Ozone Increasingly Threatens Clean Energy Companies by Healing
By Scott Altsuler BOSTON, MA – After Al Gore invented the environment in 1993, “energy efficient” corporations have spent countless
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Man Working To Better Himself Looks Fucking Stupid
By Bill Rockas PHOENIX, AZ – Pathetic simpleton Frank Lellen hit an existential crisis at the age of 32, leading
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One Amazon: Bezos Launches Project to Burn Rest of Amazon Rainforest
By Scott Altsuler SEATTLE, WA – Amazon CEO Jeff Bezos has launched a new project that promises complete deforestation of
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CDC: New Bivalent Booster Only Requires 14 Minutes On Plastic CVS Chair
By Joshua Wolk ATLANTA, GA — One month after recommending the updated bivalent booster for all Americans aged twelve and
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