SoundCloud Rapper From High School Dropping References To Hometown Like It’s Hot Sh*t
by Rachel Zubli Publicizing on Snapchat that this will be his “big break,” a small-time SoundCloud rapper from your area Read more
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Report: EVKitty Now Bullying Transfer Students for Swipes
by Dan Toomey With a shocking change of character, the once-cuddly, beloved EVKitty is now intimidating transfer students for meal Read more
9-Year-Old Named Howard Too Young to Have That Name
by Amanda Douglas LOS ANGELES, CA – From his days as a toddler to a tween, 9-year-old Howard has always Read more
Dr. Drew Casper Dissolves into Silver Mist Mid-Lecture, Ascends Beyond Mortality
by Dan Toomey NORRIS THEATER -- CTCS 190 students were thrown into shock on Monday when, in the middle of Read more
Roommate Earns Heisman for Interception of Bad Decision Named “Brad”
by Sara Linden CENTURY APARTMENTS, USC-- This week, Sarah Levi became the first woman ever to earn a Heisman trophy Read more
BREAKING: Chocolate Explosion Cake Kills 10
by Jack Hackett LOS ANGELES, CA -- This week a seemingly delectable dessert took the lives of more innocent foodies. Read more
Camaro With Autobots Decal Probably Real Transformer
by Jack Hackett LOS ANGELES, CA -- Local man Spencer Reiss was driving down the 110 last Wednesday when he Read more
Middle School Choir Crushes “Livin’ On a Prayer” Cover
by Susi Basse EUREKA SPRINGS, AL - Hancock Middle School’s Spring Choir Concert was the hottest show in town last Read more
In Race Between Tortoise and Hare, Real Winners Are Those That Profited Off Inciting Race War
by Joey Rayburn THE WOODS - It was only a short few hours ago when the Tortoise, tired of the Read more
Woman Sips Vodka-Sodas Like She Won’t Be Vag Deep in Cheesy Gordita Crunch Within Hour
by Kim Rogers Perched on a barstool at the Baker Street Pub, area dieter Katherine Fink took dainty sips from Read more