Company Gives Prospective Intern Choice to Absolutely Fucking Humiliate Himself on Phone or In Person
by Keith Herrmann LOS ANGELES, CA – Telling the student to “pick his poison,” a local company offered a prospective Read more
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Threesome Less Fun After Two People Cancel Last-Minute
By Finn Kobler Frat registers shut down by police. Q&A screenings with directors who never showed. That one thing Fetti Read more
Carol Folt Praised for Covering Up All the Scandals So Far
By Jonathan Krone LOS ANGELES, CA — Speaking behind closed doors in a shadowy lair, chairman of the University of Read more
Coolest Sixth Grader Ever Throws Ball Far
By Jonathan Krone JEFFERSON MIDDLE SCHOOL — Local sixth grader Jeffrey Sanderson cemented his status as the undisputed king of Read more
Trendy New Fusion Restaurant Combines Mediterranean Food With Money Laundering Scheme
By Preston Long ECHO PARK, CA — Anyone looking for something a little different from the local food scene is Read more
Huge Skateboard No Match For Tiny Rock
by Seth Woodhouse LOS ANGELES, CA — It was like any Tuesday for Gerald the Carbon GTR Skateboard, as his Read more
Good Cousins Not at Thanksgiving This Year
By Charlotte Phillipp LOS ANGELES, CA — An exciting Thanksgiving afternoon for local siblings Julia and Luke Thompson was quickly Read more
Sweetness of “Local USC Moms and Dads” Facebook Group Sullied by Custody Fight in Comments Section
by Dan Toomey LOS ANGELES, CA — What began as a sparkle of hope amid a semester of despondency was Read more
Tall Guy Could Be Taller
by Keith Herrmann LOS ANGELES, CA – Local tall man Jacob Marzaroli could stand to be a few inches taller, Read more