World – The Sack of Troy

Man Who Restates What You Said But Louder Wins Pulitzer Prize

By Charlotte Dekle LOS ANGELES — Area man Pat Agonia has just won the Pulitzer Prize for Criticism for restating

By Jackson Sneeringer MILAN, ITALY — Following an embarrassing defeat by both the USA Olympic Women’s and Men’s hockey teams

By Gracie Silberman ONTARIO MILLS, CALIFORNIA – A GoFundMe started by College Kids Against Climate Change Club to combat deforestation

By Violet Rose Wang LOS ANGELES, CA – Local bisexual, harlot, and mild Goldfish© fan Violet Rose Wang was devastated

By Kira Wallace ALAKANUK, AK — After decades of organizers dodging each other’s calls, the National Agoraphobia Support Association (NASA)

By Margaret Danenhauer NASHVILLE, TN – Taylor Swift just looked at the sales numbers for Adele’s 30 and sighed…and then

By Jackson Parker VATICAN CITY — In a shock announcement Monday morning The Vatican revealed that Pope Francis has been

By: Gracie Silberman It’s St. Paddy’s Day season, which unfortunately means all the gingers are coming out. Here’s to hoping

By Gracie Silberman WASHINGTON D.C. – Twitter, sorry, X has finally brought back the best invention of all time: viewable

By Nino Muratori KEEBLER HOLLOW TREE FACTORY, PA – Not to get political, but it’s no secret that “Sleepy” Joe