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Colorblind Dumbass Pinched to Death On St Patrick’s Day

March 17, 2023March 19, 2023 Bill Rockas 32 Views

By Bill Rockas BOSTON, MA – Colorblind sixth grade teacher Dave Pendleton arrived at his classroom wearing all red and

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Woman Experiencing “Catholic Guilt” Just Awful Human Being

January 3, 2023January 1, 2023 Audrey Serrano 239 Views

By Audrey Serrano LOS ANGELES, CA — Local woman Meg Bateman is claiming to be a victim of “Catholic Guilt,”

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“New Year, New Me!” Says Woman Whose Greatest Fear is Change

January 1, 2023December 30, 2022 Izzy Ster 99 Views

By Izzy Ster LOS ANGELES, CA – In light of the New Year, a local woman who hasn’t changed anything

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Children of Los Angeles to Charge Santa $2 for Oat Milk

December 20, 2022December 20, 2022 Izzy Ster 173 Views

By Izzy Ster LOS ANGELES, CA – In light of the upcoming holiday, children across Los Angeles County have banded

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New High Fashion Streetwear Brand Just a T-shirt Store

November 30, 2022November 29, 2022 Zoe Rush 157 Views

By Zoë Rush  FAIRFAX, CA — After lining up for the grand opening of the new streetwear brand titled “C10thes,”

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Caruso Mayoral Loss Karma for Closure of Grove American Girl Place

November 16, 2022November 20, 2022 Audrey Serrano 246 Views

By Audrey Serrano LOS ANGELES, CA — Political scientists have determined that the underlying reason for Rick Caruso’s mayoral loss

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LA’s New Favorite Cocktail Just Borg

November 16, 2022November 15, 2022 Audrey Serrano 383 Views

By Audrey Serrano LOS ANGELES, CA — Move over Aperol spritz! After Bella Hadid was spotted sipping translucent pink liquid

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Woman Horrified She Has The Same Zodiac Sign as Genghis Khan

November 2, 2022November 1, 2022 Aidan Driscoll 187 Views

By Aidan Driscoll LOS ANGELES, CA – Imagine for a second; It’s a sunny Friday morning. Breeze rolling in your

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Guy From Alabama Doesn’t Seem Ashamed Enough

October 10, 2022October 9, 2022 Bill Rockas 234 Views

By Bill Rockas LOS ANGELES, CA – College freshman Earl Corlin has been introducing himself as an Alabama native with

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Philosophy Major Tells Grieving Widow What She’s Going Through

September 28, 2022September 27, 2022 Bill Rockas 317 Views

By Bill Rockas LOS ANGELES, CA – Diana Heffler, a recent widow, has exhausted multiple counseling forums, but the student

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