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Sad: Neither of This Man’s Secret Families Wished Him Happy Father’s Day

June 22, 2022June 22, 2022 Preston Long 1011 Views

By Preston Long ECHO PARK, CA — Saying that the situation had shaken his trust in his families, local man

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College News in Brief USC 

School of Dramatic Arts Announces Performative Activism Class

January 12, 2022January 12, 2022 Preston Long 2221 Views

By Preston Long Against the backdrop of rampant inequality and rising social tensions, The School of Dramatic Arts announced a

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Politics 

History Repeats Itself: It’s January 6th Again

January 6, 2022January 6, 2022 Preston Long 1809 Views

By Preston Long WASHINGTON – Exactly one year after the darkest day in recent memory, millions of Americans were shocked

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News in Pictures Politics 

New CDC Guidelines Recommend Quantum Paradoxes as Way to Safely Mask, Unmask at Same Time

May 18, 2021June 9, 2021 Preston Long 1374 Views

By Preston Long

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News in Pictures Sports 

Youth Soccer Star Who Missed Easy Shot Probably Taking a Dive For the Mob

April 27, 2021June 12, 2021 Preston Long 1608 Views

By Preston Long

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Local News in Brief 

Apology: We Wrote a Report on Biden’s Fiscal Policy, But Devious Leprechauns Dyed it Green

March 17, 2021June 9, 2021 Preston Long 1816 Views

By Preston Long LOS ANGELES, CA —At its founding, the Sack of Troy dedicated itself to one thing: holding the

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News in Pictures 

Sadomasochist Lego Man Likes Being Stepped On

February 8, 2021June 9, 2021 Preston Long 1363 Views

By Preston Long Photo by Marcel Straub on Unsplash

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News in Pictures Politics 

Ballot Box Near Library Finds Dozens of Votes Cast for “Eat, Pray, Love”

November 4, 2020June 9, 2021 Preston Long 1320 Views

By Preston Long

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Politics 

Trump Administration Creates ‘Grumbo the Anthrax Goblin’ to Warn Children about Dangers of Mail-in Ballots

October 29, 2020June 10, 2021 Preston Long 1703 Views

By Preston Long WASHINGTON, DC — Citing the alarming surge in absentee voter registration, the Trump administration announced its new

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Politics 

Jeb Bush Accused of Using Political Influence to Land Son Cushy Job at Wendy’s

October 23, 2020June 9, 2021 Preston Long 1542 Views

By Preston Long CORAL GABLES, FL – In another troubling example of political corruption and cronyism, Jeb Bush was caught

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