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Author: Sara Linden

College 

Roommate Earns Heisman for Interception of Bad Decision Named “Brad”

April 18, 2018June 19, 2020 Sara Linden 2512 Views
by Sara Linden CENTURY APARTMENTS, USC-- This week, Sarah Levi became the first woman ever to earn a Heisman trophy Read more
Columns Comics 

Benny and the Sharks

February 7, 2018 Sara Linden 2202 Views
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Local 

Local Man “Could Probably Fix That” Himself

January 18, 2018 Sara Linden 2656 Views
by Sara Linden CULVER CITY -- Upon realizing that his washing machine was broken, Sal Smith scoffed at his wife’s Read more
Columns Comics 

God’s Writers’ Room Running Out of Ideas

December 14, 2017 Sara Linden 2584 Views
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Entertainment Local 

Wow! This Unique Smart White Guy ‘Really Gets’ Rick & Morty

November 30, 2017June 19, 2020 Sara Linden 2553 Views
by Sara Linden USC -- Jeremy Riddleton, a genius, reported this week from a discussion in TV Script Analysis that Read more
Columns Comics 

Turkey Roasts Itself

November 24, 2017 Sara Linden 3032 Views
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Local 

Sad Pumpkin on Doorstep Wishes Someone Would Just Put It Out Of Its Misery

November 7, 2017 Sara Linden 4960 Views
by Sara Linden CARDINAL GARDENS -- This year for Halloween, the residents of apartment 10 carved a pumpkin for their Read more
Columns Strong Feelings 

Waiting in Line for Starbucks is My Own Personal Great Depression

October 10, 2017 Sara Linden 3684 Views
by Sara Linden USC -- The Starbucks at the university village isn’t on Tapingo, and we might as well be Read more
Local 

Woman Takes Husband’s Last Name and Complete Identity

September 25, 2017 Sara Linden 3061 Views
by Sara Linden LOS ANGELES, CA -- Many leading activists argue that the practice of a woman taking her husband’s Read more
Columns Strong Feelings 

If Someone Tells Me I Have A Great Personality One More Time I’m Donating to ISIS

April 26, 2017 Sara Linden 2921 Views
by Sara Linden I have been told fourteen times in the last two days that I am “so fun” and Read more
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