Dog Has Person Name
[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Hannah Ceselski PASADENA, CA — The Richardsons, a local nuclear family, decided to expand their family tree this week
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Wow! This Unique Smart White Guy ‘Really Gets’ Rick & Morty
[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Sara Linden USC — Jeremy Riddleton, a genius, reported this week from a discussion in TV Script Analysis that
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Study Finds Stabbing Knife Into Table Still Best Way to Get Everyone’s Attention
[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Drew Thomas-Nathan LOS ANGELES — A newly published scientific study found that the best way to get a room’s
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According to Folk Singer, Next Song Goes “A Little Something Like This”
[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Alex Greenblatt KARMA LOUNGE — A new report from amateur folk singer Don Woodly states that the next song
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Local Shaman Resurrects Picture on TV by Jiggling HDMI
[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Jack Hackett LOS ANGELES, CA — While party host Harold Franks and his friends were watching the Rams game
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Whole Branch of Family Rolls Up With One Side Dish
[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Kim Rogers After hours of toiling over the stove and resetting the oven timer, local martyr Delilah Owens was
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Racist Uncle Outdone This Year By Alt-Right Cousin
[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Veronica Marks PASADENA, CA – As the Simmons family gathered on Thursday to celebrate Thanksgiving, they found that their
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Mediocre Piano Music at RTCC is Greater Constant in Girl’s Life Than Father
[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Eloise Rollins-Fife RONALD TUTOR CAMPUS CENTER — Whether it be Mozart attempted by an aspiring Thornton student, Chopsticks banged
Read moreEvery Week is Sweeps Week for NBC Janitor
[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Thomas Marshall LOS ANGELES — While the rest of Hollywood waits all year for that special week known as
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Annoying Girl at Improv Show Worried She’s Not Center of Attention
[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]By Joey Rayburn TAPER HALL — What seemed like what was going to be a relaxing, jovial evening of college
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