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Author: Margaret Danenhauer

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RFK Jr. Launches ‘Just Say No’ Anti-Vax Campaign

April 4, 2026April 3, 2026 Margaret Danenhauer

By Margaret Danenhauer  WASHINGTON, D.C. – Secretary of Health Robert F. Kennedy Jr. announced a new education venture to warn

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Entertainment Local 

Revolutionary Male Comic Not Afraid to Make Masturbation Joke

March 3, 2026March 31, 2026 Margaret Danenhauer

By Margaret Danenhauer  BOYSBACKINTOWN, USA – The worldwide comedy scene was stunned, startled and gobsmacked when local comic, Tom Dickinharry,

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Entertainment Politics 

Ashamed Leftist Enjoys Country Song

February 26, 2026March 31, 2026 Margaret Danenhauer

By Margaret Danenhauer  AUSTIN, TX — Certified City Boy Noah Wylienout, once quoted saying “country music is like Trump, in

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College USC 

Spring Break Coming Early After Interim President Kim Sees Shadow

February 2, 2026March 31, 2026 Margaret Danenhauer

By Margaret Danenhauer  PUNXSUTAWNEY, CA — Interim President Kim has abruptly cancelled all classes this week after he popped his

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News in Brief Politics U.S. 

Jail Actually Housing Upgrade for Many Working Journalists

January 30, 2026January 31, 2026 Margaret Danenhauer

By Margaret Danenhauer  LOS ANGELES COUNTY JAIL — Many journalists who were unlawfully detained by ICE this morning were unexpectedly

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Entertainment 

Stranger Things Fans Disappointed by Finale of Noah Schnapp’s Career

January 25, 2026January 29, 2026 Margaret Danenhauer

By Margaret Danenhauer TEL AVIV —Viewers of Netflix’s Stranger Things have expressed their disapproval on social media after feeling “shocked

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College USC 

No Change in EVK Menu

December 10, 2025January 16, 2026 Margaret Danenhauer

By Margaret Danenhauer  LOS ANGELES, CA — The USC community was left unshocked and unshaken after reports were released allegeding

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U.S. 

Twunkmas, Butchcember, and Other Gay Terms Us Heteros Are Stealing this Holiday Season

December 6, 2025January 16, 2026 Margaret Danenhauer

By Margaret Danenhauer PROVO, UT — This is for my matcha Dubai Labubu chocolate boys; this one is for my

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USC Unveils New School of Fiscally Conservative, Socially Liberal Arts

November 18, 2025January 16, 2026 Margaret Danenhauer

By Margaret Danenhauer LOS ANGELES, CA — During a Q&A session for the Open Dialogue Project, Interim President Kim announced

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College USC 

USC to Pair ChatGPT Subscription With Free Oxycontin Voucher

November 14, 2025January 16, 2026 Margaret Danenhauer

By Margaret Danenhauer LOS ANGELES, CA — Students at USC today were informed that the school would start providing them

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