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New Head of CDC Says Batman Doesn’t Have to Wear a Mask Anymore

May 4, 2021June 9, 2021 Drew Thomas-Nathan 455 Views

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Review: ‘Godzilla vs. Kong’ Refreshingly Features Monster Fights Instead of Pitting Successful, Talented Women Against Each Other

April 5, 2021April 5, 2021 Drew Thomas-Nathan 663 Views

By Drew Thomas-Nathan There’s a scene in Adam Wingard’s “Godzilla vs. Kong” where the towering ape (not a “monke” as

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Opinion: Now Is Not the Time For Driving a Ship Through Ursula the Sea Witch’s Chest as She Cackles About Ruling the Seven Seas, Now Is the Time For Unity

January 12, 2021January 11, 2021 Drew Thomas-Nathan 1166 Views

By Jetsam We were all shocked when Ursula the sea witch tricked King Triton into giving her his magic trident.

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Measles, Polio Assure Sobbing COVID-19 That a Vaccine Doesn’t Mean Extinction

January 12, 2021January 10, 2021 Drew Thomas-Nathan 807 Views

By Drew Thomas-Nathan WESTWOOD, CA — A vaccine for COVID-19 is finally here and just starting to be distributed. Sensing

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“New Year, New Me!” Says Alien Body Snatcher

January 1, 2021January 1, 2021 Drew Thomas-Nathan 555 Views

By Drew Thomas-Nathan LOS FELIZ, CA — With another year in the can, some are already looking forward to the

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Film Connoisseur Would Rather Die Than Watch Godzilla vs Kong at Home

December 30, 2020January 21, 2021 Drew Thomas-Nathan 512 Views

By Drew Thomas-Nathan SILVER LAKE, CA — Following Warner Brothers Studios’ announcement that its entire 2021 slate of films would

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Quiz: Which “Dreidel, Dreidel, Dreidel” Lyric Describes Your Sex Life?

December 10, 2020January 21, 2021 Drew Thomas-Nathan 884 Views

By Drew Thomas-Nathan The Sack of Troy’s most brilliant and dedicated in-house sociologists have discovered that every human being’s sex

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LA to Create Program to Divert Mental Health Calls From Stoic Dads Saying “Tough It Up”

December 3, 2020January 21, 2021 Drew Thomas-Nathan 614 Views

By Drew Thomas-Nathan LOS ANGELES, CA — The Los Angeles City Council unanimously voted Wednesday to create a pilot program

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Nation Finally Free to Think About Other Terrible Things

November 9, 2020January 21, 2021 Drew Thomas-Nathan 531 Views

By Drew Thomas-Nathan WASHINGTON, DC — With the voters of the United States of America choosing to elect a president

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Jason Voorhees Enraged After Momentarily Believing a Meme That Said Halloween is on Friday the 13th This Year

October 30, 2020June 24, 2021 Drew Thomas-Nathan 1017 Views

CAMP CRYSTAL LAKE, NJ — Invincible serial killer and bad luck holiday enthusiast Jason Voorhees threw a fit last Sunday

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