Local Woman Sips Vodka-Sodas Like She Won’t Be Vag Deep in Cheesy Gordita Crunch Within Hour April 4, 2018 Kim Rogers 4097 Views by Kim Rogers Perched on a barstool at the Baker Street Pub, area dieter Katherine Fink took dainty sips from Read more
Local Business Presentation Using More Prop Work Than Called For February 12, 2018 Kim Rogers 2651 Views by Kim Rogers LOS ANGELES-- Local advertising agency executives left their all-staff meeting shocked on Wednesday, after witnessing a funding Read more
Local Uncle on Ancestry.com on Brink of Discovering Huge Cover-up in Family History January 10, 2018 Kim Rogers 2362 Views by Kim Rogers While filling in his family tree late Thursday night, local uncle Dan Polinski came dangerously close to Read more
Local Whole Branch of Family Rolls Up With One Side Dish November 24, 2017 Kim Rogers 3004 Views by Kim Rogers After hours of toiling over the stove and resetting the oven timer, local martyr Delilah Owens was Read more
Entertainment Local Area Captain Jack Sparrow Needs Help With His Makeup October 30, 2017June 19, 2020 Kim Rogers 2667 Views by Kim Rogers LOS ANGELES-- Local Captain Jack Sparrow and area Lucille Ball readied their home Saturday in anticipation of Read more
Local Relationship Reaches Milestone as Woman Forgets Own Creative Ambitions October 23, 2017October 23, 2017 Kim Rogers 4253 Views by Kim Rogers After one year of exclusive dating, Chelsea Sawyer and her boyfriend Marshall Brooks took their relationship to Read more
Local Weakest Link Very Enthusiastic About Physical Education Course September 27, 2017 Kim Rogers 2960 Views by Kim Rogers USC -- Monday morning, local “weak link” Garrett Carter got up extra early to stretch for his Read more
Local Area Woman Can’t Hear Date Over Ticking of Biological Clock September 6, 2017 Kim Rogers 2689 Views by Kim Rogers LOS ANGELES, CA-- No matter how close she leaned in, area woman Martha Pratt couldn’t make out Read more
Local Bottom of Ice Cream Pint Only One With Balls to Tell Desperate Woman “Enough is Enough” August 24, 2017August 24, 2017 Kim Rogers 2553 Views by Kim Rogers LOS ANGELES, CA -- After getting laid off in January, desperate woman Marcia Bell cracked open a Read more
College Local Graduating Senior Finds Cute, Cheap Pad in Parent’s Basement May 2, 2017June 17, 2020 Kim Rogers 3210 Views by Kim Rogers LOS ANGELES, CA -- After landing an enviable entry-level position as a hostess at her local Macaroni Read more