From the Archives: Jesus Goes Another Round, Comes a Second Time

By Liam Stephenson BETHLEHEM – After getting stripped to his underwear and tied up to a wooden pole, local wisdom

CDC Releases New Statement For Birth Control Side Effects: “Too Bad, Slut”

By Sarah Cortina ATLANTA, GA — Following a rise in complaints from women about the side effects that often come

By Izzy Ster PUNXSUTAWNEY, PA — This morning, America’s beloved Punxsutawney Phil refused to leave his burrow citing his lack

By Bill Rockas JACKSONVILLE, FL – Researchers at The Institute For Hookup Discovery have found that 90% of porn watchers

By Joshua Wolk WHOVILLE — After waking up little Cindy-Lou Whoberg, Ye was caught tip-toeing into a Jewish household and

By Bill Rockas INDIANAPOLIS, IN – Beloved drunkard Reuben Waine celebrated his employment as a driver by pregaming his first

February 10, 1911 NEW YORK CITY, NY – Life’s a buzz for the lovely ladies of Manhattan’s Triangle Shirtwaist Factory

By Joshua Wolk SOMALIA — Last Friday, two eye-patched founders joined the Fortune 500 with their disruptive cargo startup, Plundr.

By Sarah Cortina AMSTERDAM, NETHERLANDS — Celia Müller, a Geneva native, has taken a sex neutral approach to her sex

By Bill Rockas SEATTLE, WA – Fall is here and it’s time the crematories got in on the fun! All