Breaking News:
  • Film Student Forced Into Intervention Over ‘Whimsical’ Letterboxd Top 4
  • RFK Jr. Launches ‘Just Say No’ Anti-Vax Campaign
  • Man Who Restates What You Said But Louder Wins Pulitzer Prize
  • Traveler Refuses to Eat Hay: “Only Meat,” Says the Horse
  • Bari Weiss Guts 60 Minutes; Now 15 Seconds

The Sack of Troy

USC's Second Best Parody Newspaper

The Sack of Troy

  • College
  • Local
  • World
  • Sports
  • Politics
  • Entertainment
  • Videos
  • Columns
    • Attention Vortex
    • Dear Mom
    • Girlboss Alert!
    • Reviews
    • Strong Feelings
  • About
    • History
    • Join Us
    • Contact Us
    • Members

Local

Local 

Uncle on Ancestry.com on Brink of Discovering Huge Cover-up in Family History

January 10, 2018 Kim Rogers

[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Kim Rogers While filling in his family tree late Thursday night, local uncle Dan Polinski came dangerously close to

Read more
Local 

Local Man Awfully Smug No One Has Any Allegations Against Him

January 9, 2018 Eloise Rollins-Fife

[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Eloise Rollins-Fife LOS ANGELES– In the wake of recent allegations of sexual misconduct by high-profile men, local man Jason

Read more
Local 

90% of Weeks Declared “Rough” by Monday Afternoon

January 8, 2018 Christine Politte

[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Christine Politte As the semester begins, increasing numbers of students are struggling to get through the week. In the

Read more
Local 

War on Christmas Continues After Local Woman Wished “Happy Honda Days”

December 15, 2017 Joey Rayburn

[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Joey Rayburn ALBUQUERQUE, NEW MEXICO — Uh-oh, everybody. It’s time to batten down the hatches, call your spouse, and

Read more
College Local 

College Freshman Still in Summer Lifeguard Mode

December 12, 2017June 17, 2020 Staff

[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Elise Vondra PARDEE TOWER – Freshman Jeremy Gladen wakes up every morning with a purpose- to ensure the safety

Read more
Local 

Woman Looks at Solidified Jar of Coconut Oil, Feels First Chill of Winter

December 11, 2017December 11, 2017 Staff

[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Kylie Harrington CULVER CITY, CA — Amelia Jones’ mid-December trip to the beach was tragically cut short early this

Read more
Entertainment Local 

Billy Joel’s Bar Mitzvah Solidifies His Transition from Piano Boy to Piano Man

December 8, 2017January 21, 2021 Joey Rayburn

[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Joey Rayburn LONG ISLAND, NEW YORK — He might not have started the fire, but Billy Joel is finally

Read more
Local 

Parents Who Say “Do Whatever Makes You Happy” Rich Enough to Mean It

December 7, 2017 Chai Karve

[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Chai Karve REDONDO BEACH, CA — Lindsay Stauffer’s parents, known to many as Mr. and Mrs. Stauffer, are always

Read more
Local 

Dog Has Person Name

December 1, 2017 Hannah Ceselski

[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Hannah Ceselski PASADENA, CA — The Richardsons, a local nuclear family, decided to expand their family tree this week

Read more
Entertainment Local 

Wow! This Unique Smart White Guy ‘Really Gets’ Rick & Morty

November 30, 2017June 19, 2020 Sara Linden

[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Sara Linden USC — Jeremy Riddleton, a genius, reported this week from a discussion in TV Script Analysis that

Read more
  • ← Previous
  • Next →

Categories

  • Apologies to The Editor
  • Attention Vortex
  • College
  • Columns
  • Comics
  • Dear Mom
  • Editorial
  • Entertainment
  • Film Bro Friday
  • Girlboss Alert!
  • Local
  • News in Brief
  • News in Pictures
  • Politics
  • Reviews
  • Sports
  • Strong Feelings
  • U.S.
  • Uncategorized
  • USC
  • Videos
  • World

Recent Posts

  • Film Student Forced Into Intervention Over ‘Whimsical’ Letterboxd Top 4
  • RFK Jr. Launches ‘Just Say No’ Anti-Vax Campaign
  • Man Who Restates What You Said But Louder Wins Pulitzer Prize
  • Traveler Refuses to Eat Hay: “Only Meat,” Says the Horse
  • Bari Weiss Guts 60 Minutes; Now 15 Seconds

Article Roulette

Graduation Sash Embroidery Malfunction: They All Just Say ‘Cum’

Graduation Sash Embroidery Malfunction: They All Just Say ‘Cum’

May 16, 2025 Ella Grossman No Comment

Archives

© 2026 The Sack of Troy. All wrongs reserved.