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School of Dramatic Arts Announces Performative Activism Class

January 12, 2022January 12, 2022 Preston Long 569 Views

By Preston Long Against the backdrop of rampant inequality and rising social tensions, The School of Dramatic Arts announced a

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History Repeats Itself: It’s January 6th Again

January 6, 2022January 6, 2022 Preston Long 480 Views

By Preston Long WASHINGTON – Exactly one year after the darkest day in recent memory, millions of Americans were shocked

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New CDC Guidelines Recommend Quantum Paradoxes as Way to Safely Mask, Unmask at Same Time

May 18, 2021June 9, 2021 Preston Long 616 Views

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Youth Soccer Star Who Missed Easy Shot Probably Taking a Dive For the Mob

April 27, 2021June 12, 2021 Preston Long 814 Views

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Apology: We Wrote a Report on Biden’s Fiscal Policy, But Devious Leprechauns Dyed it Green

March 17, 2021June 9, 2021 Preston Long 825 Views

By Preston Long LOS ANGELES, CA —At its founding, the Sack of Troy dedicated itself to one thing: holding the

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Sadomasochist Lego Man Likes Being Stepped On

February 8, 2021June 9, 2021 Preston Long 478 Views

By Preston Long Photo by Marcel Straub on Unsplash

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Ballot Box Near Library Finds Dozens of Votes Cast for “Eat, Pray, Love”

November 4, 2020June 9, 2021 Preston Long 557 Views

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Politics 

Trump Administration Creates ‘Grumbo the Anthrax Goblin’ to Warn Children about Dangers of Mail-in Ballots

October 29, 2020June 10, 2021 Preston Long 743 Views

By Preston Long WASHINGTON, DC — Citing the alarming surge in absentee voter registration, the Trump administration announced its new

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Jeb Bush Accused of Using Political Influence to Land Son Cushy Job at Wendy’s

October 23, 2020June 9, 2021 Preston Long 701 Views

By Preston Long CORAL GABLES, FL – In another troubling example of political corruption and cronyism, Jeb Bush was caught

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Jeffrey Katzenberg Insists Quibi Would Have Succeeded with Better Timing, Better Marketing, Better UI, Better Pricing, Better Release Strategy, Better Content, and Better Core Concept

October 22, 2020June 9, 2021 Preston Long 658 Views

By Preston Long “Jeffrey Katzenberg” by Gage Skidmore is licensed under CC BY-SA 2.0

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