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Intern Realizes Why Adults Are So Sad

August 19, 2016September 12, 2016 Jack Hackett

[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Jack Hackett and Chai Karve DALE & ASSOCIATES — When law intern Chuck Hawkins walked into the office for

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Flag No Longer Sure Why It’s at Half-Mast

August 15, 2016January 21, 2021 Rob Smat

[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Rob Smat — Photo by The Why LOS ANGELES — For five consecutive weeks now, the American Flag outside

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Student Stuck Home Over Summer Claws at Window Like Trapped House Cat

August 3, 2016June 19, 2020 Jack Hackett

[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Jack Hackett and Chai Karve CUPERTINO, CA — Thinking it was a good idea, rising junior Maddox Hamilton decided

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Poor Kid Without ‘Pokémon Go’ Just Throwing Rocks At Animals In Park

July 27, 2016July 27, 2016 Thomas Marshall

[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Thomas Marshall and Jack Hackett LAKEWOOD PARK — I was reading in the park the other day, when all

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Study Abroad Student’s Life Outlook ‘Completely Changed’ by 5 Months in White, Anglophone Country

May 3, 2016 Staff

[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Joseph Grazier LOS ANGELES — Following a semester spent in Melbourne, USC Junior Tommy Barotta has come back, in

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Atheist Vegan Crossfitter Returning from Coachella Overwhelmed by What to Talk About First

April 25, 2016 Staff

[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Kim Rogers and Jack Hackett photo by Popsugar LOS ANGELES, CA — Still wearing her flower crown from the

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Student Can’t Parallel Park, Parks a Mile Away

April 21, 2016June 19, 2020 Jonathan Yoo articles

[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Jonathan Yoo A SPOT FAR, FAR AWAY ––  Jonathan Driver was running late to his first day of work

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Man Cheats on Diet, Diet Kicks Man Out of the House

April 19, 2016 Kim Rogers articles

[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Kim Rogers SAN DIEGO — Southern California native, Dan Willerd, was shocked this weekend to find his clothes, X-box,

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“Good for Them” Thinks Guy Walking Past FemFest

April 18, 2016June 19, 2020 Kim Rogers articles

[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Amanda Suarez and Kim Rogers FOUNDER’S PARK — This past weekend USC hosted FemFest: a concert just for girls

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Hipster Discovers Food Can Still Be Consumed Without Prior Photographic Evidence

April 14, 2016 Chris Dennis

[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Chris Dennis SILVER LAKE — This past week, hipster Trevor Jaxson was reported to have done the unimaginable: eat

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