U.S. Government Releases New Military Propaganda Made With Canva
By Megan Dang WASHINGTON D.C. — The U.S. military has just released propaganda designed using the poster editing app Canva.
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6 Patriotic Demonstrations You Didn’t Know Were Mandatory!
By Phineas Kelly USA – As Americans near and far celebrate the birthday of our favorite nation, we remember the
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“I Know You Are, But What Am I?” and 5 Other Thoughtful Points From Tonight’s Presidential Debate
By Megan Dang ATLANTA, GA — Joe Biden and Donald Trump are beloved by all for their intelligence and virtuousness,
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Rainbow Colored Ohio Water Just Part of Pride Month, Stop Worrying
By Aidan Driscoll EAST PALESTINE, OH – Recent videos out of East Palestine, Ohio show creeks filled with rainbow colored
Read moreOzone Increasingly Threatens Clean Energy Companies by Healing
By Scott Altsuler BOSTON, MA – After Al Gore invented the environment in 1993, “energy efficient” corporations have spent countless
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Man Working To Better Himself Looks Fucking Stupid
By Bill Rockas PHOENIX, AZ – Pathetic simpleton Frank Lellen hit an existential crisis at the age of 32, leading
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One Amazon: Bezos Launches Project to Burn Rest of Amazon Rainforest
By Scott Altsuler SEATTLE, WA – Amazon CEO Jeff Bezos has launched a new project that promises complete deforestation of
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CDC: New Bivalent Booster Only Requires 14 Minutes On Plastic CVS Chair
By Joshua Wolk ATLANTA, GA — One month after recommending the updated bivalent booster for all Americans aged twelve and
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