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Confusing: Pope Reincarnated

April 21, 2025May 3, 2025 Staff

By Staff VATICAN CITY  — In a shock announcement Monday morning The Vatican revealed that Pope Francis has been reincarnated

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Top 10 Reasons To Cage All Gingers

March 26, 2025March 29, 2025 Gracie Silberman

By: Gracie Silberman It’s St. Paddy’s Day season, which unfortunately means all the gingers are coming out. Here’s to hoping

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Twitter Likes Reinstated: Girls Around the World Excited to Stalk Their Situationships a Sixth Way

March 10, 2025March 14, 2025 Gracie Silberman

By Gracie Silberman WASHINGTON D.C. – Twitter, sorry, X has finally brought back the best invention of all time: viewable

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The Keebler Elves Break Into the Vape Industry

December 13, 2024December 13, 2024 Nino Muratori

By Nino Muratori KEEBLER HOLLOW TREE FACTORY, PA – Not to get political, but it’s no secret that “Sleepy” Joe

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Lol, Severed Penis on Sidewalk Pretty Small

December 6, 2024December 2, 2024 Levi Elias

By Levi Elias ALBANY, NY — Onlookers on Clarksville Road couldn’t help but let out a little giggle during their

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Report: Hottest Woman You Know Dating A PVC Pipe With Eyes

October 3, 2024October 8, 2024 Liam Stephenson

By Liam Stephenson LOS ANGELES – This National Boyfriend’s Day, the most gorgeous woman to grace this planet announced via

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Male Art Critic Thinks The Mona Lisa Looks Tired, Should Smile More 

October 5, 2023October 2, 2023 Megan Dang

By Megan Dang LOS ANGELES, CA — Self-proclaimed art critic Jeremy Lawther recently visited the Louvre, where he observed that

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From the Archives: Jesus Goes Another Round, Comes a Second Time

April 9, 2023April 9, 2023 Liam Stephenson

By Liam Stephenson BETHLEHEM – After getting stripped to his underwear and tied up to a wooden pole, local wisdom

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CDC Releases New Statement For Birth Control Side Effects: “Too Bad, Slut”

March 8, 2023March 8, 2023 Sarah Cortina

By Sarah Cortina ATLANTA, GA — Following a rise in complaints from women about the side effects that often come

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Depressed Groundhog: “Who Cares?”

February 2, 2023February 2, 2023 Izzy Ster

By Izzy Ster PUNXSUTAWNEY, PA — This morning, America’s beloved Punxsutawney Phil refused to leave his burrow citing his lack

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