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Jail Actually Housing Upgrade for Many Working Journalists

January 30, 2026January 31, 2026 Margaret Danenhauer

By Margaret Danenhauer  LOS ANGELES COUNTY JAIL — Many journalists who were unlawfully detained by ICE this morning were unexpectedly

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Stranger Things Fans Disappointed by Finale of Noah Schnapp’s Career

January 25, 2026January 29, 2026 Margaret Danenhauer

By Margaret Danenhauer TEL AVIV —Viewers of Netflix’s Stranger Things have expressed their disapproval on social media after feeling “shocked

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No Change in EVK Menu

December 10, 2025January 16, 2026 Margaret Danenhauer

By Margaret Danenhauer  LOS ANGELES, CA — The USC community was left unshocked and unshaken after reports were released allegeding

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Twunkmas, Butchcember, and Other Gay Terms Us Heteros Are Stealing this Holiday Season

December 6, 2025January 16, 2026 Margaret Danenhauer

By Margaret Danenhauer PROVO, UT — This is for my matcha Dubai Labubu chocolate boys; this one is for my

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USC Unveils New School of Fiscally Conservative, Socially Liberal Arts

November 18, 2025January 16, 2026 Margaret Danenhauer

By Margaret Danenhauer LOS ANGELES, CA — During a Q&A session for the Open Dialogue Project, Interim President Kim announced

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USC to Pair ChatGPT Subscription With Free Oxycontin Voucher

November 14, 2025January 16, 2026 Margaret Danenhauer

By Margaret Danenhauer LOS ANGELES, CA — Students at USC today were informed that the school would start providing them

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The Sack Liturgical: How Much Does K-Pop Demon Hunters Follow the Gospel of the One True Christ Our Lord?

October 20, 2025January 16, 2026 Margaret Danenhauer

By Margaret Danenhauer THE VATICAN — What up Jesus Freaks? Confirmed Catholic Margaret Danenhauer here, and today we’re counting down

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USC Demolition Club Takes an Unconventional Approach to Open House

October 13, 2025January 16, 2026 Margaret Danenhauer

By Margaret Danenhauer LOS ANGELES, CA — USC’s Demolition Club surprised and delighted prospective members by demolishing Ronald Tutor Campus

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Beong-Soo Kim Junior Named New President of USC

September 30, 2025January 16, 2026 Margaret Danenhauer

By Margaret Danenhauer LOS ANGELES, CA — Immediately after announcing that USC is now taking laws regarding legacy admissions set

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Dick Wolf Drama Center Renamed to Dog Penis BFA Rehab

September 27, 2025January 16, 2026 Margaret Danenhauer

By Margaret Danenhauer  LOS ANGELES, CA — Less than a year after USC’s School of Dramatic Arts named their new

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