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Bomb Squad Tries Defusing Mom Counting to 3

April 25, 2017 Jack Hackett

[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Jack Hackett LITTLE ROCK, AR — The LRPD Bomb Squad was called to a Walmart parking lot Wednesday to

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Man with Hokey Pokey Addiction Finally Turns Himself Around

April 24, 2017April 24, 2017 Matt Hanisch

[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Matt Hanisch PASADENA, CA — After a long, dizzying battle, Jimmy Norton has finally overcome his addiction to the

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Area Baseball Fan Wouldn’t Have Swung at That

April 21, 2017 Jack Hackett

[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Jack Hackett ANAHEIM, CA — Last night at Mickey’s Pub, area baseball fan Frankie Johnson watched an  Angels player

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Kinky Dog Really Into This Whole Leash Thing

April 20, 2017 Chai Karve

[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Chai Karve LOS ANGELES, CA — Local cocker spaniel Buddy was born on a farm where he roamed the

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Kid with Peanut Allergy Won’t Stop Making Such a Big Deal About It

April 19, 2017 Matt Hanisch

[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Matt Hanisch LOS ANGELES, CA — Eugene Harris has a history of shoving his problems in other people’s faces,

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“Walk Bike” Means Nothing to This Modern Cowboy

April 18, 2017April 18, 2017 Kim Rogers

[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Kim Rogers USC — Yesterday at high noon, a peak pedestrian traffic hour, sophomore Ricky Meyers rode through campus

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Judas Totally Drops the Ball and Calls It “The Last Supper” to Jesus’s Face

April 17, 2017 Hannah Ceselski

[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Hannah Ceselski JERUSALEM – All of Christ’s disciples sat and watched in abject horror as Judas Iscariot made an

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Texter Distracted by Man Watching Movie

April 14, 2017June 19, 2020 Jack Hackett

[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Jack Hackett ATLANTA, GA — As the lights dimmed, local teen Sarah Greenberg settled into her seat at AMC

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Man Uses Pins on Denim Jacket as Replacement for Personality

April 6, 2017April 6, 2017 Staff

[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Nimisha Narayanan LOS ANGELES, CA — After a month of hesitation and loitering outside of thrift shops, local man

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Orientation Friend Group Really Optimistic About Buying House Together Next Year

April 5, 2017April 5, 2017 Kim Rogers

[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Kim Rogers | photo credit USC — After meeting at orientation and cementing their group in Pardee Tower freshman year,

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