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Author: Rob Smat

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New Printer Excited to Repeatedly Ruin Man’s Life

January 17, 2017 Rob Smat 2377 Views
by Rob Smat TROY HALL -- Throwing packing peanuts everywhere, Kyle Clausen finally unpacked his new printer last week. He Read more
Local 

Intern Makes It a Record 35 Minutes Into Workday Before Thinking About Lunch

October 20, 2016October 20, 2016 Rob Smat 2764 Views
by Rob Smat COMPUSYS NETWORKS -- Intern Norman has had quite a morning! Between arriving at work seven minutes late, Read more
Local Politics 

Flag No Longer Sure Why It’s at Half-Mast

August 15, 2016January 21, 2021 Rob Smat 3117 Views
by Rob Smat -- Photo by The Why LOS ANGELES -- For five consecutive weeks now, the American Flag outside Read more
College World 

God Doubles Height of Catholic Center Steeple to Match Height of University Village

April 29, 2016June 19, 2020 Rob Smat 3044 Views articles
by Rob Smat USC -- It’s official, Yahweh has declared a major in architecture. When residents of the north end Read more
Entertainment 

Ben Isaacson, Actor Who Played Death Star, Dead at 78

April 15, 2016January 21, 2021 Rob Smat 3061 Views articles
by Rob Smat photo by Dork.ly PINEWOOD STUDIOS -- Ben Isaacson, a longtime actor in film and television, was found Read more
Local Sports 

2024 Olympics Great Opportunity to Show World Horrendous L.A. Traffic

April 13, 2016June 19, 2020 Rob Smat 2397 Views articles
by Rob Smat photo by Next Web LA MEMORIAL COLISEUM -- The Los Angeles Olympic Committee (LA24), charged with campaigning Read more
Entertainment 

Report: Star Wars Land Not Capable of Training Jedi to Combat Sith Lords

March 31, 2016January 21, 2021 Rob Smat 3023 Views articles
by Rob Smat photo by Disney DISNEYLAND -- Disney’s newest Television commercial blares: “A Galaxy Far, Far Away just got Read more
College USC 

Nikias’ ‘State of the University’ Speech Includes Diversity and Too Many References to Killing Bin Laden

March 2, 2016June 19, 2020 Rob Smat 2253 Views articles
by Rob Smat photo by Gus Ruelas TOWN AND GOWN -- President Nikias gave a bold speech in his annual Read more
Entertainment 

‘Oculus Rift Next Big Thing’ Reports Man Who Has Invested $2 Billion in Oculus Rift

February 23, 2016January 21, 2021 Rob Smat 2292 Views article
by Rob Smat PALO ALTO, CA -- “Imagine your world. Now imagine your world, in the palm of your hand Read more
College Sports USC 

Report: Song Girls’ Hips Defy Laws of Physics

February 9, 2016January 21, 2021 Rob Smat 4322 Views articles
by Rob Smat photo by Mike Doeff USC PHYSICS -- It’s not every day you discredit 500 years of scientific Read more
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