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Sad: Neither of This Man’s Secret Families Wished Him Happy Father’s Day

June 22, 2022June 22, 2022 Preston Long 147 Views

By Preston Long ECHO PARK, CA — Saying that the situation had shaken his trust in his families, local man

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Clear Bag Policy Apparently Doesn’t Apply If Bag is Stuffed With Cocaine

May 27, 2022May 27, 2022 Sarah Cortina 287 Views

By Sarah Cortina CHICAGO, IL — Local man Travis Porter was disappointed to find out that Wrigley Field’s clear bag

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Student Finally Watches Hentai Without Subtitles After Four Years of Japanese

May 16, 2022May 16, 2022 Lili Adkins 282 Views

By Lili Adkins LOS ANGELES, CA –– USC senior Simon Griffin reports that after eight laborious semesters of intensive Japanese

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Girl Who “Really Found Herself” Freshman Year Gets Tattoo To Prove It

May 11, 2022May 11, 2022 Alexandra Ornes 467 Views

By Alexandra Ornes LOS ANGELES, CA – Maya Blair, a freshman who “really found herself” this year, finally got the

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Student Turns McCarthy Dorm Into a BDSM Dungeon Using Command Strips

May 9, 2022May 9, 2022 Lili Adkins 810 Views

By Lili Adkins LOS ANGELES, CA –– While conducting a mandatory Health and Safety Inspection in McCarthy Residential College, USC

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Dear Mom: Let’s Not Watch Lady Bird Together

May 8, 2022May 8, 2022 Izzy Ster 307 Views

By Izzy Ster LOS ANGELES, CA — Things went south this Mother’s Day for local girl Emily Moore when she,

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Film Major Minors in Book

April 22, 2022April 22, 2022 Joshua Wolk 310 Views

By Joshua Wolk LOS ANGELES, CA — Last Tuesday, film major Elizabeth Wright declared a minor in book. “They say

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Dehydrated Sorority Girl At Coachella Just Like When Jesus Went 40 Days Without Water

April 16, 2022May 9, 2022 Sarah Cortina 311 Views

By Sarah Cortina INDIO, CA — To culminate the most religious experience of the year for those who(se parents) can

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New FAFSA Form Simply Asks Question “Do You Ski”

April 11, 2022April 11, 2022 Sarah Cortina 566 Views

By Sarah Cortina VAIL, COLORADO — Multiple college seniors were denied collegiate financial aid after answering ‘yes’ on the 2022-2023

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Head & Shoulders to Release New 3-in-1: Shampoo, Conditioner, Antidepressant

March 25, 2022March 24, 2022 Rachel Michelman 472 Views

By Rachel Michelman CINCINNATI, OH — At Head & Shoulders headquarters, Chief Head and Director (CHAD) Pete Davids and ambassador

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