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Top 8 People You Found Out Were Catholic Yesterday

March 6, 2025March 8, 2025 Jackson Parker 250 Views

By Jackson Parker LOS ANGELES, CA  — Yesterday, non-Catholics across the globe came together for their annual tradition of being

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Selfish Asshat Who Thinks He’s A Comedian Ruins Perfectly Good Game of Telephone For Everyone

February 21, 2025February 27, 2025 Megan Dang 199 Views

By Megan Dang LOS ANGELES, CA — Last night a tight-knit group of pals playing Telephone had their fun completely

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Local Couple Goes Out For Dinner For Valentine’s Day Like the SHEEP They Are

February 14, 2025February 27, 2025 Levi Elias 198 Views

By Levi Elias LOS ANGELES, CA —  A local straight couple was spotted dining at a fancy restaurant at about

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Former Stout Burger Location Converts Into Spirit Halloween

November 1, 2024October 31, 2024 Izzy Ster 532 Views

By Izzy Ster LOS ANGELES, CA – It’s that time of year again! We all finally have an excuse to

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Universal Studios Reveals USC Career Fair as Latest Horror Nights Scarezone

October 30, 2024October 31, 2024 Gan Tran 328 Views

By Gan Tran LOS ANGELES, CA – It’s that time of year again. The air grows colder, the demand for

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Freshmen Report: Every Friend Group Already Formed

August 26, 2024August 26, 2024 Levi Elias 629 Views

By Levi Elias LOS ANGELES, CA — Move-in day has come and gone, which means every freshman has already cemented

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“I’m Having A Hot Girl Summer,” Says Woman Who Has Spent Every Moment Of It Watching Love Island With Zero Human Contact

July 22, 2024July 22, 2024 Megan Dang 629 Views

By Megan Dang LOS ANGELES, CA — Local delusional woman Rachel Hertzog is convinced that she is having the wildest,

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Opinion: Everyone’s Sex Positive Till They See How I Do It

April 19, 2024April 14, 2024 Bill Rockas 648 Views

By Bill Rockas LOS ANGELES, CA – Modern culture has made leaps and bounds in promoting the values necessary to

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Wow! One Ambiguously Flirty Encounter With A Medium Ugly Man Completely Restores Woman’s Self-Confidence

April 17, 2024April 14, 2024 Megan Dang 632 Views

By Megan Dang LOS ANGELES, CA — Last Friday, college sophomore Heather Roland’s self-confidence skyrocketed after a vaguely flirty encounter

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Mysterious Bookstore Crush Actually Just A Confused, Illiterate Man

March 20, 2024March 17, 2024 Megan Dang 812 Views

By Megan Dang LOS ANGELES, CA — Local BookToker Melissa Ryan was devastated to discover that the mysterious dreamboat she’d

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