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Author: Amanda Douglas

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Struggling Writer Stands Beside Pile of Crumpled Computers

August 11, 2020August 12, 2020 Amanda Douglas 807 Views

By Amanda Douglas NORFOLK, VA –Last Thursday, Erin Rogers found herself once again surrounded by a pile of crumpled computers

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Youngest Child Kind of a Dud

October 28, 2019 Amanda Douglas 1134 Views
By Amanda Douglas PLEASANTON, CA – Reputable sources recently confirmed what everyone in his life already knew: second-grader Lawrence Duncan, Read more
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“Me, Myself, and I Love the Carpool Lane,” Declares Man Minutes Before Massive Fine

October 21, 2019 Amanda Douglas 901 Views
By Amanda Douglas PALMDALE, CA – In a devastating misstep, local commuter Terry Moore proclaimed, “Me, myself, and I love Read more
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Woman Fishing for Compliments Accidentally Catches Big, Gross Halibut

September 13, 2019September 12, 2019 Amanda Douglas 1358 Views
By Amanda Douglas SAN FRANCISCO, CA — California native Olive Hayes was fishing for compliments at friend Angie Clark’s engagement Read more
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Local Man Mows Lawn Like He Doesn’t Have a Second Family

April 22, 2019 Amanda Douglas 2107 Views
by Amanda Douglas SONOMA, CA – On Thursday morning, Sonoma residents found Greg Geffen once again mowing his lawn like Read more
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Friendly Reminder Actually Kind of Bitchy

November 26, 2018 Amanda Douglas 1338 Views
by Amanda Douglas LOS ANGELES, CA – Last week, tenants of Glendale Apartments received an email from their landlord Eli Read more
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Audience at Concert Has Surprisingly Deep Voice

October 24, 2018January 21, 2021 Amanda Douglas 1440 Views
by Amanda Douglas OAKLAND, CA – At a recent Oracle concert, patrons and employees alike were shocked by the surprisingly Read more
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Report: Praying Mantis Loses Faith in God

October 8, 2018 Amanda Douglas 2424 Views
by Amanda Douglas Praying Mantis Phil Mayes recently lost faith in God, he reported on Tuesday afternoon. Mayes grew up Read more
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Song Fast But Sad

September 17, 2018January 21, 2021 Amanda Douglas 2475 Views
by Amanda Douglas LOS ANGELES, CA – Across the United States last Thursday, listeners tuned into 307.5 XM radio heard Read more
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Bicycle Cop Races Through Village in Hot Pursuit of Dignity

August 30, 2018January 23, 2021 Amanda Douglas 2145 Views
by Amanda Douglas USC VILLAGE – Bicycle cops roam the Village at all times, keeping their eyes peeled for reckless Read more
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