Report: Kid Tripping During Soccer Game Probably Taking a Fall for the Mob
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Apology: We Were Going to Publish a Hard-Hitting Article on Biden’s Fiscal Policy, But Mischievous Leprechauns Dyed the Whole Thing Green
By Preston Long LOS ANGELES, CA —At its founding, the Sack of Troy dedicated itself to one thing: holding the
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Sadomasochist Lego Man Likes Being Stepped On
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Trump Administration Creates ‘Grumbo the Anthrax Goblin’ to Teach Children about Dangers of Mail-in Ballots
By Preston Long WASHINGTON, DC — Citing the alarming surge in absentee voter registration, the Trump administration announced ‘Grumbo the
Read moreJeb Bush Accused of Using Political Influence to Land Son Cushy Job at Wendy’s
By Preston Long CORAL GABLES, FL – In yet another troubling example of political corruption and cronyism, Jeb Bush was
Read moreAmazon To Donate Organs From Employees Who Die On The Job
By Preston Long SEATTLE, WA — In an act of remarkable corporate philanthropy, online retail juggernaut Amazon announced today that
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