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Writer’s Strike Catches Up With Succession Finale As Logan Returns And Lays Waste To Westeros

May 29, 2023May 29, 2023 Bill Rockas 57 Views

By Bill Rockas LOS ANGELES, CA – In retaliation with the Writer’s Strike, Max executives scrapped the last episode of

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Frank Ocean Booed Offstage for Drake During Coachella

April 17, 2023April 17, 2023 Audrey Serrano 120 Views

By Audrey Serrano INDIO, CALIFORNIA – On Sunday, legendary artist Frank Ocean was booed off the Coachella main stage by

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We Knew His Ass Was Lying: Harry Styles Spotted Wearing Cargo Shorts

April 9, 2023April 9, 2023 Liam Stephenson 177 Views

By Liam Stephenson LONDON, ENGLAND— After years of successfully pretending he actually likes wearing rompers, British musician Harry Styles has

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Cocaine Bear Spotted with Emily Ratajkowski

March 27, 2023March 27, 2023 Sarah Cortina 226 Views

By Sarah Cortina NEW YORK, NEW YORK — This past weekend, supermodel Emily Ratajkowksi was spotted with Cocaine Bear.  In

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The Sack of Troy Oscar’s Predictions

March 12, 2023March 19, 2023 Staff 122 Views

By Izzy Ster and Bill Rockas Glitz! Glamour! Whites! Sack of Troy has all the accurate predictions made for the

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Equality Win! Pete Davidson Shows Men Can Sleep Their Way To The Top Too

November 22, 2022November 22, 2022 Sarah Cortina 283 Views

By Sarah Cortina NEW YORK — Following confirmation of his latest fling with supermodel Emily Ratajkowski, Pete Davidson cemented his

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Inspiring! NYC Flasher Pivots Into Comedy Career

May 5, 2022July 1, 2022 Aidan Driscoll 551 Views

By Aidan Driscoll NEW YORK CITY, NEW YORK — A famed New York City flasher and public mastrubator has inspired

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Elon Musk Admits How Much He Would Pay To Say A Slur

April 25, 2022April 25, 2022 Levi Elias 718 Views

By Levi Elias “You know that feeling when the one thing you want to do is the one thing that

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Brockhampton Disbands, Will Now Be Grooming Kids Separately

January 14, 2022January 14, 2022 Staff 989 Views

By Staff Brockhampton, a favorite amongst those bitches with the Fjallraven backpacks and Doc Martens, has gone on indefinite hiatus

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5 Hallmark Movies That Will Make You Want to Kill Yourself This Holiday Season

December 24, 2021December 24, 2021 Charlotte Phillipp 654 Views

By Charlotte Phillipp  Nothing makes us feel more festive than a heartwarming TV movie during the holiday season, and the

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