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Author: Hannah Ceselski

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Sack of Troy Official Oscars Predictions

February 25, 2019January 21, 2021 Hannah Ceselski 4445 Views
by Hannah Ceselski & Keith Herrmann It's been a busy week here at The Sack, but we finally got it Read more
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Poor Family Uses Bread Instead of Hot Dog Buns

February 5, 2018January 23, 2021 Hannah Ceselski 8977 Views
by Hannah Ceselski SPRINGFIELD, MO -- Every Sunday night, matriarch Susan Hobbes treats her family to a special meal of Read more
Local 

Number of Forks in Take-Out Bag Indicate Woman’s Meal Intended For More Than One Person

January 24, 2018 Hannah Ceselski 2899 Views
by Hannah Ceselski TOPEKA, KS -- Area bachelorette Bethany Burton spent her Friday night like any other, tearing into a Read more
Local 

Dog Has Person Name

December 1, 2017 Hannah Ceselski 3331 Views
by Hannah Ceselski PASADENA, CA -- The Richardsons, a local nuclear family, decided to expand their family tree this week Read more
College 

Selfish RA Keeps All the Good Condoms For Himself

August 29, 2017June 19, 2020 Hannah Ceselski 3975 Views
by Hannah Ceselski PARKSIDE A&H, FLOOR TWO – Senior Eric Ashford was glad to complete his resident assistant duties on Read more
Local 

Heartwarming! This Teacher Has a Handshake with Each of His Students and They Still Hate His Guts

August 23, 2017August 24, 2017 Hannah Ceselski 5765 Views
by Hannah Ceselski TRUMAN ELEMENTARY SCHOOL – Second grade teacher Kevin Wheeler isn’t like other teachers. He’s a cool teacher. Read more
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Summer 2017 in Review

August 21, 2017August 21, 2017 Hannah Ceselski 3175 Views
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Local 

Judas Totally Drops the Ball and Calls It “The Last Supper” to Jesus’s Face

April 17, 2017 Hannah Ceselski 23915 Views
by Hannah Ceselski JERUSALEM – All of Christ’s disciples sat and watched in abject horror as Judas Iscariot made an Read more
Local 

Local Dad Assures Frightened Toddler That Human Beings Are the Real Monsters

April 4, 2017July 31, 2017 Hannah Ceselski 3747 Views
by Hannah Ceselski  |  photo credit CALABASAS, CA -- Local dad Robert Milligan was proud to fulfill his fatherly duties as Read more
College 

Freshman Still Not Sure Which Boy in Her Class to Fall in Love With the Idea Of

February 8, 2017June 19, 2020 Hannah Ceselski 4757 Views
by Hannah Ceselski USC -- Freshman Rebecca Serrano faced a difficult decision as she entered her second semester. She still Read more
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Wednesday Farmers Market Missing, Kale-and-Carrot Chip Levels Reach Dangerous Low

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