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By Melanie Hoffmann LOS ANGELES, CA — Despite recent openings of restaurants and retail locations, many offices remain shut due

By Jonathan Krone LUBBOCK, TEXAS – At a local McDonald’s, a violent and dangerous terrorist made an attempt on an

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By Jack Walz LOS ANGELES, CA — In an effort to better understand middle-aged audiences, a team of researchers from Read more

By Melanie Hoffmann TUCSON, AZ — On Thursday, local Tucson resident Winona Clark passed a personal milestone in her fitness Read more

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By Bryn Doyle CARLSBAD, CA – After two months of quarantine and the school year over, University of Southern California Read more

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By Patrick Duffy WORCHESTER, MA — They say that when God closes a door, He opens a window, and while Read more

By Melanie Hoffmann FRESNO, CA — Despite the tragedy of the COVID-19 pandemic, local mother Martha Ginderson was happy that Read more

By Christine Politte PASADENA, CA — For local pooch Murphy, the dog days are over — or at least the Read more