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From the Archives: Jesus Goes Another Round, Comes a Second Time

April 9, 2023April 9, 2023 Liam Stephenson 154 Views

By Liam Stephenson BETHLEHEM – After getting stripped to his underwear and tied up to a wooden pole, local wisdom

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CDC Releases New Statement For Birth Control Side Effects: “Too Bad, Slut”

March 8, 2023March 8, 2023 Sarah Cortina 209 Views

By Sarah Cortina ATLANTA, GA — Following a rise in complaints from women about the side effects that often come

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Depressed Groundhog: “Who Cares?”

February 2, 2023February 2, 2023 Izzy Ster 256 Views

By Izzy Ster PUNXSUTAWNEY, PA — This morning, America’s beloved Punxsutawney Phil refused to leave his burrow citing his lack

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Study Finds That Porn Creates Unrealistic Expectations For Pizza Deliveries

January 26, 2023January 24, 2023 Bill Rockas 237 Views

By Bill Rockas JACKSONVILLE, FL – Researchers at The Institute For Hookup Discovery have found that 90% of porn watchers

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BREAKING: Ye Caught Stealing Jewish Kids’ Gifts From Under Tree All Along

December 25, 2022December 22, 2022 Joshua Wolk 256 Views

By Joshua Wolk WHOVILLE — After waking up little Cindy-Lou Whoberg, Ye was caught tip-toeing into a Jewish household and

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Man Pre-Games Driving

December 15, 2022December 14, 2022 Bill Rockas 232 Views

By Bill Rockas INDIANAPOLIS, IN – Beloved drunkard Reuben Waine celebrated his employment as a driver by pregaming his first

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From the Archives: Triangle Shirtwaist Factory Rated One of Best Places to Work

November 8, 2022November 7, 2022 Rachel Michelman 270 Views

February 10, 1911 NEW YORK CITY, NY – Life’s a buzz for the lovely ladies of Manhattan’s Triangle Shirtwaist Factory

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These Two Guys With Eyepatches Are Disrupting The Cargo Industry

October 24, 2022October 23, 2022 Joshua Wolk 323 Views

By Joshua Wolk SOMALIA  — Last Friday, two eye-patched founders joined the Fortune 500 with their disruptive cargo startup, Plundr. 

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Swiss Prostitute Sex Neutral

October 23, 2022October 23, 2022 Sarah Cortina 439 Views

By Sarah Cortina AMSTERDAM, NETHERLANDS — Celia Müller, a Geneva native, has taken a sex neutral approach to her sex

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Cremations Now Made With Pumpkin Spice

October 6, 2022October 4, 2022 Bill Rockas 343 Views

By Bill Rockas SEATTLE, WA – Fall is here and it’s time the crematories got in on the fun! All

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