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Trump Pauses Tariffs So He Can Audit A High School Economics Class

April 9, 2025April 18, 2025 Dean Woods 116 Views

Headline by Dean Woods Article by Bill Rockas WASHINGTON, DC – President Donald Trump has placed a 90 day pause

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Elon Musk Raises Arm of Tesla Logo Juuuuuust A Little

February 6, 2025February 11, 2025 Phineas Kelly 274 Views

By Phineas Kelly USA — In a tumultuous beginning to the new year, Elon Musk announced that one arm of

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Supreme Court Bans Weather App While They’re At It

January 20, 2025January 21, 2025 Liam Stephenson 261 Views

By Liam Stephenson WASHINGTON, D.C. –  The U.S. Supreme Court’s decision to ban Tik Tok has extended to other apps,

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Instagram Stories Mourning The Loss of A Nation Interrupted By Fun Birthday Shoutout

November 7, 2024November 8, 2024 Bill Rockas 498 Views

By Bill Rockas LOS ANGELES, CA—As millions of Americans sift through the heated political discourse and cries for democracy’s salvation

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Tim Walz Sticks Landing on Surprisingly Tasteful Tupac Costume

November 2, 2024October 31, 2024 Phineas Kelly 538 Views

By Phineas Kelly WASHINGTON, DC – Vice-presidential candidate Tim Walz made a stir on the campaign trail this week after

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U.S. Government Releases New Military Propaganda Made With Canva

August 1, 2024July 31, 2024 Megan Dang 696 Views

By Megan Dang  WASHINGTON D.C. — The U.S. military has just released propaganda designed using the poster editing app Canva. 

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6 Patriotic Demonstrations You Didn’t Know Were Mandatory!

July 4, 2024July 4, 2024 Phineas Kelly 573 Views

By Phineas Kelly USA – As Americans near and far celebrate the birthday of our favorite nation, we remember the

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“I Know You Are, But What Am I?” and 5 Other Thoughtful Points From Tonight’s Presidential Debate

June 27, 2024June 27, 2024 Megan Dang 935 Views

By Megan Dang ATLANTA, GA — Joe Biden and Donald Trump are beloved by all for their intelligence and virtuousness,

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Rainbow Colored Ohio Water Just Part of Pride Month, Stop Worrying

June 26, 2023June 25, 2023 Aidan Driscoll 1056 Views

By Aidan Driscoll EAST PALESTINE, OH – Recent videos out of East Palestine, Ohio show creeks filled with rainbow colored

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Ozone Increasingly Threatens Clean Energy Companies by Healing

March 1, 2023February 27, 2023 Scott Altsuler 751 Views

By Scott Altsuler BOSTON, MA – After Al Gore invented the environment in 1993, “energy efficient” corporations have spent countless

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