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Opinion: I Miss Trump’s Twitter More Than My Ex

March 16, 2021March 16, 2021 Alexandra Ornes 993 Views

By Alexandra Ornes After the obligatory mourning period, I think I’m finally ready to share my feelings with the world.

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Columns Strong Feelings 

Op-Ed: The Gods Are Displeased

March 9, 2021March 8, 2021 Hannah Ryan 1398 Views

By Hannah Ryan Hark! The Gods are displeased and ‘tis time to talk about it.  Everyone is running ‘round willy-nilly

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College Columns Strong Feelings 

Opinion: Haha U Up?

January 29, 2021January 26, 2021 Professor Dietrichson 1103 Views

By Brad Hey girl, uh haha u up? Covid been hittin’ me with the loneliness so I decided to stop

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Columns Politics Strong Feelings 

Opinion: Now Is Not the Time For Driving a Ship Through Ursula the Sea Witch’s Chest as She Cackles About Ruling the Seven Seas, Now Is the Time For Unity

January 12, 2021January 11, 2021 Drew Thomas-Nathan 1785 Views

By Jetsam We were all shocked when Ursula the sea witch tricked King Triton into giving her his magic trident.

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Op-Ed: Biden Won… So Why Am I Still Depressed?

December 11, 2020December 9, 2020 Alexandra Ornes 989 Views

By Alexandra Ornes SAN FRANCISCO, CA – With Biden’s official win of the electoral college it is guaranteed he will

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Entertainment Local Strong Feelings 

Quirky Yet Relatable Girl Falls Into A Deep Depression After Hearing ‘Parks and Recreation’ Is Leaving Netflix. It’s Me. I’m The Girl.

November 3, 2020November 2, 2020 Alexandra Ornes 1525 Views

By Alexandra Ornes Los Angeles, CA ― On October 1st, 2020 Parks and Recreation, the hilarious and beautiful tropical fish

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Jason Voorhees Enraged After Momentarily Believing a Meme That Said Halloween is on Friday the 13th This Year

October 30, 2020June 24, 2021 Drew Thomas-Nathan 1392 Views

CAMP CRYSTAL LAKE, NJ — Invincible serial killer and bad luck holiday enthusiast Jason Voorhees threw a fit last Sunday

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Editorial Strong Feelings 

Op-Ed: Halloween or Not I’m Tryna Get Piped by Jack Skellington

October 30, 2020October 25, 2020 Callahan Teceno 1364 Views

LOS ANGELES, CA – Once again, spooky season has returned, giving me the perfect opportunity to finally come clean to

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Columns Strong Feelings 

OPINION: Why We Shouldn’t Have Published Mr. Met’s Op-Ed “Let Me Hit Children With a Baseball Bat”

June 25, 2020June 23, 2020 Drew Thomas-Nathan 1374 Views

By Drew Thomas-Nathan LOS ANGELES, CA — Baseball mascot Mr. Met’s essay about wanting to murder children in cold blood

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New Netflix Show With Positive, Nuanced Queer Representation Unfortunately Still Sucks

February 28, 2020July 23, 2020 Finn Kobler 1839 Views
By Finn Kobler After the problematic lesbian fetishism of “Orange is the New Black” and the bisexual erasure of “The Read more
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