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Student Finally Watches Hentai Without Subtitles After Four Years of Japanese

May 16, 2022May 16, 2022 Lili Adkins 106 Views

By Lili Adkins LOS ANGELES, CA –– USC senior Simon Griffin reports that after eight laborious semesters of intensive Japanese

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Girl Who “Really Found Herself” Freshman Year Gets Tattoo To Prove It

May 11, 2022May 11, 2022 Alexandra Ornes 180 Views

By Alexandra Ornes LOS ANGELES, CA – Maya Blair, a freshman who “really found herself” this year, finally got the

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Student Turns McCarthy Dorm Into a BDSM Dungeon Using Command Strips

May 9, 2022May 9, 2022 Lili Adkins 546 Views

By Lili Adkins LOS ANGELES, CA –– While conducting a mandatory Health and Safety Inspection in McCarthy Residential College, USC

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Dear Mom: Let’s Not Watch Lady Bird Together

May 8, 2022May 8, 2022 Izzy Ster 141 Views

By Izzy Ster LOS ANGELES, CA — Things went south this Mother’s Day for local girl Emily Moore when she,

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Film Major Minors in Book

April 22, 2022April 22, 2022 Josh Wolk 196 Views

By Joshua Wolk LOS ANGELES, CA — Last Tuesday, film major Elizabeth Wright declared a minor in book. “They say

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Dehydrated Sorority Girl At Coachella Just Like When Jesus Went 40 Days Without Water

April 16, 2022May 9, 2022 Sarah Cortina 164 Views

By Sarah Cortina INDIO, CA — To culminate the most religious experience of the year for those who(se parents) can

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New FAFSA Form Simply Asks Question “Do You Ski”

April 11, 2022April 11, 2022 Sarah Cortina 374 Views

By Sarah Cortina VAIL, COLORADO — Multiple college seniors were denied collegiate financial aid after answering ‘yes’ on the 2022-2023

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Head & Shoulders to Release New 3-in-1: Shampoo, Conditioner, Antidepressant

March 25, 2022March 24, 2022 Rachel Michelman 252 Views

By Rachel Michelman CINCINNATI, OH — At Head & Shoulders headquarters, Chief Head and Director (CHAD) Pete Davids and ambassador

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Skateboarder Eats Shit, Contracts E Coli

February 16, 2022February 16, 2022 Jackson Irvine 334 Views

By Jackson Irvine HOLLYWOOD, CA — Yesterday evening medical professionals were called to the home of 22-year-old, self-described home boy

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5 Signs You Might Be Driving Into Oncoming Traffic

February 9, 2022May 15, 2022 Josh Wolk 361 Views

By Joshua Wolk 1. WRONG WAY Red, white, and plastered against a blue sky. So patriotic! If you see this

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