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Kanye West Sued for Copyright Infringement by Guy on Street Corner in Iowa

October 25, 2022October 24, 2022 Chelsea Levy 167 Views

By Chelsea Levy SIOUX CITY, IOWA — Self-described “innovator” Kanye West is being sued for copyright infringement by Jim Park

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USC Students Eager To Find Out If They Wasted $200 This Year

September 4, 2022September 4, 2022 Izzy Ster 227 Views

By Izzy Ster and Jackson Irvine In anticipation of the premiere of USC’s newest additions to the football team, including

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Biden Team Luckily Doesn’t Need To Worry About Long Term Covid

July 21, 2022July 21, 2022 Alexandra Ornes 321 Views

By Lexa Ornes WASHINGTON, DC — With the news that Biden has been diagnosed with Covid-19, his team told the

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Capitalism Strikes Again: Amazon Prime Day Just Another Fictional Holiday Invented by the Greeting Card Industry

July 13, 2022July 13, 2022 Maura Ende 285 Views

By Maura Ende KANSAS CITY, MO — Tensions have risen outside the Hallmark Cards headquarters as Amazon Prime Day rages

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Aw!!! Guy You Hooked Up With Last Summer Who Didn’t Wear A Condom Because It’s “Uncomfortable” Just Posted The Politico Infographic On His IG Story!

May 3, 2022May 3, 2022 Kathy Thach 564 Views

By Kathy Thach NEW YORK, NEW YORK — Local woman Cassie Jackson was shocked and angered after logging onto Instagram

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Elon Musk Admits How Much He Would Pay To Say A Slur

April 25, 2022April 25, 2022 Levi Elias 594 Views

By Levi Elias “You know that feeling when the one thing you want to do is the one thing that

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Breaking: Hot TA No Longer Hot

March 7, 2022March 7, 2022 Izzy Ster 1002 Views

LOS ANGELES, CA – Following USC lifting its indoor mask requirement beginning Monday, students across all majors of study fell

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Spotted: Jeff Bezos Touring Future University of Jeff Bezos

February 22, 2022February 22, 2022 Izzy Ster 2106 Views

By Izzy Ster LOS ANGELES, CA — Jeff Bezos was spotted chatting up Carol Folt on Trousdale claiming, “Doesn’t Bezos

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New Los Globos Package Includes Reservation to the USC Hotel

February 21, 2022February 21, 2022 Joshua Wolk 380 Views

By Josh Wolk We’re excited to announce that Los Globos will be bundling a USC Hotel reservation with our brand

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Pitbull Appearance at NASCAR Coliseum Race Just Stray Dog

February 6, 2022May 15, 2022 Joshua Wolk 659 Views

By Joshua Wolk LOS ANGELES, CA — Attendee Chad Watson was disappointed upon witnessing Sparky, an American Pit Bull Terrier,

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