Coolest Sixth Grader Ever Throws Ball Far
By Jonathan Krone JEFFERSON MIDDLE SCHOOL — Local sixth grader Jeffrey Sanderson cemented his status as the undisputed king of Read more
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Trendy New Fusion Restaurant Combines Mediterranean Food With Money Laundering Scheme
By Preston Long ECHO PARK, CA — Anyone looking for something a little different from the local food scene is Read more
Huge Skateboard No Match For Tiny Rock
by Seth Woodhouse LOS ANGELES, CA — It was like any Tuesday for Gerald the Carbon GTR Skateboard, as his Read more
Good Cousins Not at Thanksgiving This Year
By Charlotte Phillipp LOS ANGELES, CA — An exciting Thanksgiving afternoon for local siblings Julia and Luke Thompson was quickly Read more
Sweetness of “Local USC Moms and Dads” Facebook Group Sullied by Custody Fight in Comments Section
by Dan Toomey LOS ANGELES, CA — What began as a sparkle of hope amid a semester of despondency was Read more
Tall Guy Could Be Taller
by Keith Herrmann LOS ANGELES, CA – Local tall man Jacob Marzaroli could stand to be a few inches taller, Read more
School of Dramatic Arts and Kaufman School of Dance Team Up to Create New Unemployment Minor
By Karan Menon UNIVERSITY OF SOUTHERN CALIFORNIA – In an effort to expand their scope of academic offerings, the School Read more
Roommate Really Glad You Think the Skeleton is a Decoration
By Jose Cardenas LOS ANGELES, CA — As Halloween rolls around, University of Southern California senior Richard Mortis feels relieved Read more
Student Running to Class Gripping Freshly Printed Essay Like It’s the Goddamn Olympic Torch
By Dan Toomey TROUSEDALE PARKWAY — Students gawked in anticipation and embarrassment on Friday as a heaving, perspiring freshman sprinted Read more