New CDC Guidelines Recommend Quantum Paradoxes as Way to Safely Mask, Unmask at Same Time
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Apology: We Wrote a Report on Biden’s Fiscal Policy, But Devious Leprechauns Dyed it Green
By Preston Long LOS ANGELES, CA —At its founding, the Sack of Troy dedicated itself to one thing: holding the
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Sadomasochist Lego Man Likes Being Stepped On
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Trump Administration Creates ‘Grumbo the Anthrax Goblin’ to Warn Children about Dangers of Mail-in Ballots
By Preston Long WASHINGTON, DC — Citing the alarming surge in absentee voter registration, the Trump administration announced its new
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Jeb Bush Accused of Using Political Influence to Land Son Cushy Job at Wendy’s
By Preston Long CORAL GABLES, FL – In another troubling example of political corruption and cronyism, Jeb Bush was caught
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Jeffrey Katzenberg Insists Quibi Would Have Succeeded with Better Timing, Better Marketing, Better UI, Better Pricing, Better Release Strategy, Better Content, and Better Core Concept
By Preston Long “Jeffrey Katzenberg” by Gage Skidmore is licensed under CC BY-SA 2.0
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“We Must Separate the Art from the Artist” Says Surgeon Removing Clay Shards From Sculptor’s Eye
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Read moreAmazon To Donate Organs From Employees Who Die On The Job
By Preston Long SEATTLE, WA — In an act of remarkable corporate philanthropy, online retail juggernaut Amazon announced today that
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