Three Little Pigs Not Allowed to Testify, Big Bad Wolf Acquitted
[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]By Seth Woodhouse THE BIG WIDE WORLD — The Aesopnate voted narrowly Friday to bring the imscreechment trial of the
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All the Memories From Before Mom Died That Are Now Available On Disney+
[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]By Drew Thomas-Nathan ANAHEIM, CA — The streaming wars are heating up, and your entertainment overlords over at the Walt
Read moreHeartwarming: Nick and Joe Always Let Kevin Press the Button in the Elevator
[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Ethan Thomson The Jonas Brothers’ Happiness Begins tour is about as hot as Nick and Joe right now. While
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Youngest Child Kind of a Dud
[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]By Amanda Douglas PLEASANTON, CA – Reputable sources recently confirmed what everyone in his life already knew: second-grader Lawrence Duncan,
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“Something Ain’t Right,” Says Man Stopping to Hear the Leaves Rustle
[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]By Drew Thomas-Nathan BUMFUCK, WY — It was a sunny, hazy afternoon when a red Ford pickup truck pulled over
Read moreMorning Mom Report: Your Cousin Tommy Is Engaged
[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]By Charlotte Phillipp According to a phone call by Mom this morning, your cousin Tommy Jankowski, 31, proposed to his
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Study Finds Students Retain Information Better If They Hand-Write It Instead Of Typing The Phrase ‘Snail-Penis’ Until The End Of The Lecture
[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]By Finn Kobler The Pew Research Center recently released a bold claim that’s been impacting colleges across the country: students
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Woman Fishing for Compliments Accidentally Catches Big, Gross Halibut
[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]By Amanda Douglas SAN FRANCISCO, CA — California native Olive Hayes was fishing for compliments at friend Angie Clark’s engagement
Read moreReport: Guys, Elvis JUST Died. Seriously. He Died TODAY.
[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Joey Rayburn BUENOS AIRES, ARGENTINA – Elvis Presley, the international superstar best known by his moniker “The King of
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