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Author: Alex Greenblatt

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Best Friend From High School Clearly Lying About Getting Laid in College

January 28, 2019 Alex Greenblatt 1754 Views
by Alex Greenblatt NEW YORK CITY – The Sack confirmed last Thursday that Rob Broux’s best friend from high school, Read more
Columns Strong Feelings 

Stop Complaining, People! Marvel’s Probably Going to Retcon Stan Lee’s Death in a Couple of Months

November 19, 2018November 19, 2018 Alex Greenblatt 1968 Views
by Alex Greenblatt We saw this with Spider Man in 2011, we saw it with Karen Page in 1999, and Read more
Politics 

Mitt Romney Loses Presidential Election

November 7, 2018January 21, 2021 Alex Greenblatt 2297 Views
by Alex Greenblatt WASHINGTON -- After a tense night of counting ballots, it appears that Massachusetts Governor Mitt Romney has Read more
News in Brief 

Robert Durst Tries Stand-Up, Kills

March 6, 2018January 22, 2021 Alex Greenblatt 2501 Views
by Alex Greenblatt COMEDY CELLAR — At a local open mic, real estate mogul, heir to the Seymore Durst, and Read more

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  • Exeter Frat Boy Rates Women By Amount of AP Classes Taken
  • Opinion: If USC Brings Back Shared Lyfts, Then Bring Back Splash Bash

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