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Author: Seth Woodhouse

Politics World 

Three Little Pigs Not Allowed to Testify, Big Bad Wolf Acquitted

February 6, 2020January 21, 2021 Seth Woodhouse 2594 Views
By Seth Woodhouse THE BIG WIDE WORLD —  The Aesopnate voted narrowly Friday to bring the imscreechment trial of the Read more
Local Sports 

Huge Skateboard No Match For Tiny Rock

December 2, 2019January 21, 2021 Seth Woodhouse 2590 Views
by Seth Woodhouse  LOS ANGELES, CA — It was like any Tuesday for Gerald the Carbon GTR Skateboard, as his Read more
Local 

Neutered Office Dog Still Treated Better Than Unpaid Intern

November 6, 2019June 18, 2020 Seth Woodhouse 1427 Views
by Seth Woodhouse  LOS ANGELES, CA — 19-year old Tom Davis became an unpaid intern this fall at MaxMeme, a Read more
College Sports USC 

USC Athletics Hires Guy Who Was Really Good At Madden NFL 12

February 5, 2019January 21, 2021 Seth Woodhouse 2471 Views
by Chris Cheshire HERITAGE HALL -- In front of a stunned crowd of local journalists, USC Athletic Director Lynn Swann Read more
Local 

Son “Positive” His Divorced Dad Getting More Action Than Him

November 28, 2018November 28, 2018 Seth Woodhouse 1502 Views
by Seth Woodhouse On Saturday night, college student and notoriously shakey man Tom Davis confirmed his long held suspicions -- Read more
Entertainment 

Tom Cruise Set to Just Fall to His Death in Next Mission Impossible

September 11, 2018January 21, 2021 Seth Woodhouse 5988 Views
by Seth Woodhouse Mission Impossible: Fallout became a critical and commercial success due to all of the extreme physical stunts that Read more
Entertainment 

Daniel Day Lewis Cast in Movie About Curing Cancer in Hopes He Will Actually Cure Cancer

March 29, 2018January 21, 2021 Seth Woodhouse 3732 Views
by Seth Woodhouse HOLLYWOOD, CA -- Three time Academy-award winning actor Daniel Day Lewis is known for diving deeply in Read more

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  • Future Salary Directly Correlated With How Often You Post on LinkedIn
  • Divorced Father Wins Children’s Presence at Thanksgiving With Promises of Underage Drinking
  • Trojan Knights Chest Paint Accidentally Spells Out The Name of The Forbidden One, Summoning His Wretchedness from the Depths
  • Cheer Heard After Leaving Party Was About You

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