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Report: Guys, Elvis JUST Died. Seriously. He Died TODAY.

April 17, 2019January 21, 2021 Joey Rayburn 3947 Views
by Joey Rayburn BUENOS AIRES, ARGENTINA – Elvis Presley, the international superstar best known by his moniker “The King of Read more
Entertainment Local 

Local Cuck Celebrated Valentine’s Day Watching Kenny G Rail Girlfriend

February 15, 2019June 19, 2020 Joey Rayburn 2941 Views
by Joey Rayburn LOS ANGELES, CA – Yesterday, couples across the country celebrated their love with flowers, dinners, and meaningful Read more
Sports 

Super Bowl Party Could Have Just Been Regular Party

February 4, 2019 Joey Rayburn 2687 Views
by Joey Rayburn LOS ANGELES, CA – Across the country, Americans gathered in living rooms and planted themselves in front Read more
College 

Student Graduates Semester Early to Get Jump Start on Unemployment

January 11, 2019June 19, 2020 Joey Rayburn 2642 Views
by Joey Rayburn USC – Senior Roger Morris has just finished college an entire semester early, meaning he's about to Read more
Local 

Man Didn’t Realize He Was Offering Sweatshirt as Collateral in Event of Break-Up

December 10, 2018December 10, 2018 Joey Rayburn 1972 Views
by Joey Rayburn LOS ANGELES, CA – It’s going to be a chilly winter for one local man whose recent Read more
College 

Frat Bros Begin Hibernation After Storing Enough Juul Pods and Misogyny for Winter

December 5, 2018June 19, 2020 Joey Rayburn 3045 Views
by Joey Rayburn THE ROW – With the beer-stained folding tables tucked away haphazardly and the rent deposit hopefully paid, Read more
Entertainment 

Report: Bob Dylan Isn’t Dead, But A Few Of You Thought He Was, Right?

October 26, 2018January 21, 2021 Joey Rayburn 2444 Views
by Joey Rayburn MALIBU, CA – Bob Dylan has prevailed as one of the most surprising artists of the last Read more
Local 

Woman Must Think She’s Too Good for Small Town After Living It Up in Big City

September 14, 2018 Joey Rayburn 3235 Views
by Joey Rayburn MIDDLETOWN, KY – After finishing up her first year of college in Los Angeles, Middletown native Shelly Read more
College USC 

Board of Trustees Replaces Interim President with New Starbucks

August 29, 2018January 23, 2021 Joey Rayburn 9071 Views
by Joey Rayburn USC – After a grueling search to permanently fill the vacant position of President after the resignation Read more
Local 

Summer Fling Ends With a Whimper, Not a Bang

August 21, 2018 Joey Rayburn 3672 Views
by Joey Rayburn CASCO, MAINE – Love was in the air this summer at Camp Manitoba, where for eight weeks Read more
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