Sadomasochist Lego Man Likes Being Stepped On
By Preston Long
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Author: Preston Long
Trump Administration Creates ‘Grumbo the Anthrax Goblin’ to Teach Children about Dangers of Mail-in Ballots
By Preston Long WASHINGTON, DC — Citing the alarming surge in absentee voter registration, the Trump administration announced ‘Grumbo the
Read moreJeb Bush Accused of Using Political Influence to Land Son Cushy Job at Wendy’s
By Preston Long CORAL GABLES, FL – In yet another troubling example of political corruption and cronyism, Jeb Bush was
Read moreAmazon To Donate Organs From Employees Who Die On The Job
By Preston Long SEATTLE, WA — In an act of remarkable corporate philanthropy, online retail juggernaut Amazon announced today that
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New Financial Aid Package Just Bag of Magic Beans
By Preston Long LOS ANGELES, CA — As her student body buckled under the weight of layoffs, tuition increases, and
Read moreFacebook to Ban Deepfakes Unless They’re Mark Zuckerberg’s Face on a Hunky, Muscular Body
By Preston Long MENLO PARK, CA — Facebook joined the fight against disinformation last week when Chief Technical Officer Mike
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