Fraternity Shatters Glass Ceiling, 14 Injured
By Sarah Cortina LOS ANGELES, CA – A local fraternity shattered glass ceilings last night at their biggest party of
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Good Will Hunting Just a Name For Depop Resellers Now
By Sarah Cortina Photo by Nosiuol on Unsplash
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Hot Girl Summer Now Hot When I Pee Summer
By Sarah Cortina CHICAGO, IL — The summer of being vaxxed and waxed turned south for self-proclaimed ‘Chicago hot girl’
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Man Gives His First Blowjob Amidst Lonely National Girlfriend Day; Also Receives
By Luca Soltero Photo by @nicotitto on Unsplash
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Area Man Definitely Not Compensating for Anything
By Alexandra Ornes “Blue Origin New Shepard NS-10 Ignition” by NASA Flight Opportunities is licensed under CC BY-NC 2.0 Modified from Creative Commons
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Student Mistakes Adderall for Viagra, Has a Really Hard Final
By Luca Soltero LOS ANGELES, CA – USC freshman Sydney Caviola reportedly blamed his lackluster calculus grade on mistaking a
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Wildfires Excited for Biggest Night of Their Year
By Alexandra Ornes Picture by Garreth Paul on Unsplash
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Area Man: “If It’s Pride Month, Why Won’t My Dad Say He’s Proud of Me?”
By Sarah Cortina LOS ANGELES, CALIFORNIA – Despite it being pride month, Jason Green’s father still is not proud of
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Area Woman a Libra Sun, Taurus Rising, Narcissist
By Mia Young ALBANY, NY – Area woman Janet Craig is not only a Libra sun and Taurus rising, but
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