New Printer Excited to Repeatedly Ruin Man’s Life
by Rob Smat TROY HALL -- Throwing packing peanuts everywhere, Kyle Clausen finally unpacked his new printer last week. He Read more
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Intern Makes It a Record 35 Minutes Into Workday Before Thinking About Lunch
by Rob Smat COMPUSYS NETWORKS -- Intern Norman has had quite a morning! Between arriving at work seven minutes late, Read more
Flag No Longer Sure Why It’s at Half-Mast
by Rob Smat -- Photo by The Why LOS ANGELES -- For five consecutive weeks now, the American Flag outside Read more
God Doubles Height of Catholic Center Steeple to Match Height of University Village
by Rob Smat USC -- It’s official, Yahweh has declared a major in architecture. When residents of the north end Read more
Ben Isaacson, Actor Who Played Death Star, Dead at 78
by Rob Smat photo by Dork.ly PINEWOOD STUDIOS -- Ben Isaacson, a longtime actor in film and television, was found Read more
2024 Olympics Great Opportunity to Show World Horrendous L.A. Traffic
by Rob Smat photo by Next Web LA MEMORIAL COLISEUM -- The Los Angeles Olympic Committee (LA24), charged with campaigning Read more
Report: Star Wars Land Not Capable of Training Jedi to Combat Sith Lords
by Rob Smat photo by Disney DISNEYLAND -- Disney’s newest Television commercial blares: “A Galaxy Far, Far Away just got Read more
Nikias’ ‘State of the University’ Speech Includes Diversity and Too Many References to Killing Bin Laden
by Rob Smat photo by Gus Ruelas TOWN AND GOWN -- President Nikias gave a bold speech in his annual Read more
‘Oculus Rift Next Big Thing’ Reports Man Who Has Invested $2 Billion in Oculus Rift
by Rob Smat PALO ALTO, CA -- “Imagine your world. Now imagine your world, in the palm of your hand Read more
Report: Song Girls’ Hips Defy Laws of Physics
by Rob Smat photo by Mike Doeff USC PHYSICS -- It’s not every day you discredit 500 years of scientific Read more