornes With Valentine’s Day around the corner, the question on everyone’s mind is: how alone will I be

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Quiz: Can You Fully Digest Corn?

February 9, 2021February 9, 2021 Hannah Ryan 1473 Views

By Hannah Ryan The human digestive system is one fickle beast. Take this quiz to find out whether your guts

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QUIZ: Do You Deserve A Trump Pardon?

January 19, 2021January 21, 2021 Rachel Michelman 1114 Views

By Rachel Michelman It’s the last day of the Trump presidency, which means it’s time for some pardons on his

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Top 10 COVID Friendly Things to Kiss on New Year’s Eve

December 31, 2020January 21, 2021 Jack Martino 789 Views

By Jack Martino Here at The Sack of Troy, we value the safety of our readers during the COVID 19

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