Margaret Danenhauer

Flailing Alumni Account Forced to Post Derrick

By Margaret Danenhauer THE GEORGE LUCAS DERRICK BUILDING – After realizing that all SCA grads are chopped and also unc,

By Margaret Danenhauer LOS ANGELES – Theatre majors across USC have reportedly been telling fellow students that they have midterms

By Margaret Danenhauer WASHINGTON, D.C. – Secretary of Health Robert F. Kennedy Jr. announced a new education venture to warn

By Margaret Danenhauer BOYSBACKINTOWN, USA – The worldwide comedy scene was stunned, startled and gobsmacked when local comic, Tom Dickinharry,

By Margaret Danenhauer AUSTIN, TX — Certified City Boy Noah Wylienout, once quoted saying “country music is like Trump, in

By Margaret Danenhauer PUNXSUTAWNEY, CA — Interim President Kim has abruptly cancelled all classes this week after he popped his

By Margaret Danenhauer LOS ANGELES COUNTY JAIL — Many journalists who were unlawfully detained by ICE this morning were unexpectedly

By Margaret Danenhauer TEL AVIV —Viewers of Netflix’s Stranger Things have expressed their disapproval on social media after feeling “shocked

By Margaret Danenhauer LOS ANGELES, CA — The USC community was left unshocked and unshaken after reports were released allegeding

By Margaret Danenhauer PROVO, UT — This is for my matcha Dubai Labubu chocolate boys; this one is for my