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Author: Christine Politte

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Short Man Has Tall Parents

August 14, 2020January 23, 2021 Christine Politte 1409 Views

by Christine Politte BOULDER, CO – Sources have confirmed that yes, those tall people are Bradley Sullivan’s parents. The juxtaposition

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Local 

Self-Respecting Dog Believes Right Squirrel Won’t Need to be Chased

May 7, 2020June 17, 2020 Christine Politte 1195 Views
By Christine Politte PASADENA, CA — For local pooch Murphy, the dog days are over —  or at least the Read more
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Smarty Pants First Grader’s Favorite Color “Clear”

March 20, 2019 Christine Politte 1449 Views
by Christine Politte VERMONT AVENUE ELEMENTARY SCHOOL -- While most of Ms. Lori Miller’s first grade students spent Tuesday coloring Read more
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Friend’s Kid Fat

December 3, 2018 Christine Politte 1740 Views
by Christine Politte LOS ANGELES, CA -- Multiple sources close to the family have confirmed that Thomas Henderson’s son, 10-year-old Read more
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Report: Mom Not Going to Ask You Again

October 17, 2018 Christine Politte 1741 Views
by Christine Politte It’s been two hours since Mom asked you to take out the trash, and you haven’t moved Read more
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Parents Thinking of Trying Restaurant That Opened Five Years Ago

October 3, 2018 Christine Politte 1947 Views
by Christine Politte OVERLAND PARK, KANSAS -- During a phone call this Saturday, sophomore Leah Anderson’s parents said they were Read more
College 

Physics Lecture Drier Than My Girlfriend After I Tried Bringing Quantum Mechanics Into the Bedroom

March 19, 2018June 17, 2020 Christine Politte 3909 Views
by Christine Politte STAUFFER SCIENCE LECTURE HALL -- I’ve been sitting in this lecture hall for an hour and Professor Read more
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Roommate Who Owns Silverware Has Upper Hand in Argument

March 9, 2018June 19, 2020 Christine Politte 2882 Views
by Christine Politte BOHNETT RESIDENTIAL COLLEGE--  When she moved into her new apartment in August, junior Maya Gonzalez was thrilled Read more
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Dentist More Disappointed in Man Than Father Ever Was

February 13, 2018 Christine Politte 3139 Views
by Christine Politte When Craig Butler went to his appointment at Wilkerson Dental on Thursday, he was expecting a bit Read more
College Local 

Self-Professed “Chill Roommate” Reorganizing Cabinets Again

January 26, 2018June 19, 2020 Christine Politte 2273 Views
by Christine Politte Junior Marissa Patel stopped at her apartment between classes yesterday, hoping to grab a quick lunch. However, Read more
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