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Jail Actually Housing Upgrade for Many Working Journalists

January 30, 2026January 31, 2026 Margaret Danenhauer

By Margaret Danenhauer  LOS ANGELES COUNTY JAIL — Many journalists who were unlawfully detained by ICE this morning were unexpectedly

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I Pretended To Look Confused At The Timothee Chalamet Lookalike Competition Because #needthat

October 29, 2024October 31, 2024 Noelle Medina

By Noelle Medina NEW YORK, NY – As a woman desperately searching for a scrawny dog boy who looks like

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Alec Baldwin Attends Trump Rally

July 13, 2024July 14, 2024 Levi Elias

By Levi Elias BUTLER, PA – After the dismissal of Alec Baldwin’s dramatic and highly publicized manslaughter trial in the

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In Flight Safety Announcement Suddenly Really Interesting

April 12, 2024April 11, 2024 Jackson Parker

By Jackson Parker DALLAS, TX –  After yet another catastrophic Boeing safety incident on a Southwest flight from Denver, airline

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BREAKING: Somewhere, A Bunch of Nerd Technicians Just Stood Up In Their Little Control Room and Cheered!

February 5, 2024February 5, 2025 Bill Rockas

By Bill Rockas MERRIT ISLAND, FL – Following the successful landing of Odysseus on The Moon, all the cute little

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Divorced Father Wins Children’s Presence at Thanksgiving With Promises of Underage Drinking

November 26, 2023November 26, 2023 Phineas Kelly

By Phineas Kelly LOS ANGELES, CA – In a stunning victory, divorcee Jason Gantt, 47, successfully convinced his two children,

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UN Updates Weapons of Mass Destruction List To Include Uno Reverse Card

November 8, 2023November 6, 2023 Levi Elias

By Levi Elias NEW YORK CITY, NY — This past week, the United Nations Council on Nuclear Domination and World

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Top 10 Couples Costumes To Do with Your Bum-Ass Boyfriend

October 30, 2023October 26, 2023 Scott Altsuler

By Scott Altsuler Caption: Just wait until after the Instagram post Barbie and Ken (Barbie) After the cultural phenomenon of

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Dianne Feinstein Officially Old Enough to Run for President

September 30, 2023September 30, 2023 Liam Stephenson

By Liam Stephenson LOS ANGELES, CA – After former California senator Dianne Feinstein passed away at the ripe age of

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Biden Convinced “Impeachment Inquiry” Newest Ben & Jerry’s Flavor

September 28, 2023September 28, 2023 Finn Rollings

By Finn Rollings Washington D.C. – In a recent White House Press briefing, President Biden erroneously congratulated a partnership between

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