Hot Girl Summer Lukewarm at Best
[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Melanie Hoffmann LOS ANGELES, CA — On August 10th, when USC junior Lucy Lampart tweeted that she had experienced
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Local Man Mows Lawn Like He Doesn’t Have a Second Family
[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Amanda Douglas SONOMA, CA – On Thursday morning, Sonoma residents found Greg Geffen once again mowing his lawn like
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Smarty Pants First Grader’s Favorite Color “Clear”
[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Christine Politte VERMONT AVENUE ELEMENTARY SCHOOL — While most of Ms. Lori Miller’s first grade students spent Tuesday coloring
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Catholic Church Realizes That’s Not What “Women and Children First” Means
[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Sydney Sanchez VATICAN CITY– Over the past week, the Catholic Church came to the startling realization that the code
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Gogurt Twitter Account Begging for Sweet, Sweet Release of Death
[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Veronica Marks Users of Twitter were alarmed on Tuesday when they woke up to posts from the popular yogurt
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Local Cuck Celebrated Valentine’s Day Watching Kenny G Rail Girlfriend
[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Joey Rayburn LOS ANGELES, CA – Yesterday, couples across the country celebrated their love with flowers, dinners, and meaningful
Read moreHomeless Man With Funny Sign Still Homeless
[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Susi Basse CHICAGO, IL — When Alfie Garrett, a homeless Vietnam vet in Chicago, Illinois, woke up this morning
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Anime Kid From Middle School Grew Up Just How You Expected
[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Eloise Rollins-Fife LOS ANGELES, CA — In a completely predictable turn of events, social media posts confirmed this weekend
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Best Friend From High School Clearly Lying About Getting Laid in College
[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Alex Greenblatt NEW YORK CITY – The Sack confirmed last Thursday that Rob Broux’s best friend from high school,
Read moreSurplus of Spring Admits to be Housed in Forested Wolf Dens
[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Drew Thomas-Nathan GRIFFITH PARK, CA — Due to a lack of available freshman housing space, some students admitted for
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