Area Man Definitely Not Compensating for Anything
By Alexandra Ornes “Blue Origin New Shepard NS-10 Ignition” by NASA Flight Opportunities is licensed under CC BY-NC 2.0 Modified from Creative Commons
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Student Mistakes Adderall for Viagra, Has a Really Hard Final
By Luca Soltero LOS ANGELES, CA – USC freshman Sydney Caviola reportedly blamed his lackluster calculus grade on mistaking a
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Wildfires Excited for Biggest Night of Their Year
By Alexandra Ornes Picture by Garreth Paul on Unsplash
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Area Man: “If It’s Pride Month, Why Won’t My Dad Say He’s Proud of Me?”
By Sarah Cortina LOS ANGELES, CALIFORNIA – Despite it being pride month, Jason Green’s father still is not proud of
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Area Woman a Libra Sun, Taurus Rising, Narcissist
By Mia Young ALBANY, NY – Area woman Janet Craig is not only a Libra sun and Taurus rising, but
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Girlboss Alert! Mom Made Fathers Day All About Her
By Emily Torp Photo by cottonbro on Pexels
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Girlboss Alert! Local Woman Uses Neck Massager as Neck Massager
By Alexandra Ornes LOS ANGELES, CA – In a total #girlboss moment last Tuesday, Annie Bridger used her neck massager
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Girlboss Alert! This Southern Florida Gas Station Just Had a “Glow Up”
By Emily Torp CAPE CORAL, FL – This girl (gas station) is on fire! Literally! A Southern Florida Shell Gas
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New Amazon Alexa Feature Orders Tums Every Time A Juicy Toot is Audibly Detected
By Emily Torp SEATTLE, WA – Amazon Headquarters just announced that Alexa will soon be able to automatically order Tums
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Area Man Dies After Eating Raw Donkey Meat, Girlfriend says He Died “Doing What He Loved”
By Emily Torp LAS VEGAS, NV – George Glass, of Henderson, passed away following a tragic incident involving consuming raw
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