LA to Create Program to Divert Mental Health Calls From Stoic Dads Saying “Tough It Up”
By Drew Thomas-Nathan LOS ANGELES, CA — The Los Angeles City Council unanimously voted Wednesday to create a pilot program
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Nation Finally Free to Think About Other Terrible Things
By Drew Thomas-Nathan WASHINGTON, DC — With the voters of the United States of America choosing to elect a president
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Jason Voorhees Enraged After Momentarily Believing a Meme That Said Halloween is on Friday the 13th This Year
CAMP CRYSTAL LAKE, NJ — Invincible serial killer and bad luck holiday enthusiast Jason Voorhees threw a fit last Sunday
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Girlboss Alert! These Scientists Created a Theme Park With Only Girl Dinosaurs
By Drew Thomas-Nathan ISLA NUBLAR — Watch out Disney World! Fuck off Universal Studios! Eat shit Seaworld! There’s a new
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Girlboss Alert! This Video Game Boss is a Girl
By Drew Thomas-Nathan VALENCIA, CA — That’s another glass ceiling shattered as area gamer Alexander Dawson confirmed that the boss
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“Rats! Foiled Again!” Announce Senate Republicans Accused of Hypocrisy
By Drew Thomas-Nathan WASHINGTON DC — Senate Republicans released a statement of defeat last Friday following a deluge of #resistance
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Report: Jenna’s Mom Says Hi
By Drew Thomas-Nathan PASADENA, CA — You’ll never guess who I just saw at Kmart: Jenna’s Mom! By the way,
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A Group of College Students Knew They Had Chainsaw Hands. They Played Patty Cake Anyways.
By Drew Thomas-Nathan OXFORD, OH — When a police officer pulled up to a house near the Miami University campus
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Nintendo to Celebrate Mario’s 35th Anniversary by Blowing Up an Italian Eatery Every Day For 35 Days
By Drew Thomas-Nathan KYOTO, JAPAN — The year 2020 marks the 35th anniversary of the original Super Mario Bros game
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