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Author: Eloise Rollins-Fife

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USC Diversity Initiative Targets First-Generation Apple Product Users

February 2, 2021February 1, 2021 Eloise Rollins-Fife 915 Views

By Eloise Rollins-Fife LOS ANGELES, CA– The University of Southern California, best known for its scandals and “spoiled children,” is

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“Wait, What’d You Say?” Asks Third Friend On Narrow Sidewalk

October 7, 2019October 7, 2019 Eloise Rollins-Fife 2189 Views
By Eloise Rollins-Fife LOS ANGELES — They say three’s a crowd, and no one understands this better than Freddie Putz, Read more
College 

College Sophomore Epitome of Adulthood According to College Freshman

September 16, 2019June 17, 2020 Eloise Rollins-Fife 1209 Views
By Eloise Rollins-Fife LOS ANGELES, CA —  According to freshman Leah Wolfe, sophomore Emily Griffiths can add a new item Read more
Local 

Anime Kid From Middle School Grew Up Just How You Expected

February 7, 2019 Eloise Rollins-Fife 3401 Views
by Eloise Rollins-Fife LOS ANGELES, CA -- In a completely predictable turn of events, social media posts confirmed this weekend Read more
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Local Man Awfully Smug No One Has Any Allegations Against Him

January 9, 2018 Eloise Rollins-Fife 2517 Views
by Eloise Rollins-Fife LOS ANGELES-- In the wake of recent allegations of sexual misconduct by high-profile men, local man Jason Read more
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Mediocre Piano Music at RTCC is Greater Constant in Girl’s Life Than Father

November 22, 2017June 19, 2020 Eloise Rollins-Fife 3199 Views
by Eloise Rollins-Fife RONALD TUTOR CAMPUS CENTER -- Whether it be Mozart attempted by an aspiring Thornton student, Chopsticks banged Read more

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