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Author: Quinton Buxton

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Professor Narrowly Diffuses Ticking Time-Bomb of YouTube Autoplay

October 12, 2017June 19, 2020 Quinton Buxton 4106 Views
by Quinton Buxton, Colin McIsaac TAPER HALL — After showing a YouTube video in his lecture, Professor Crispin Wen’s students watched Read more
College USC 

Student Caught in Rain Uses Spring Admit as Umbrella

February 7, 2017June 19, 2020 Quinton Buxton 4220 Views
by Quinton Buxton USC -- As the recent rain continues to shock and upset Angelenos with its presence, many students Read more
College USC 

Student Reconsiders Being Sick After USC Health Center Insists, “I’m Sure You’re Fine”

January 31, 2017June 19, 2020 Quinton Buxton 3452 Views
by Quinton Buxton USC -- With maladies maliciously spreading across campus, many students turn to the always reliable beacon of Read more
Local Politics 

“This Will Go Over Great!” Says White Guy Dressed For Halloween As Smurf with ‘Blue Lives Matter’ Sign

October 31, 2016June 19, 2020 Quinton Buxton 6896 Views
by Quinton Buxton THE ROW -- This year, Halloween promises to provide students not only with an opportunity to drown Read more
College USC 

New Finger Fountain to Be Pointed at Financial Aid Office

September 22, 2016June 19, 2020 Quinton Buxton 9344 Views
by Quinton Buxton USC -- In light of prominent renovations at the school’s entrance, USC has officially announced that the Read more
Columns Local Strong Feelings 

How to Talk to a Woman Who Has a 100ft Restraining Order on You

August 31, 2016June 19, 2020 Quinton Buxton 4087 Views
by Quinton Buxton and Jack Hackett These days, many women walk around listening to music and carrying their restraining order Read more
Politics World 

Controversial Batman v Superman Case Taken to the Supreme Court

March 28, 2016January 21, 2021 Quinton Buxton 4385 Views articles
by Quinton Buxton WASHINGTON D.C. -- After its third hung jury last Friday, the controversial Batman v Superman court case Read more
College Local USC 

Students on Housing Waitlist Offered Temporary Spot Under the 110 Freeway

March 9, 2016June 19, 2020 Quinton Buxton 3477 Views articles
by Quinton Buxton USC -- Ah, spring. Once again the time has arrived when students scramble to secure their humble Read more
College News in Brief USC 

OJ Simpson Murders the Competition in Double Jeopardy

March 8, 2016January 23, 2021 Quinton Buxton 3696 Views news in photos
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College USC 

Disappointed Student Continuously Settles for Cereal at EVK

February 22, 2016June 19, 2020 Quinton Buxton 4665 Views article
by Quinton Buxton EVERYBODY’S KITCHEN — Earlier today, the dining halls opened their doors for the lunch rush. The kitchen Read more
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