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Editorial Entertainment 

5 Hallmark Movies That Will Make You Want to Kill Yourself This Holiday Season

December 24, 2021December 24, 2021 Charlotte Phillipp 776 Views

By Charlotte Phillipp  Nothing makes us feel more festive than a heartwarming TV movie during the holiday season, and the

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Entertainment News in Pictures 

Breaking! Paddington Bear Has Murdered Orson Welles

May 5, 2021June 12, 2021 Charlotte Phillipp 771 Views

By Charlotte Phillipp Paddington “Paddington” at Opening Ceremony of the 28th Tokyo International Film Festival

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Local Politics 

“Wow, It’s Just Like Parasite!” Says Los Feliz Dad Who Owns Not One, But Two Lexuses

January 7, 2021January 7, 2021 Charlotte Phillipp 811 Views

By Charlotte Phillipp LOS FELIZ, LOS ANGELES — The situation in the White House is exactly like Bong Joon-ho’s “Parasite,”

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Local 

Breaking: On Top of Everything Else, Now It’s Cold Outside

December 21, 2020December 21, 2020 Charlotte Phillipp 772 Views

By Charlotte Phillipp MADISON, WISCONSIN — On top of the daily horrors that we now call “life,” experts have confirmed

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Local 

Former School Bully Reaches Out to Classmates to Apologize, Sell Pyramid Scheme Knives

December 1, 2020November 30, 2020 Charlotte Phillipp 1502 Views

By Charlotte Phillipp COSTA MESA, CA. – Former high school bully Bryleigh Davis has decided to turn a new leaf

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Entertainment Local 

As Fall Musical Season Approaches, Theatre Students Facing Epidemic of No One Paying Attention to Them in Denny’s

November 12, 2020January 21, 2021 Charlotte Phillipp 1000 Views

By Charlotte Phillipp SCHAUMBURG, IL – On a regular November night at any given suburban Denny’s, the restaurant’s dining room

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Local 

Halloween Fashion! How to Wear A Mask and a Cat Ear Headband at the Same Time- Oh God We’re in Hell, Aren’t We?

October 27, 2020October 25, 2020 Charlotte Phillipp 1058 Views

By Charlotte Phillip These are some turbulent times, but no matter what your plans are for the spooky season, Sack

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Attention Vortex Entertainment 

Top 10 Scary Movies For Halloween Your Mom Can’t Think of the Name Of

October 27, 2020October 25, 2020 Charlotte Phillipp 5932 Views

By Charlotte Phillipp We checked in with Mom to find out what her 10 favorite movies were for the spooky

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Local 

Good Cousins Not at Thanksgiving This Year

November 28, 2019July 23, 2020 Charlotte Phillipp 2019 Views
By Charlotte Phillipp LOS ANGELES, CA — An exciting Thanksgiving afternoon for local siblings Julia and Luke Thompson was quickly Read more
World 

Morning Mom Report: Your Cousin Tommy Is Engaged

September 30, 2019January 21, 2021 Charlotte Phillipp 1437 Views
By Charlotte Phillipp According to a phone call by Mom this morning, your cousin Tommy Jankowski, 31, proposed to his Read more

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