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Move Over “Severance”! Apple TV Premieres New Hit Show “Get Out with White People”

May 3, 2025May 3, 2025 Margaret Danenhauer

By Margaret Danenhauer THE SUNKEN PLACE — Following the success of Severance, Apple TV just straight-up made a show called

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Opinion: Why Awkwafina Should Play Ringo Starr In Upcoming Biopic

April 16, 2025April 18, 2025 Gracie Silberman

By: Gracie Silberman LOS ANGELES, CALIFORNIA – On March 31, 2025 Variety announced the cast of the upcoming 4-part Beatles

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Minecraft Movie Starts with Land Acknowledgement

April 14, 2025April 18, 2025 Charlotte Dekle

By: Charlotte Dekle LOS ANGELES, CA—In a bizarre turn for the fantasy adventure comedy that grossed $317 katrillion at the

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Local Man’s Mood Completely Tied to Pokemon TCG Pocket Luck

March 24, 2025March 29, 2025 Nino Muratori

By Nino Muratori LOS ANGELES, CA — It was a beautiful day in sunny Southern California when Braeden Kohler’s friends

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A.J. & Big Justice Pay Respects To Tragic Coal Mine Explosion With Five Big Booms

March 5, 2025March 8, 2025 Megan Dang

By Megan Dang GILLETTE, WY — Social media stars A.J. & Big Justice responded to the news of a tragic

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Racist Caricature Reposted By Elon Musk on X Nominated For 13 Academy Awards

February 28, 2025March 8, 2025 Margaret Danenhauer

By Margaret Danenhauer  LOS ANGELES — Emilia Pérez was nominated for 13 Academy Awards earlier this week, including Best Picture.

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Nosferatu Got Summoned to Jury Duty – What Happened Next Will Leave You Horny

February 21, 2025February 27, 2025 Gracie Silberman

By: Gracie Silberman SEATTLE, WASHINGTON – U.S. citizens called for jury duty faced a rude awakening this week when they

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Kanye Apologizes, Claims Twitter Account Was Hacked by Kanye

February 10, 2025February 11, 2025 Liam Stephenson

By Liam Stephenson WASHINGTON, D.C. –  After an onslaught of racist, antisemitic, and generally bigoted tweets, Kanye West claims that

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Kendrick Hand-Delivers The A Minor Chain to Drake “Just in Case He Hasn’t Killed Himself Yet”

February 9, 2025February 11, 2025 Quinn Healey

By Quinn Healey NEW ORLEANS, LA – Hell hath no fury like a 5’5″ man distraught, and Kendrick Lamar is

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SCA Shrouded in Mysterious Fog to Honor David Lynch

January 16, 2025January 21, 2025 Liam Stephenson

By Liam Stephenson LOS ANGELES –  Following the passing of director David Lynch, USC’s School of Cinematic Arts has honored

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