Youngest Child Kind of a Dud
By Amanda Douglas PLEASANTON, CA – Reputable sources recently confirmed what everyone in his life already knew: second-grader Lawrence Duncan, Read more
Author: Amanda Douglas
“Me, Myself, and I Love the Carpool Lane,” Declares Man Minutes Before Massive Fine
By Amanda Douglas PALMDALE, CA – In a devastating misstep, local commuter Terry Moore proclaimed, “Me, myself, and I love Read more
Woman Fishing for Compliments Accidentally Catches Big, Gross Halibut
By Amanda Douglas SAN FRANCISCO, CA — California native Olive Hayes was fishing for compliments at friend Angie Clark’s engagement Read more
Local Man Mows Lawn Like He Doesn’t Have a Second Family
by Amanda Douglas SONOMA, CA – On Thursday morning, Sonoma residents found Greg Geffen once again mowing his lawn like Read more
Friendly Reminder Actually Kind of Bitchy
by Amanda Douglas LOS ANGELES, CA – Last week, tenants of Glendale Apartments received an email from their landlord Eli Read more
Audience at Concert Has Surprisingly Deep Voice
by Amanda Douglas OAKLAND, CA – At a recent Oracle concert, patrons and employees alike were shocked by the surprisingly Read more
Report: Praying Mantis Loses Faith in God
by Amanda Douglas Praying Mantis Phil Mayes recently lost faith in God, he reported on Tuesday afternoon. Mayes grew up Read more
Song Fast But Sad
by Amanda Douglas LOS ANGELES, CA – Across the United States last Thursday, listeners tuned into 307.5 XM radio heard Read more
Bicycle Cop Races Through Village in Hot Pursuit of Dignity
by Amanda Douglas USC VILLAGE – Bicycle cops roam the Village at all times, keeping their eyes peeled for reckless Read more
9-Year-Old Named Howard Too Young to Have That Name
by Amanda Douglas LOS ANGELES, CA – From his days as a toddler to a tween, 9-year-old Howard has always Read more