Local Dad Assures Frightened Toddler That Human Beings Are the Real Monsters
[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Hannah Ceselski | photo credit CALABASAS, CA — Local dad Robert Milligan was proud to fulfill his fatherly duties as
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Man Attempts to Pick Up Guitar, Guitar Not Interested
[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Kim Rogers USC — Junior Garrett Jenkles is no stranger to guitars. He took lessons until at least seventh
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“I Have Too Much On My Plate” Says Student Who Signed Up For This
[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Chai Karve USC — On a bright Wednesday afternoon, exhausted student Ari Davis plumped down in the middle of
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Dad Manages to Mispronounce Entire Menu at Mexican Restaurant
[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Sara Linden CULVER CITY — On Friday, Greg Filman, a 45-year-old father of three, treated his family to an
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Smug Nerd Who Actually Did Readings Turns in Pop Quiz Early
[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Christine Politte USC — When Comparative Politics Professor Robert Higgins surprised his class with a pop quiz on Monday,
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“I’m So Bad” Announces Woman with Body in Freezer
[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Kim Rogers CULVER CITY, CA — After a few too many drinks, Jane Fitzgerald could not take another sip
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Only Thing Missing from Bride’s Extensive Wedding Plans Is Actual Groom
[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Matt Hanisch BOISE, ID — It’s the day she’s been dreaming about forever, and it’s just around the corner.
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[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Jack Hackett NEWNAN, GA — Twenty years ago, lightning struck local farmer Doug Prestons while he was out tilling
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Hunk of Raw Masculine Sex Appeal Blasts Mumble Rap on Portable Speaker as He Longboards Through Campus
[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Nolan Jones USC — Those walking down Trousdale Parkway on Wednesday were treated to a powerfully erotic sight: a
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Freshman Practices Humblebrag in Mirror Before Meeting Up with High School Friends
[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Jori Barash MINNEAPOLIS, MN – After nearly one hour locked in the bathroom of his home in Minneapolis, USC
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