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Film Bro Friday

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Film Major Minors in Book

April 22, 2022April 22, 2022 Joshua Wolk 1172 Views

By Joshua Wolk LOS ANGELES, CA — Last Tuesday, film major Elizabeth Wright declared a minor in book. “They say

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Avid Film Watcher Honestly Just Prefers Premiere

April 15, 2022April 15, 2022 Sarah Cortina 1458 Views

By Sarah Cortina LOS ANGELES, CA — Local SCA (better known as “watch movie for grade”) student Martin Thompson states

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“Film” Just a Movie

February 25, 2022February 25, 2022 Charlie McCollum 1757 Views

By Charlie McCollum LOS ANGELES, CA —  Local film snob and well-publicized threat to women everywhere Marcel Caspér was found

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SCA Temporarily Closed As Proletariat Students Seize The Means of Production

February 11, 2022February 11, 2022 Sarah Cortina 1200 Views

By Sarah Cortina LOS ANGELES, CA — The School of Cinematic Arts has reportedly shut down after leftist students seized

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