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Equality Win! Pete Davidson Shows Men Can Sleep Their Way To The Top Too

November 22, 2022November 22, 2022 Sarah Cortina 132 Views

By Sarah Cortina NEW YORK — Following confirmation of his latest fling with supermodel Emily Ratajkowski, Pete Davidson cemented his

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Inspiring! NYC Flasher Pivots Into Comedy Career

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By Aidan Driscoll NEW YORK CITY, NEW YORK — A famed New York City flasher and public mastrubator has inspired

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Elon Musk Admits How Much He Would Pay To Say A Slur

April 25, 2022April 25, 2022 Levi Elias 594 Views

By Levi Elias “You know that feeling when the one thing you want to do is the one thing that

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Brockhampton Disbands, Will Now Be Grooming Kids Separately

January 14, 2022January 14, 2022 Staff 844 Views

By Staff Brockhampton, a favorite amongst those bitches with the Fjallraven backpacks and Doc Martens, has gone on indefinite hiatus

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5 Hallmark Movies That Will Make You Want to Kill Yourself This Holiday Season

December 24, 2021December 24, 2021 Charlotte Phillipp 548 Views

By Charlotte Phillipp  Nothing makes us feel more festive than a heartwarming TV movie during the holiday season, and the

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Alec Baldwin Unsatisfied with Shot, Says “Let Me Try”

October 28, 2021October 28, 2021 Levi Elias 858 Views

By Levi Elias “Alec Baldwin” by Gage Skidmore is licensed under CC BY-SA 2.0

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Coronavirus Tests Positive for Ed Sheeran

October 26, 2021October 25, 2021 Staff 962 Views

By Staff  SUFFOLK, ENGLAND — Expressing regret that it hadn’t taken precautionary action against the singer-songwriter, the Coronavirus announced today

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Netflix Announces ‘James and the Giant Peach’ Spinoff, ‘Nicki Minaj’s Cousin’s Friend and the Time His Balls Inflated Like a Goodyear Blimp and Carried Him to Brooklyn’

October 2, 2021October 2, 2021 Staff 531 Views

By Staff “When we saw Nicki Minaj’s Twitter thread, we knew it was a match made in entertainment heaven,” said

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Grimes Now Musk’s X X Æ A-Xii-Girlfriend

September 26, 2021October 12, 2021 Joshua Wolk 602 Views

By Josh Wolk Photo by John Biehler on flickr

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Britney Spears to Be Legally Bound to Another Man

September 13, 2021September 13, 2021 Sarah Cortina 923 Views

By Sarah Cortina “Britney Spears – Femme Fatale Tour (Toronto)” by hnkkk is licensed under CC BY-SA 2.0

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