Nintendo to Celebrate Mario’s 35th Anniversary by Blowing Up an Italian Eatery Every Day For 35 Days

By Drew Thomas-Nathan KYOTO, JAPAN — The year 2020 marks the 35th anniversary of the original Super Mario Bros game

Kim Jong-un Goes Into Coma In Order to Weed Out Any Advisors Stupid Enough to Fall For This Again

By Drew Thomas-Nathan PYONGYANG, NORTH KOREA — North Korean dictator Kim Jong-un deliberately faked falling into a coma yet again

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By Finn Kobler A BIG OL’ TIRE, ND – For decades, the location of lost pilot Amelia Earhart has remained

By Drew Thomas Nathan Alternative pop superstar Billie Eilish has become infamous for calling herself the bad guy in her

By Bryn Doyle REDDING, CA – The Twin XL sheets and Facetime schedule were all prepared for August in the

By Drew Thomas-Nathan WASHINGTON D.C. — In the middle of an economic crisis caused by the COVID-19 pandemic, the United

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by Gia King ARSTOTZKA — Move aside, Big Brother, there’s a new metaphorical figurehead for the clear and rapid dissolution

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