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Best Friend From High School Clearly Lying About Getting Laid in College

January 28, 2019 Alex Greenblatt

[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Alex Greenblatt NEW YORK CITY – The Sack confirmed last Thursday that Rob Broux’s best friend from high school,

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Stop Complaining, People! Marvel’s Probably Going to Retcon Stan Lee’s Death in a Couple of Months

November 19, 2018November 19, 2018 Alex Greenblatt

[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Alex Greenblatt We saw this with Spider Man in 2011, we saw it with Karen Page in 1999, and

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Mitt Romney Loses Presidential Election

November 7, 2018January 21, 2021 Alex Greenblatt

[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Alex Greenblatt WASHINGTON — After a tense night of counting ballots, it appears that Massachusetts Governor Mitt Romney has

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Robert Durst Tries Stand-Up, Kills

March 6, 2018January 22, 2021 Alex Greenblatt

[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Alex Greenblatt COMEDY CELLAR — At a local open mic, real estate mogul, heir to the Seymore Durst, and

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