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Film Student Forced Into Intervention Over ‘Whimsical’ Letterboxd Top 4

April 6, 2026April 3, 2026 Gracie Silberman

By Gracie Silberman LOS ANGELES – Student Zoey Matrimony entered her first School of Cinematic Arts class to her professor,

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Timothée Chalamet Named Most Tolerable LaGuardia Student

March 17, 2026March 31, 2026 Gabby Frugoni

By Gabby Frugoni NEW YORK – After making offensive comments insulting ballet and opera, Timothee Chalamet has officially been named

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Oscars Host Still Milking Will Smith Slap For Jokes

March 15, 2026March 31, 2026 Rafael Diaz

By Rafael Diaz HOLLYWOOD, CA — Determined not to let a good comedy cow go to waste, Oscars host Conan

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Taylor Swift Debuts Biggest Backpack You’ve Ever Seen

March 8, 2026March 31, 2026 Gracie Silberman

By Gracie Silberman NEW YORK CITY–  This Sunday, pop sensation Taylor Swift was seen with her posse of Haim sisters

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Revolutionary Male Comic Not Afraid to Make Masturbation Joke

March 3, 2026March 31, 2026 Margaret Danenhauer

By Margaret Danenhauer  BOYSBACKINTOWN, USA – The worldwide comedy scene was stunned, startled and gobsmacked when local comic, Tom Dickinharry,

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Ashamed Leftist Enjoys Country Song

February 26, 2026March 31, 2026 Margaret Danenhauer

By Margaret Danenhauer  AUSTIN, TX — Certified City Boy Noah Wylienout, once quoted saying “country music is like Trump, in

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OPINION: I Took Every Buzzfeed Quiz, The Results Were Frightening

February 6, 2026January 31, 2026 Gracie Silberman

By: Gracie Silberman LOS ANGELES –  2026 is the new 2016 according to my Instagram feed #noticing, but everyone is

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Stranger Things Fans Disappointed by Finale of Noah Schnapp’s Career

January 25, 2026January 29, 2026 Margaret Danenhauer

By Margaret Danenhauer TEL AVIV —Viewers of Netflix’s Stranger Things have expressed their disapproval on social media after feeling “shocked

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Millie Bobby Brown Adopts Fellow Child Actors

January 5, 2026January 18, 2026 Dean Woods

By Dean Woods HAWKINS, IN – Prolific 21-year old actress Millie Bobby Brown, a.k.a. Millie Bonnie Bongiovi, a.k.a. Millie Bon

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Business Bro Confused By New MLM Show

January 4, 2026January 18, 2026 Charlotte Dekle

By Charlotte Dekle THE COTTAGE, CA — Recent USC Marshall graduate Scott Hunter (no relation) has been confounded by the

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