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College USC 

USC Closely Monitoring the Situation of Whether You’ve Paid Tuition Yet

December 27, 2021December 27, 2021 Veronica Marks 840 Views

By Veronica Marks LOS ANGELES, CA – In light of the increased spread of the Omicron variant, many in the

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Steve Kornacki Actually Just Playing Fruit Ninja

November 4, 2020June 12, 2021 Veronica Marks 949 Views

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Girlboss Alert! 

Girlboss Alert! Woman, Who is My Boss, Fired Me to Maximize Profits

October 5, 2020October 10, 2020 Veronica Marks 1344 Views

By Veronica Marks Yas, queen! Feminism reached unseen heights today when my #Girlboss Melissa fired me from my job like

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USC Tears Down Low-Income Housing to Build Diversity, Equity, & Inclusion Center

June 15, 2020June 19, 2020 Veronica Marks 1646 Views
By Veronica Marks LOS ANGELES, CA — Following weeks of letters, petitions, and protests to dismantle racial inequality at the Read more
Attention Vortex Columns 

I Slept With Every Cast Member of the Classic 80s Sitcom “Lotta Family” Only to Find Out it Never Existed. Here’s What I Learned.

April 23, 2019April 23, 2019 Veronica Marks 3808 Views
by Veronica Marks We all treasure the beloved sitcoms of the 1980s. From Full House to Cheers to Lotta Family, Read more
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Gogurt Twitter Account Begging for Sweet, Sweet Release of Death

March 4, 2019March 4, 2019 Veronica Marks 2694 Views
by Veronica Marks Users of Twitter were alarmed on Tuesday when they woke up to posts from the popular yogurt Read more
College 

Take-Home Final Won’t Leave, Wants to Get Breakfast

December 12, 2018June 19, 2020 Veronica Marks 1706 Views
by Veronica Marks LOS ANGELES, CA - This morning, after college junior Matthew Fuller had already done his take-home final, Read more
Local 

Scientists Still Unable to Discover Normal Reason Why Straight Dude Would Want to Become Gynecologist

September 4, 2018March 25, 2021 Veronica Marks 5780 Views
By Veronica Marks PALO ALTO, CA - Despite several years of research, lab work, and brainstorming sessions, the effort led Read more
Entertainment Local 

Girl From High School Still Doing Theatre

March 20, 2018January 21, 2021 Veronica Marks 4142 Views
by Veronica Marks BOSTON, MA - Despite graduating high school and reaching adulthood, reports have confirmed that Jamie Harrington is Read more
Entertainment 

Following Success of “Black Panther,” Industry Greenlights More Movies About Panthers

March 1, 2018January 21, 2021 Veronica Marks 4154 Views
by Veronica Marks HOLLYWOOD, CA - After Black Panther made $520 million in its first weekend, the film industry took Read more
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