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Male Student Distracted by Female Classmate’s Bare Shoulders

March 8, 2017June 17, 2020 Sara Linden

[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Sara Swearingen TAPER HALL, USC —  One fateful Tuesday morning, Logan Altman was taking notes in his law class

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Local Teen Figures He Should Probably Start Guitar Lessons Especially If He Wants to Impress Becky

March 2, 2017June 19, 2020 Cameron Wen

[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Cameron Wen LOS ANGELES, CA — Unremarkable teen Gregory Lutz spends most of his time eating Doritos and playing

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Student Asserts Her Sassy Individualism With “Can You Not” T-Shirt

February 23, 2017 Staff

[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Lillian Tsao USC — Student Karen Miller discovered an inspiring way to combat her complete lack of personality by

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Feminist Man Refuses to Lend Jacket to Shivering Woman on Principle

February 21, 2017February 21, 2017 Staff

[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Emily Halaka LOS ANGELES, CA – Avowed feminist Duncan Gershwin made waves when he refused to lend his date,

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Wannabe Superhero Jumps in Nuclear Waste, Becomes Violently Ill

February 17, 2017 Cameron Wen

[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Cameron Wen HOSPITAL — In an attempt to gain superpowers local comic book fanatic Jason Huang jumped into a

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Everybody Keeping Tabs on Guy in Trench Coat

February 15, 2017 Staff

[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Joey Rayburn USC – Today looked like it was going to be a breeze, up until the point when

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“It’s Just a Day” Woman Reminds Herself on February 14th

February 14, 2017 Chai Karve

[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Chai Karve USC — As another year whizzes by, local 20-something Jenna Richards is still single and has never been

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Veggie Platter at Super Bowl Party Left Untouched

February 6, 2017June 19, 2020 Jack Hackett

[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Jack Hackett and Kim Rogers LOS ANGELES, CA — When Jerry Moskowitz walked into the joint, he used to

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Cool Parents Point and Laugh at Lame-Ass Virgin Son

February 3, 2017 Hannah Ceselski

[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Hannah Ceselski ALHAMBRA, CA – Some people would consider having cool parents a gift. For high school senior Marcus

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Local Man Enjoys Sitting In Traffic Just to Feel Like a Part of Something

February 2, 2017February 2, 2017 Staff

[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Rick Cisario LOS ANGELES, CA — If you want to find local accountant Todd Frank you’ll probably find him

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