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RFK Jr. Launches ‘Just Say No’ Anti-Vax Campaign

April 4, 2026April 3, 2026 Margaret Danenhauer

By Margaret Danenhauer  WASHINGTON, D.C. – Secretary of Health Robert F. Kennedy Jr. announced a new education venture to warn

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Man Who Restates What You Said But Louder Wins Pulitzer Prize

March 31, 2026March 31, 2026 Charlotte Dekle

By Charlotte Dekle LOS ANGELES — Area man Pat Agonia has just won the Pulitzer Prize for Criticism for restating

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Bari Weiss Guts 60 Minutes; Now 15 Seconds

March 27, 2026March 31, 2026 Khalid Karshe

By Khalid Karshe NEW YORK – Nationwide outrage has erupted following Bari Weiss’ stunning decision to  rebrand 60 Minutes as

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College Politics U.S. USC 

USC Announces Two Separate But Equal Gubernatorial Debates

March 24, 2026March 31, 2026 Noelle Medina

By Jackson Parker and Noelle Medina LOS ANGELES – After abruptly canceling its California gubernatorial debate, USC announced it would

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Erika Kirk Hires Cirque du Soleil Performers for 2026 Tour

March 19, 2026March 31, 2026 Jackson Sneeringer

By Jackson Sneeringer PHOENIX — Famed widow and drag queen extraordinaire Erika Kirk is turning heads yet again following the

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Astrology Girl “Manifests Destiny,” Expands Territory to the Pacific

March 5, 2026March 31, 2026 Gabby Frugoni

By Gabby Frugoni WILLIAMSBURG, VA – Local Aquarius moon Clementine Johnson has conquered and settled the western lands of North

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Canada Blames Olympic Hockey Losses on Lack of Wasians

February 23, 2026March 31, 2026 Jackson Sneeringer

By Jackson Sneeringer MILAN, ITALY — Following an embarrassing defeat by both the USA Olympic Women’s and Men’s hockey teams

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Politics U.S. 

Trump Breaks Ground on New Führerbunker for President’s Day

February 16, 2026March 31, 2026 Rafael Diaz

By Rafael Diaz WASHINGTON, D.C. — As part of his President’s Day celebration, President Trump announced that he will begin

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Jail Actually Housing Upgrade for Many Working Journalists

January 30, 2026January 31, 2026 Margaret Danenhauer

By Margaret Danenhauer  LOS ANGELES COUNTY JAIL — Many journalists who were unlawfully detained by ICE this morning were unexpectedly

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USC Students Take Class Off for Beach Day in Solidarity with East Coast Snow Storm

January 27, 2026January 29, 2026 Gracie Silberman

By Gracie Silberman LOS ANGELES – After seeing New Yorkers enduring a record-breaking snow storm, hundreds of USC students collectively

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